Farmhouse pretty cook

Chapter 584 Being Tied (1)
"I bite my chopsticks, I fight with me, what does it have to do with you, don't think that you can tell me what to do if you treat me to a meal, my eldest sister never said that, what a woman The appearance of a baby, what should a girl look like? Twitching, smiling without showing her teeth, walking without showing her feet, sitting with a sitting posture, standing with a standing posture, eating with small mouthfuls, and not making a sound? Heh , Are you mistaken, those are not things I can do!"

In order to prove that she couldn't be what he said, Caiyun simply raised her elbow, put it on the table, stretched out her chopsticks, and scrambled in the bowl until the chopsticks and the dish made a crisp sound.

Tang Xin still had an immature handsome face, which turned black after just a swipe, "You'll have to try it to know if you can do it, you're not allowed to pick up food like this, sit up, keep your waist straight, and you're not allowed to lie on your stomach! "

Tang Xin seemed to be on the shoulders with her and insisted on correcting her.

Seeing that he couldn't speak, he grabbed the chopsticks and hit her on the back of her hand, not lightly but not hard.

"Hey, you're really hitting," Caiyun quickly withdrew her hand, suffering from pain in the back of her hand.

Right here, the shop waiter came in through the curtain, holding a big cup in his hand, "You two distinguished guests, this is a new dessert in our shop, and it's free for you to try."

Xiao Er politely put down the two bowls, nodded to the two of them, turned around and went out.

Caiyun is not stupid, she is delivering desserts at this time, and after Xu Rui made a fuss, how can she be kind.

There is no free lunch in the world, and there is no free gain.

After Xiaoer went out, Caiyun raised her eyelids and looked at Tang Xin, "What should I do with this thing? Should I throw it away or throw it out of the window?" No matter whether it was thrown or thrown, the two of them couldn't just eat it.

Tang Xin smiled lightly, "It's too wasteful to throw away such a good thing, it should be returned to them!"

The boy who was waiting outside came in without his calling, and acted according to the route agreed in advance.

Caiyun watched them make eye contact mysteriously, she must be curious.But she was more sure that this person would not follow him and tell the truth. Tang Xin likes to play with mystery the most, so she just had to eat.

"Eat a little more now, and you won't be able to eat it later."

"Huh? Why?"

"You'll know when the time comes, it won't take more than half of the incense stick, just wait!"

Caiyun was dejected, so he knew that he likes to say half of what he said, and he always likes to play with mystery.

In fact, within the time it took for a stick of incense, there was a commotion outside.

"Ouch, my stomach hurts so much, I want to poop, Xiao Er, where is your latrine?" The one who was crying like a wolf was Xu He.

Immediately afterwards, Zhao Tianba screamed in pain, covered his buttocks with one hand, and jumped on the spot, "My stomach hurts too, Xu Rui, did you make a mistake, I obviously gave them to drink..."

Xu Rui secretly thought something was wrong, and rushed up to cover his mouth, "Shut your mouth, can you tell me about this?!"

Zhao Tianba pushed his hand away and yelled at him: "Shut up, I'm going to... I'm going to..."

Before the words were finished, there was a loud fart sound, and the diners around were shocked and threw their chopsticks and ran away.

Just farting is not enough, Zhao Tianba only felt that the flood was about to be released, "I can't do it, I have to go to the latrine first!"

"Wait for me, I'll go too," Xu Rui's stomach hurts like hell, his legs are tightly together, and he dare not separate a little bit, for fear that if the gap between his legs opens, this... this will have to pull Xiang out .

The two of them didn't bother to find out what was going on at this moment, they were going to the latrine!
The shop waiter rushed out and stopped in front of the two of them, "You two young masters, there is only one in our inn..."

It's hard for him to say the latter, but there is only one pit!
This is troublesome, Xu Rui pushed Zhao Tianba away, "I'll go first, you wait outside!"

If it's normal, Zhao Tianba will give in, but people have three urgencies, and it's not something that can be tolerated.

He was also anxious, he caught up with Xu Rui, dragged his arm, and pulled him straight to the side, "Why do you go first, every time you go first, it should be my turn to go first, I don't care, I It's almost pulled out, it hurts to death!"

He was so strong that when he pulled Xu Rui was pushed several meters away and fell to the ground.

When the person fell, he still didn't forget to clamp his legs, otherwise his intestines would burst at the end of the fall.

"Zhao Tianba, you are going to die, you dare to grab the toilet with me, don't run away, my stomach hurts, and I have to pull it out too, let me go first!"

The two of them ran from the front of the tavern, you pushed me, I shoved you, chasing and running out of sight.

The old shopkeeper came back from the outside, and when he entered the door, he saw that there were no customers, so he asked the waiter, "What's going on, have you received the money?"

Xiao Er's attention was attracted by the two just now, and then he suddenly noticed that there were many empty tables, and the dishes were still there, but the people were gone.

"This... I don't know what's going on!"

At this time, another young boy came over, glared at him angrily, and then reported the truth to the old shopkeeper, "The two young masters sitting here complained of stomachache after drinking the soup for some reason, and they were still in front of the diners." I fart in the face, scaring everyone away, I can't chase him alone, and only get back [-]% of the money."

"What? The customers have all run away?" The old shopkeeper beat his chest and feet in pain.

Caiyun was in the cubicle, leaning forward and backward laughing, with tears in her eyes.

There wasn't much smile on Tang Xin's face, only a faint smile in his eyes, which showed that he was actually smiling too.

"Is it really that funny? I don't think the punishment is enough, how about adding more ingredients?" He fixedly looked at Caiyun's smiling face, staring straight at her.

Caiyun laughed so hard, she finally stopped laughing, and wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes, "You can add it if you want, as long as you don't kill anyone, you dare to give me laxatives, they deserve it, By the way, how did you know that the soup was laced with medicine?"

"Is it hard to know? The two of them conspired so loudly that even a deaf person could hear it. I asked someone to follow one of them, and I saw it easily. With their little trick, it's easy to tease a three-year-old child." almost!"

(End of this chapter)