The national actor is a girl
Chapter 1180 What to pretend?Virtue!
Chapter 1180 What to pretend?Virtue!
"No!"
Hong Xu interrupted directly, raised his head and lowered his eyes, and stared at He Zhen: "This place of fireworks, how can people who are pure cultivators come here? He Zhen, when the master became immortal, he asked me to take care of the sect. The other thing is to Supervise you to practice hard, you have wisdom roots, you must not waste it on such things, come, read the "Taishang Laojun Qingjing Sutra" with senior brother... blah blah blah..."
He Zhen: ...
What the hell!
Chanting? !
it's here? ?
In heaven on earth, you recite scriptures to Lao Tzu? ?
I read your sister's scriptures! !
If it wasn't for the fact that Hong Xu was his elder brother, He Zhen would have been bored with a stick!
What to wear? ?
Virtue! !
Don't you just don't want to pay for it? ?
OK!Isn't it okay for me to pay you? ! !
He Zhen gritted his teeth, and simply took out his bank card: "Today, I still use my card!"
Hong Xu, who was meditating sutras, opened his eyes and glanced at the bank card. He was sure that it was genuine and not the leaves of the tree. Then he grinned, turned his head to look at a group of goblins, and sighed in satisfaction: "Infinite Heaven, All living beings are suffering, I will start by rescuing all the girls, and save all living beings!"
Hong Xu looked like an old man who worked so hard to go down the mountain and came all the way here, not to spend money to have fun, but to save the common people.
Ah!
So fragrant!
It's so soft, Wu Nong's soft words are lingering in your ears, it's much better than staying on the mountain! !
After all, on the top of the mountain, except for the old man, all the special meows are beasts!
Hong Xu changed his face very quickly, but what is amazing is that among the girls, Hong Xu is more popular than He Zhen.
"Master, are you the master?"
"Yes, but this old man still wants you to call me big brother."
"Eldest brother?? Hehe, I like elder brother the most. Elder brother, will you also change 72??"
"The old man's channeling technique, catching ghosts and exorcising evil spirits, asking gods, is a no-brainer!"
"Ah!! Senior brother is so powerful? Can you help me calculate my marriage?"
"Help me figure out when I can get rich!"
"I want to invite the God of Wealth, can I?"
Seeing a group of girls throwing him aside, He Zhen felt depressed.
Grass!
Fuck? ?He was the one who paid the money!
But... do people like pretenders so much nowadays? ?
He is so straightforward, showing his true self so straightforwardly, how come no one likes him? ?
He Zhen was very depressed, so he simply called Zhan Yu.
"Little apprentice~~~"
The moment He Zhen's voice started to ripple, Zhan Yu hung up the phone directly.
He Zhen: ...
Grass, the rippling me is the real me!
The rippling you are the real you! !
So, hang up Lao Tzu's phone for Mao? ?They pretend to be elegant people! ! !
He Zhen gritted his teeth, and continued to call Zhan Yu while being annoyed.
He did not answer twice, did not answer twice, and did not answer three times until the fourth time. Zhan Yu answered the phone without waiting for He Zhen to open his mouth, and replied coldly: "Looking for death?"
He Zhen: ...
"cough!"
He Zhen coughed in fright: "Then what, the teacher is here to help you."
"Say."
"Do you know that the imperial capital is full of temptations, if you can't stand Xiaoxi, maybe someday Xiaoxi will be tempted away by someone!"
This opening was very attractive, and Zhan Yu really clenched the microphone: "Continue."
"Hehe, as a teacher, there is a method that can let you tie up Xiaoxi, so that she can't leave you for the rest of her life!"
"What way?"
"Fucked her!"
Zhan Yu: "..."
(End of this chapter)
"No!"
Hong Xu interrupted directly, raised his head and lowered his eyes, and stared at He Zhen: "This place of fireworks, how can people who are pure cultivators come here? He Zhen, when the master became immortal, he asked me to take care of the sect. The other thing is to Supervise you to practice hard, you have wisdom roots, you must not waste it on such things, come, read the "Taishang Laojun Qingjing Sutra" with senior brother... blah blah blah..."
He Zhen: ...
What the hell!
Chanting? !
it's here? ?
In heaven on earth, you recite scriptures to Lao Tzu? ?
I read your sister's scriptures! !
If it wasn't for the fact that Hong Xu was his elder brother, He Zhen would have been bored with a stick!
What to wear? ?
Virtue! !
Don't you just don't want to pay for it? ?
OK!Isn't it okay for me to pay you? ! !
He Zhen gritted his teeth, and simply took out his bank card: "Today, I still use my card!"
Hong Xu, who was meditating sutras, opened his eyes and glanced at the bank card. He was sure that it was genuine and not the leaves of the tree. Then he grinned, turned his head to look at a group of goblins, and sighed in satisfaction: "Infinite Heaven, All living beings are suffering, I will start by rescuing all the girls, and save all living beings!"
Hong Xu looked like an old man who worked so hard to go down the mountain and came all the way here, not to spend money to have fun, but to save the common people.
Ah!
So fragrant!
It's so soft, Wu Nong's soft words are lingering in your ears, it's much better than staying on the mountain! !
After all, on the top of the mountain, except for the old man, all the special meows are beasts!
Hong Xu changed his face very quickly, but what is amazing is that among the girls, Hong Xu is more popular than He Zhen.
"Master, are you the master?"
"Yes, but this old man still wants you to call me big brother."
"Eldest brother?? Hehe, I like elder brother the most. Elder brother, will you also change 72??"
"The old man's channeling technique, catching ghosts and exorcising evil spirits, asking gods, is a no-brainer!"
"Ah!! Senior brother is so powerful? Can you help me calculate my marriage?"
"Help me figure out when I can get rich!"
"I want to invite the God of Wealth, can I?"
Seeing a group of girls throwing him aside, He Zhen felt depressed.
Grass!
Fuck? ?He was the one who paid the money!
But... do people like pretenders so much nowadays? ?
He is so straightforward, showing his true self so straightforwardly, how come no one likes him? ?
He Zhen was very depressed, so he simply called Zhan Yu.
"Little apprentice~~~"
The moment He Zhen's voice started to ripple, Zhan Yu hung up the phone directly.
He Zhen: ...
Grass, the rippling me is the real me!
The rippling you are the real you! !
So, hang up Lao Tzu's phone for Mao? ?They pretend to be elegant people! ! !
He Zhen gritted his teeth, and continued to call Zhan Yu while being annoyed.
He did not answer twice, did not answer twice, and did not answer three times until the fourth time. Zhan Yu answered the phone without waiting for He Zhen to open his mouth, and replied coldly: "Looking for death?"
He Zhen: ...
"cough!"
He Zhen coughed in fright: "Then what, the teacher is here to help you."
"Say."
"Do you know that the imperial capital is full of temptations, if you can't stand Xiaoxi, maybe someday Xiaoxi will be tempted away by someone!"
This opening was very attractive, and Zhan Yu really clenched the microphone: "Continue."
"Hehe, as a teacher, there is a method that can let you tie up Xiaoxi, so that she can't leave you for the rest of her life!"
"What way?"
"Fucked her!"
Zhan Yu: "..."
(End of this chapter)
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