Dizun, why are you on fire again?
Chapter 1251 Tuan Tuan!
Chapter 1251 Tuan Tuan!
A month has passed.
Dongchili was able to get out of bed a long time ago, and was already up and running. The postpartum recovery ability of pregnant women was astonishingly fast. Even Dongchili's left hand and left foot grew a lot, so he cut off a section of the artificial limb.
The people in the village are lamenting Dongchili's terrible recovery ability, and yearn to practice Taoism, but not everyone can embark on the road of Taoism, so they can only continue to fish as a profession with hatred.
Dongchili was breathing spiritual energy in the yard at this time. Although a month had passed and his body had recovered, Dongchili was surprisingly thin, and he was almost turning into a skull. It was just blood skin sticky!
"Ah!" Yusheng next door yelled miserably.
Dong Chili quickly opened his eyes, quickly jumped over the wall, and jumped into the courtyard next door. As soon as he entered the door, he saw Yusheng throwing a ball of meat wrapped in silk into the air.
Dongchi Li was taken aback, and hurried over to catch the meat ball in his hands, and cursed: "Yusheng! You are a murderer! How dare you lose your godson like this! Are you dying? Be careful of me!" Kill you!"
That's right, the person who said he didn't want to be the godfather of a freak at the beginning, now hugs the meat ball every day and asks him to call him godfather.
"Even if Tuantuan has a mouth, he can only eat. Want to call you godfather? It's a good idea! Who told you to treat it like that? Where did it bite you this time? Let me see." Looking over, I saw a small tooth mark on Yusheng's hand, which was bloodshot.
Because so far, I don't know the gender of the meat ball in my arms, and because it is round and round, I simply call it "Tuantuan".
Tuantuan usually looks like a ball of meat, it is the same everywhere, but if it is angry or hungry, there will be a small tender mouth on the meat ball, if it is not for this beautiful little mouth Zuier, Dong Chili really thought that Tuantuan was so starved to death!
Speaking of this little mouth, when it first appeared, it still saved its own life.
When Tuantuan was just born, Yusheng held it up and down and looked at it up and down. After looking at it for a while, he suddenly became angry and said, "I want to be the godfather of this freak? I can't even feel its pulse! Ah, I remember you told me the story of Nezha, maybe this is the same thing as Nezha."
As he said that, Yusheng struggled to pick up the corpse blood knife beside Dongchili, and slashed at Tuantuan, so frightened that Dongchili almost jumped up from the bed with his last breath and threw Yusheng out the door.
But before Dong Chili got up, Tuantuan suddenly bounced to the ground, dodged Yusheng's knife, jumped up and opened a small mouth with white teeth in mid-air, biting fiercely on the ground. Yusheng's mouth was so painful that Yusheng immediately dropped the corpse blood knife and almost chopped off his own feet.
From then on, as long as Yusheng hugged Tuantuan to play, Tuantuan would sneak up on Yusheng from time to time.
This month has passed, and there are already several tooth marks on Yusheng's hands, which is pitiful.
Yusheng muttered: "I know you are meditating next door, so I dare to throw the ball like this. Otherwise, if I really drop it, will it have to eat me someday?"
"Just your stinky skin, Tuantuan doesn't even bother!" Dongchi Li rolled his eyes at Yusheng, and immediately walked out with Tuantu in his arms.
Yusheng shouted in dissatisfaction: "Han Li! Why did your body recover so quickly? My jealousy is about to take root!"
"Blame me? If you're not happy, you should also go to practice, and then how about letting Tuantuan eat your flesh and blood?" Dongchi Li walked out, patted Tuantuan and said with a smile, "Hmph, the flesh and blood of Yugan Daddy stinks, we Tuantuan It’s not rare, is it?”
Tuantuan is very lively, and after watching it for a long time, I think it is very cute.
Although it is a meat ball, it is not as red as ordinary meat. Instead, it is very tender and light pink, like skin, and does not make people feel uncomfortable looking at it.
And Dong Chili felt that since Tuantuan could grow a mouth, it should not be a problem to grow eyes, nose, hands and feet in the future, but it would take time.
Dong Chili hugged Tuantuan, and hadn't walked out of Yusheng's courtyard yet.
The ball in his arms suddenly moved, and then there was a crack in the meat ball, which soon turned into a tender mouth. It opened its mouth and cried "Wah-wah-wah". Just like a normal baby.
Dong Chili sighed, wiped Tuantuan's small mouth with his fingers, and said sadly: "Tuantuan, are you hungry again?"
"Wow!" Tuantuan shouted.
Dongchi Li could only sit down on the spot, and then rolled up the sleeve of his right hand, and there were rows of hideous tooth marks on it!
As soon as Dongchili rolled up his sleeves, Tuantuan opened his mouth and bit down, and then "chirped" with gusto, sucking up Dongchili's blood.
That's right, Tuantuan doesn't drink milk, it eats human blood, and it must be Dong Chili's blood!
This is the reason why Dongchi Li couldn't fully recover his body, and became thinner and thinner.
Why must it be Dong Chili's blood?
It's not because Dongchi Li is its mother.
As a cultivator, Dongchi Li could quickly detect the abnormality of the ball. It sucked not only Dongchi Li's blood, but also the rich immortal power contained in Dongchi Li's blood!
Being able to absorb immortal power like this, Tuantuan will definitely be extraordinary in the future, but can Dongchili really support Tuantuan until he grows up?
Her cultivation speed couldn't keep up with Tuantuan's hungry stomach!
Not to mention that Dongchi Li's cultivation could not improve, even whether he was fed or not was a problem.
Dong Chili turned to look at Yusheng, and said with a wry smile, "Yusheng, are you still jealous of ascetics?"
"Jealous, why aren't you jealous?" Yusheng pouted, shook his head and said, "After all, not every cultivator is like you, and will give birth to freaks. You should be because of the rules of the Immortal Dao at the beginning. Unfamiliarity will cause your child to behave like this."
"What's the use of talking about it now?" Dongchi Li patted Tuantuan's body, while caring for it to drink slowly, said through gritted teeth, "No, I can't wait, we will go to Qingtan County tomorrow to find Some blood packs."
"Blood bag?"
Dong Chili said solemnly: "It's the cultivator who makes Tuantuan suck blood."
Yusheng was surprised: "Could a monk be so stupid? Why did he agree to suck blood for Tuantuan? Are you betraying your appearance?" He glanced at Dongchi Li, shook his head and said, "You didn't have a good face when you first came here, but you have a good figure. But now...it's useless!"
Dongchi Li squinted his eyes, spread his hands, and immediately jumped out of the ball, taking another quick bite on Yusheng's arm.
"Ah—" Yusheng yelled terribly...
Tuan Tuan, Tuan Tuan!I won't say... I can't think of a name yet!Moreover, is there really only one baby!hum!
(End of this chapter)
A month has passed.
Dongchili was able to get out of bed a long time ago, and was already up and running. The postpartum recovery ability of pregnant women was astonishingly fast. Even Dongchili's left hand and left foot grew a lot, so he cut off a section of the artificial limb.
The people in the village are lamenting Dongchili's terrible recovery ability, and yearn to practice Taoism, but not everyone can embark on the road of Taoism, so they can only continue to fish as a profession with hatred.
Dongchili was breathing spiritual energy in the yard at this time. Although a month had passed and his body had recovered, Dongchili was surprisingly thin, and he was almost turning into a skull. It was just blood skin sticky!
"Ah!" Yusheng next door yelled miserably.
Dong Chili quickly opened his eyes, quickly jumped over the wall, and jumped into the courtyard next door. As soon as he entered the door, he saw Yusheng throwing a ball of meat wrapped in silk into the air.
Dongchi Li was taken aback, and hurried over to catch the meat ball in his hands, and cursed: "Yusheng! You are a murderer! How dare you lose your godson like this! Are you dying? Be careful of me!" Kill you!"
That's right, the person who said he didn't want to be the godfather of a freak at the beginning, now hugs the meat ball every day and asks him to call him godfather.
"Even if Tuantuan has a mouth, he can only eat. Want to call you godfather? It's a good idea! Who told you to treat it like that? Where did it bite you this time? Let me see." Looking over, I saw a small tooth mark on Yusheng's hand, which was bloodshot.
Because so far, I don't know the gender of the meat ball in my arms, and because it is round and round, I simply call it "Tuantuan".
Tuantuan usually looks like a ball of meat, it is the same everywhere, but if it is angry or hungry, there will be a small tender mouth on the meat ball, if it is not for this beautiful little mouth Zuier, Dong Chili really thought that Tuantuan was so starved to death!
Speaking of this little mouth, when it first appeared, it still saved its own life.
When Tuantuan was just born, Yusheng held it up and down and looked at it up and down. After looking at it for a while, he suddenly became angry and said, "I want to be the godfather of this freak? I can't even feel its pulse! Ah, I remember you told me the story of Nezha, maybe this is the same thing as Nezha."
As he said that, Yusheng struggled to pick up the corpse blood knife beside Dongchili, and slashed at Tuantuan, so frightened that Dongchili almost jumped up from the bed with his last breath and threw Yusheng out the door.
But before Dong Chili got up, Tuantuan suddenly bounced to the ground, dodged Yusheng's knife, jumped up and opened a small mouth with white teeth in mid-air, biting fiercely on the ground. Yusheng's mouth was so painful that Yusheng immediately dropped the corpse blood knife and almost chopped off his own feet.
From then on, as long as Yusheng hugged Tuantuan to play, Tuantuan would sneak up on Yusheng from time to time.
This month has passed, and there are already several tooth marks on Yusheng's hands, which is pitiful.
Yusheng muttered: "I know you are meditating next door, so I dare to throw the ball like this. Otherwise, if I really drop it, will it have to eat me someday?"
"Just your stinky skin, Tuantuan doesn't even bother!" Dongchi Li rolled his eyes at Yusheng, and immediately walked out with Tuantu in his arms.
Yusheng shouted in dissatisfaction: "Han Li! Why did your body recover so quickly? My jealousy is about to take root!"
"Blame me? If you're not happy, you should also go to practice, and then how about letting Tuantuan eat your flesh and blood?" Dongchi Li walked out, patted Tuantuan and said with a smile, "Hmph, the flesh and blood of Yugan Daddy stinks, we Tuantuan It’s not rare, is it?”
Tuantuan is very lively, and after watching it for a long time, I think it is very cute.
Although it is a meat ball, it is not as red as ordinary meat. Instead, it is very tender and light pink, like skin, and does not make people feel uncomfortable looking at it.
And Dong Chili felt that since Tuantuan could grow a mouth, it should not be a problem to grow eyes, nose, hands and feet in the future, but it would take time.
Dong Chili hugged Tuantuan, and hadn't walked out of Yusheng's courtyard yet.
The ball in his arms suddenly moved, and then there was a crack in the meat ball, which soon turned into a tender mouth. It opened its mouth and cried "Wah-wah-wah". Just like a normal baby.
Dong Chili sighed, wiped Tuantuan's small mouth with his fingers, and said sadly: "Tuantuan, are you hungry again?"
"Wow!" Tuantuan shouted.
Dongchi Li could only sit down on the spot, and then rolled up the sleeve of his right hand, and there were rows of hideous tooth marks on it!
As soon as Dongchili rolled up his sleeves, Tuantuan opened his mouth and bit down, and then "chirped" with gusto, sucking up Dongchili's blood.
That's right, Tuantuan doesn't drink milk, it eats human blood, and it must be Dong Chili's blood!
This is the reason why Dongchi Li couldn't fully recover his body, and became thinner and thinner.
Why must it be Dong Chili's blood?
It's not because Dongchi Li is its mother.
As a cultivator, Dongchi Li could quickly detect the abnormality of the ball. It sucked not only Dongchi Li's blood, but also the rich immortal power contained in Dongchi Li's blood!
Being able to absorb immortal power like this, Tuantuan will definitely be extraordinary in the future, but can Dongchili really support Tuantuan until he grows up?
Her cultivation speed couldn't keep up with Tuantuan's hungry stomach!
Not to mention that Dongchi Li's cultivation could not improve, even whether he was fed or not was a problem.
Dong Chili turned to look at Yusheng, and said with a wry smile, "Yusheng, are you still jealous of ascetics?"
"Jealous, why aren't you jealous?" Yusheng pouted, shook his head and said, "After all, not every cultivator is like you, and will give birth to freaks. You should be because of the rules of the Immortal Dao at the beginning. Unfamiliarity will cause your child to behave like this."
"What's the use of talking about it now?" Dongchi Li patted Tuantuan's body, while caring for it to drink slowly, said through gritted teeth, "No, I can't wait, we will go to Qingtan County tomorrow to find Some blood packs."
"Blood bag?"
Dong Chili said solemnly: "It's the cultivator who makes Tuantuan suck blood."
Yusheng was surprised: "Could a monk be so stupid? Why did he agree to suck blood for Tuantuan? Are you betraying your appearance?" He glanced at Dongchi Li, shook his head and said, "You didn't have a good face when you first came here, but you have a good figure. But now...it's useless!"
Dongchi Li squinted his eyes, spread his hands, and immediately jumped out of the ball, taking another quick bite on Yusheng's arm.
"Ah—" Yusheng yelled terribly...
Tuan Tuan, Tuan Tuan!I won't say... I can't think of a name yet!Moreover, is there really only one baby!hum!
(End of this chapter)
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