Dizun, why are you on fire again?
Chapter 1680 Are You Hooligans?
Chapter 1680 Are You Hooligans?
It turned out not to be recognized.
Dong Chili revealed a face of contemplation, and immediately said seriously: "I must have seen such a perfect woman, a woman like a banished fairy, I have seen her in my dream!" expression.
Di Tianling laughed and said: "My lady, I thought you would meet such a woman somewhere, you see that man is also handsome, the two of them are a match made in heaven, maybe we really met them, and we can still meet them." You can live together forever and live forever!"
Dong Chili sneered inwardly, but he never thought that Di Tianling would be even more shameless than her.
But in fact, the expressions of the two are very innocent...
"Bastard!" a monk shouted angrily.
Dongchi Li and Di Tianling pretended to be shocked, and Dongchi Li tremblingly said: "Master, why... why are you so angry? You didn't specifically say where you saw this before?" Why can’t I see it in my dream?”
The vulgarity and irrationality of a village woman in the mountains emanated from Dong Chili's body, it was really vivid.
The three ascetics were so angry that they wished they could slap Dong Chili on the spot with one slap, and let her die of blood. They didn't have the heart to get entangled with these two countrymen here.But in Luorong City, you can't kill people at will, otherwise it would be bad to attract the attention of the city lord, so they still suppressed their anger.
"Okay, okay, let's go!" A monk waved impatiently.
Di Tianling chuckled and said, "Okay, okay, let's go. But... three masters, this painting of yours is so beautiful, can you take it back to the town house for us, maybe we can really grow old together and live forever? "
"roll!"
Accompanied by the ascetic's roar, Dong Chili and Di Tianling jumped on the spot after being shaken, and then walked away "rolling and crawling".
"Bah! I knew I wouldn't ask these wild people. It's a waste of time and makes people angry!" A monk said angrily to the backs of Dongchi Li and Di Tianling, and then went to ask other passers-by .
After Dongchi Li and Di Tianling walked away, they hid in the corner and laughed loudly.
Dongchi Li laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten his waist: "Drugstore! Why are you so shameless! You can say such things as town house, old age together, and immortality. It seems that I have misjudged you!"
Di Tianling said with great interest: "It's obvious that you are shameless first, so I can only cooperate with you like this. How about it, my acting is not bad, right?"
"It's not only good, it can be called the best actor, and the singing in this play is better than Uncle Jiang's."
"Hey." Di Tianling showed a rare silly smile.
Dong Chili tapped his head lightly, and said: "No matter what, we don't want to stay in Luorong City now, let's go to Shangyang City as soon as possible. When we find Ling Yunque and Xia Mudi, let us They showed us the way, and it was convenient for us to leave Mount Luoer."
The situation of Mount Luoer is similar to that of Mount Ninth. If you want to walk from the end of the mountain to the top without the guidance of someone who is familiar with the route, it is easy to take detours and run into danger.
Such a decision.
Dongchi Li and Di Tianling hurried to Shangyang City.
The two of them were very cautious along the way, rushing at the fastest speed in the deserted places, and then basically playing the role of countrymen in crowded places, with a strong sense of roughness.
However, because of this, there was a lot less trouble along the way.
When they finally arrived at Shangyang City, they were already exhausted.
But he still rushed to the reporting point of Ziyang Xianmen in Shangyang City without stopping.
Dong Chili said to the reporting disciple: "Please go back to the fairy gate and tell Ling Yunque and Xia Mudi that there is an urgent matter to meet old friends." She handed the token that Qiu Shannan gave her to the disciple to check.
After the Ziyang disciples confirmed that they were correct, they rushed to the Ziyang Immortal Gate at full speed.
Dong Chili and Di Tianling stayed in Shangyang City for a few days, but soon discovered that even in Shangyang City, there were monks questioning passers-by, of course, they were also questioning her and Di Tianling's whereabouts.
The two had no choice but to move to live in the forest on the outskirts.
They built a simple little hut in the forest.
After a few months, Dong Chili felt that the time should be almost up, and Ling Yunque and Xia Mudi should already be in Shangyang City, so he said to Di Tianling: "I'll go to Shangyang City to see, you stay here. If you are alone, you can also reduce the chance of being locked in."
Di Tianling said, "Why don't I go?"
Dong Chili shook his head: "That won't work, you can't run as fast as me."
Di Tianling said indifferently: "In that case, let's go together."
"If we are discovered, the two of us will be arrested together, no!"
Di Tianling activated Dong Chili's gaze skill.
Dongchi Li felt uncomfortable from being watched, so he sighed, nodded and said: "Okay, then you go. Be careful in everything, and the play must be done well."
Under Dong Chili's repeated instructions, Di Tianling left the small hut in the forest and headed for Shangyang City.
Dong Chili returned to the house and practiced cross-legged, but when she touched her heart, she always had an uneasy premonition, as if something bad would happen.
"Hey, when did I become so superstitious? It's definitely not going to happen."
Dong Chili comforted himself, and then let himself enter the state of cultivation.
After a while, the sound of human footsteps came from the forest. Dong Chili was startled, stopped practicing immediately, and went outside to pretend to wash clothes.
Soon, two people came over, they were looking at Dongchi Li outside the yard.
Dongchili pretended not to see them.
"Hello!" One of them called Dongchili.
Dong Chili turned his head and said blankly: "Who is calling me? Ah! Are you? Are you looking for my husband? My husband is not here, he went shopping in the city."
The two of them pushed open the courtyard door and walked in without any hesitation.
One person asked, "You and your husband live in this house?"
Dong Chili nodded, and said with a naive smile: "Yes. We just moved here not long ago, and the house is very simple. By the way, what are you going to do? Are you looking for my husband? If not...you..." She seemed to wake up to something, and took a few steps back clutching her chest, "Are you hooligans!"
Both of them rolled their eyes together.
Because Dongchi Li's current appearance is very big and thick, with a hulking back and waist, they don't like it.
One person was impatient: "Forget it, if you ask her what she does, there should be nothing to ask. Let's go."
Another person also said: "Walk, walk, bad luck, don't look at what a bear you look like."
Swah——
Suddenly there was a piercing sound in midair.
One person's complexion changed, and the immortal consciousness swept out: "Who is it!" After a while, he sneered, "It turned out to be a flying monster." However, his expression suddenly changed, and the immortal consciousness just now naturally absorbed Dongchi went in.
He turned his head and looked at Dongchi Li with a ferocious smile: "Okay, the acting is really good, I almost got caught by you! Dongchi Li!"
Today is over, good night.
(End of this chapter)
It turned out not to be recognized.
Dong Chili revealed a face of contemplation, and immediately said seriously: "I must have seen such a perfect woman, a woman like a banished fairy, I have seen her in my dream!" expression.
Di Tianling laughed and said: "My lady, I thought you would meet such a woman somewhere, you see that man is also handsome, the two of them are a match made in heaven, maybe we really met them, and we can still meet them." You can live together forever and live forever!"
Dong Chili sneered inwardly, but he never thought that Di Tianling would be even more shameless than her.
But in fact, the expressions of the two are very innocent...
"Bastard!" a monk shouted angrily.
Dongchi Li and Di Tianling pretended to be shocked, and Dongchi Li tremblingly said: "Master, why... why are you so angry? You didn't specifically say where you saw this before?" Why can’t I see it in my dream?”
The vulgarity and irrationality of a village woman in the mountains emanated from Dong Chili's body, it was really vivid.
The three ascetics were so angry that they wished they could slap Dong Chili on the spot with one slap, and let her die of blood. They didn't have the heart to get entangled with these two countrymen here.But in Luorong City, you can't kill people at will, otherwise it would be bad to attract the attention of the city lord, so they still suppressed their anger.
"Okay, okay, let's go!" A monk waved impatiently.
Di Tianling chuckled and said, "Okay, okay, let's go. But... three masters, this painting of yours is so beautiful, can you take it back to the town house for us, maybe we can really grow old together and live forever? "
"roll!"
Accompanied by the ascetic's roar, Dong Chili and Di Tianling jumped on the spot after being shaken, and then walked away "rolling and crawling".
"Bah! I knew I wouldn't ask these wild people. It's a waste of time and makes people angry!" A monk said angrily to the backs of Dongchi Li and Di Tianling, and then went to ask other passers-by .
After Dongchi Li and Di Tianling walked away, they hid in the corner and laughed loudly.
Dongchi Li laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten his waist: "Drugstore! Why are you so shameless! You can say such things as town house, old age together, and immortality. It seems that I have misjudged you!"
Di Tianling said with great interest: "It's obvious that you are shameless first, so I can only cooperate with you like this. How about it, my acting is not bad, right?"
"It's not only good, it can be called the best actor, and the singing in this play is better than Uncle Jiang's."
"Hey." Di Tianling showed a rare silly smile.
Dong Chili tapped his head lightly, and said: "No matter what, we don't want to stay in Luorong City now, let's go to Shangyang City as soon as possible. When we find Ling Yunque and Xia Mudi, let us They showed us the way, and it was convenient for us to leave Mount Luoer."
The situation of Mount Luoer is similar to that of Mount Ninth. If you want to walk from the end of the mountain to the top without the guidance of someone who is familiar with the route, it is easy to take detours and run into danger.
Such a decision.
Dongchi Li and Di Tianling hurried to Shangyang City.
The two of them were very cautious along the way, rushing at the fastest speed in the deserted places, and then basically playing the role of countrymen in crowded places, with a strong sense of roughness.
However, because of this, there was a lot less trouble along the way.
When they finally arrived at Shangyang City, they were already exhausted.
But he still rushed to the reporting point of Ziyang Xianmen in Shangyang City without stopping.
Dong Chili said to the reporting disciple: "Please go back to the fairy gate and tell Ling Yunque and Xia Mudi that there is an urgent matter to meet old friends." She handed the token that Qiu Shannan gave her to the disciple to check.
After the Ziyang disciples confirmed that they were correct, they rushed to the Ziyang Immortal Gate at full speed.
Dong Chili and Di Tianling stayed in Shangyang City for a few days, but soon discovered that even in Shangyang City, there were monks questioning passers-by, of course, they were also questioning her and Di Tianling's whereabouts.
The two had no choice but to move to live in the forest on the outskirts.
They built a simple little hut in the forest.
After a few months, Dong Chili felt that the time should be almost up, and Ling Yunque and Xia Mudi should already be in Shangyang City, so he said to Di Tianling: "I'll go to Shangyang City to see, you stay here. If you are alone, you can also reduce the chance of being locked in."
Di Tianling said, "Why don't I go?"
Dong Chili shook his head: "That won't work, you can't run as fast as me."
Di Tianling said indifferently: "In that case, let's go together."
"If we are discovered, the two of us will be arrested together, no!"
Di Tianling activated Dong Chili's gaze skill.
Dongchi Li felt uncomfortable from being watched, so he sighed, nodded and said: "Okay, then you go. Be careful in everything, and the play must be done well."
Under Dong Chili's repeated instructions, Di Tianling left the small hut in the forest and headed for Shangyang City.
Dong Chili returned to the house and practiced cross-legged, but when she touched her heart, she always had an uneasy premonition, as if something bad would happen.
"Hey, when did I become so superstitious? It's definitely not going to happen."
Dong Chili comforted himself, and then let himself enter the state of cultivation.
After a while, the sound of human footsteps came from the forest. Dong Chili was startled, stopped practicing immediately, and went outside to pretend to wash clothes.
Soon, two people came over, they were looking at Dongchi Li outside the yard.
Dongchili pretended not to see them.
"Hello!" One of them called Dongchili.
Dong Chili turned his head and said blankly: "Who is calling me? Ah! Are you? Are you looking for my husband? My husband is not here, he went shopping in the city."
The two of them pushed open the courtyard door and walked in without any hesitation.
One person asked, "You and your husband live in this house?"
Dong Chili nodded, and said with a naive smile: "Yes. We just moved here not long ago, and the house is very simple. By the way, what are you going to do? Are you looking for my husband? If not...you..." She seemed to wake up to something, and took a few steps back clutching her chest, "Are you hooligans!"
Both of them rolled their eyes together.
Because Dongchi Li's current appearance is very big and thick, with a hulking back and waist, they don't like it.
One person was impatient: "Forget it, if you ask her what she does, there should be nothing to ask. Let's go."
Another person also said: "Walk, walk, bad luck, don't look at what a bear you look like."
Swah——
Suddenly there was a piercing sound in midair.
One person's complexion changed, and the immortal consciousness swept out: "Who is it!" After a while, he sneered, "It turned out to be a flying monster." However, his expression suddenly changed, and the immortal consciousness just now naturally absorbed Dongchi went in.
He turned his head and looked at Dongchi Li with a ferocious smile: "Okay, the acting is really good, I almost got caught by you! Dongchi Li!"
Today is over, good night.
(End of this chapter)
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