Dizun, why are you on fire again?

Chapter 26 Mobile Pharmacies
Dongchili felt very comfortable on Heyaoshi's back. He was dressed in a white robe, so he was not afraid that Dongchili's blood would stain him.

There is still a bit of medical ethics.

Dongchi Li said inwardly, looked up, but found that He Yaoshi's ears were slightly red, could it be because he was carrying a little beauty on his back, and his mind was fluttering?

Dongchi Li couldn't help but chuckled.

"What are you laughing at?" He Yaoshi said indifferently, "You flew too fast and couldn't catch up with you. I didn't expect you to almost die."

But the voice at the back was too soft, and Dong Chili's mental state was not very good, so she couldn't hear clearly, she was puzzled: "What?"

"It's nothing." He Yaoshi shook his head, suddenly freed a hand, raised a small pill from in front of him, and handed it to Dong Chili, "Take this Baicao Yishang Pill."

"Oh."

Dongchi Li poked her head towards He Pharmacist's shoulder, and inadvertently stuck to He Pharmacist's side face, as if something was blooming in Dong Chi Li's chest, she also felt like drinking red wine, His face was warm and hot.

Taking a sneak peek at He Yaoshi, he also felt that his face was redder than before, and his body, which was carrying Dong Chili on his back, seemed to have stiffened a lot.

Dong Chili raised his eyebrows, quickly opened his mouth, and took the pill in his mouth, which inevitably touched He Yaoshi's fingertips, and He Yaoshi quickly retracted his hand as if he had been electrocuted.

Dong Chili swallowed the Baicao Yishang Wan, and immediately felt a lot more comfortable in his body, and his strength returned to his body.

She pursed her lips with a smile, and suddenly leaned close to Pharmacist He's ear and whispered, "Hey, did you just fall in love, brat? How old are you?"

"Cough cough."

And the pharmacist coughed violently, he weighed Dong Chili, and carried her more stably, and then he forced himself to be calm, "You are a 15-year-old girl, do you have the nerve to ask me this?"

"How old!"

"23."

"Old man."

"..."

Dongchi Li complacently looked at He Yaoshi, now she can indeed call He Yaoshi an old man, but 23-year-old He Yaoshi is still a brat for her mental age!
Dong Chili had never been in love in her previous life, because she was too strong and no man could attract her.So she is crazy about having fun, either traveling around the world or stealing the world.The reason she dares to be so confident now is because she has watched too many gossip and love dramas and speaks like an actor!
"By the way, why are you here?"

And the pharmacist said lightly: "Pick some herbs to make alchemy."

"Oh." Dong Chili nodded, "It's a good thing you came here, otherwise I might be planted in this jungle, and I wouldn't even think about getting out."

"Where's your burial tiger white hoof?"

"Resting in the soul beast space, if it wasn't for it, we wouldn't have had the chance to meet." Dong Chili sighed, unable to complain about what happened these days, "However, how do you know that I have a tiger with a white hoof? ?”

"I heard from the people in Dongcheng."

"Oh." Dong Chili nodded again.

The two sides were silent for a long time, only the rustling of stepping on the grass with the pharmacist, the atmosphere was as weird as it could be.And once you don't speak, people tend to focus on some strange places.

such as……

Dong Chili felt ashamed that her ass was being dragged by the pharmacist!
Although the breasts are not yet fully developed, they still have a slight bulge. It's so embarrassing to lean on the back of the pharmacist!

I don't know if the pharmacist would think the same way?
Dong Chili, who had never been in a relationship before, had a face like a burning cloud, and suddenly wanted to die.

"Hey, what's your name? It's not quite right to always call you and the pharmacist." Dong Chili quickly found a topic to break the mysterious atmosphere of silence, and also in order not to embarrass herself so much.

Pharmacist He smiled slightly and said softly, "Heshitang."

"What? He's candy?" Dongchi Li's eyes widened, and he choked out of laughter, "How can a big man be called such a name, He's candy, haha, it sounds delicious."

"Where are you thinking?" He Yaoshi raised his eyebrows, "You and I are reconciled, the surname is the surname, and the hall of the medicine hall."

"Heshitang? I'll go."

Dongchili felt that the name He Shitang was more fun, she couldn't help stretching out her hands, pinched Heshitang's ears, and said with a smile, "There used to be a Chinese medicine shop downstairs called Heshitang, You are a pharmacist, also known as Heshitang, it's like a mobile pharmacy."

"What are you talking about? Why can't I understand?" He Yaoshi stopped in his tracks, and had to suspect that this girl really had some problems with her head. It seemed that she had felt this way before.

"It's nothing." Dongchi Li said with a smile, "But, I've decided to call you a mobile pharmacy from now on."

"Whatever you want, it's just a name."

Walking with the pharmacist again, he felt that he couldn't talk more with a person whose mind was a little unclear, otherwise he would become as weird as her later.

"Heshitang, Heshitang, haha, otherwise, it would be nice to call you Tangtang."

"Actually, I think it's not bad to write an article from your surname, Hehe, hehe."

"Mobile pharmacy! Where are you taking me?"

But for the rest of the journey, Heshitang didn't pay much attention to Dongchili, leaving Dongchili alone on Heshitang's back.

In order to avoid that feeling of shyness, Dongchi Li kept diverting his attention, even waving his hands and shouting "Drive, drive, drive!" all the way.

"I think you've almost recovered, so you should be able to walk down by yourself?" He Yaoshi stopped in his tracks, then let go of his hands, and Dong Chili immediately fell to the ground.

"Oh, damn it, it hurts!"

I don't know why, even if he was seriously injured in the battle, Dongchi Li didn't feel pain, but He Shitang's let go of the fall immediately made Dongchi Li hurt to the bone.

Dong Chili groaned "Ouch, Ouch" as he touched his butt, and simply lay on the ground and couldn't get up.

He Shitang glanced at Dongchi Li, and said expressionlessly: "Do you know that there is a hole in your butt?"

"..."

Dongchi Li was taken aback, the clothes were so tattered, there might really be holes!She quickly jumped up from the ground clutching her buttocks, but she couldn't find any holes when she touched left and right, but when she looked up, she saw the corners of He Shitang's slightly raised lips, she knew she had been fooled!
Dongchi Li was furious: "You rascal, you look so cold, I didn't expect to be so obscene! Everyone has a hole in their butt, don't you shit!"

"cough!"

He Shitang looked at Dong Chili in horror, and said in surprise, "How can you say such...so...terrible words?"

Dong Chili raised his head and said dissatisfied: "How can you say that you can't come out, it's terrible? You are so hypocritical! Isn't it human nature to shit! People have three urgencies, shit is the biggest!"

He Shitang waved his hands, as if he didn't want to argue with Dong Chili any further: "Seeing how lively you are, let's go."

With that said, Heshitang has already taken the lead.

Dongchili was immediately puzzled, is this world so hard to talk about things like poop?Thinking of this, Dong Chili suddenly remembered something that frightened her.

"Oh, shit, I don't seem to have had a poop since I became a warrior! Oh my god, I've been constipated for so long? Is my stomach okay?"

Dong Chili lowered his head and touched his stomach, it was flat...

A familiar memory emerged, and Dongchili realized that warriors in this world don't need to poop!The filth of the body will be turned into gas and excreted in the process of cultivation, clean and pollution-free!
Dongchi Li's brain hole opened up: No wonder the world discriminates against ordinary people so much. Is it because ordinary people have to build a lot of latrines to pollute the air, and they have to wipe their ass with their hands after cleaning the poop!

(End of this chapter)