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Chapter 1788 Battle of Demon Gods [5]
Chapter 1788 Battle of Demon Gods [5]
"By the way, there was a daughter-in-law of a boatman for thousands of years. The husband went out on a boat and didn't come home for a whole year. When he came home, oh my god, the daughter-in-law's belly is round. This is the rhythm of wearing a green hat high.
In a rage, the husband picked up an ax to kill his wife, but at this time the father-in-law ran out, stopped the boatman, and said a divine word: "Son, don't cut it, then But your brother..."
The boatman didn't understand what he heard at first, so he replied: "Daddy... what are you talking about..." Then, as soon as he finished speaking, he froze on the spot.
Then, he stared at his father, looked at his daughter-in-law, and cried bitterly: "What kind of trouble is this...what is it called...my daughter-in-law is pregnant with my brother , if you say it, do you want to live..."
The daughter-in-law burst into tears when she heard it: "Husband...you can't spread this matter, if you want to spread it, who can live..."
The boatman burst into tears when he heard it: "Can I still be called a husband? You are pregnant with my brother..."
"What does this mean?" The little angel simply opened her big eyes and listened to this cryptic dirty joke. She didn't understand the reason behind it, but felt a little dizzy.
A son and a brother for a while?
"You don't understand?" Xiao Xian'er was really suffering, her little face was blushing and she just felt ashamed. Are they all children?
Along the way, pornographic jokes followed one after another, what kind of trouble is this...
"I don't understand. Sometimes he is not his son, sometimes he is a son, and sometimes he is a brother. This relationship sounds confusing..." The little angel was really puzzled.
"Brother Angel, this was meant to be an excuse, I couldn't explain it clearly!" If I made it clear, Xiao Xian'er felt that she didn't need to put her face on her head.Looking at Aunt Hai'er, she sighed softly and said, "Hey... Aunt Hai'er, why don't you tell us how many kinds of fish there are in the sea?"
This dirty joke is really not suitable for children!
And it's an extremely nasty joke!
"Isn't it nice?" It was clear that the boatmen were all overjoyed when they heard it. She was also very happy when she heard it at the beginning...: "Oh, I see, you don't understand?"
As she spoke, she excitedly wanted to explain the mystery to the children.
"Aunt Haier, we are only six years old this year! Brother Angel has lived for tens of thousands of years, but he only has the emotional intelligence of a nine-year-old child!" Cut off the words of this Aunt Hai'er who usually looks very smart.
Let her go on, their little hearts must be hurt a lot!
"Uh..." Hai'er, belatedly, finally remembered that these four children, although mature and small adults, are still children after all...
I actually... talked about nasty jokes with relish, don't they all have any expression?
"It's all your fault. It's okay to act like a child and an old child, which made me forget that your real age is only six years old!" However, as an old demon, she will not admit her mistakes, and she will make mistakes even if she is wrong! ~
(End of this chapter)
"By the way, there was a daughter-in-law of a boatman for thousands of years. The husband went out on a boat and didn't come home for a whole year. When he came home, oh my god, the daughter-in-law's belly is round. This is the rhythm of wearing a green hat high.
In a rage, the husband picked up an ax to kill his wife, but at this time the father-in-law ran out, stopped the boatman, and said a divine word: "Son, don't cut it, then But your brother..."
The boatman didn't understand what he heard at first, so he replied: "Daddy... what are you talking about..." Then, as soon as he finished speaking, he froze on the spot.
Then, he stared at his father, looked at his daughter-in-law, and cried bitterly: "What kind of trouble is this...what is it called...my daughter-in-law is pregnant with my brother , if you say it, do you want to live..."
The daughter-in-law burst into tears when she heard it: "Husband...you can't spread this matter, if you want to spread it, who can live..."
The boatman burst into tears when he heard it: "Can I still be called a husband? You are pregnant with my brother..."
"What does this mean?" The little angel simply opened her big eyes and listened to this cryptic dirty joke. She didn't understand the reason behind it, but felt a little dizzy.
A son and a brother for a while?
"You don't understand?" Xiao Xian'er was really suffering, her little face was blushing and she just felt ashamed. Are they all children?
Along the way, pornographic jokes followed one after another, what kind of trouble is this...
"I don't understand. Sometimes he is not his son, sometimes he is a son, and sometimes he is a brother. This relationship sounds confusing..." The little angel was really puzzled.
"Brother Angel, this was meant to be an excuse, I couldn't explain it clearly!" If I made it clear, Xiao Xian'er felt that she didn't need to put her face on her head.Looking at Aunt Hai'er, she sighed softly and said, "Hey... Aunt Hai'er, why don't you tell us how many kinds of fish there are in the sea?"
This dirty joke is really not suitable for children!
And it's an extremely nasty joke!
"Isn't it nice?" It was clear that the boatmen were all overjoyed when they heard it. She was also very happy when she heard it at the beginning...: "Oh, I see, you don't understand?"
As she spoke, she excitedly wanted to explain the mystery to the children.
"Aunt Haier, we are only six years old this year! Brother Angel has lived for tens of thousands of years, but he only has the emotional intelligence of a nine-year-old child!" Cut off the words of this Aunt Hai'er who usually looks very smart.
Let her go on, their little hearts must be hurt a lot!
"Uh..." Hai'er, belatedly, finally remembered that these four children, although mature and small adults, are still children after all...
I actually... talked about nasty jokes with relish, don't they all have any expression?
"It's all your fault. It's okay to act like a child and an old child, which made me forget that your real age is only six years old!" However, as an old demon, she will not admit her mistakes, and she will make mistakes even if she is wrong! ~
(End of this chapter)
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