Sweet wife, don't make trouble, we won't divorce
Chapter 257 Yuelao Will Take Your Marriage Line to Weave a Wool Vest
Chapter 257 Yuelao Will Take Your Marriage Line to Weave a Wool Vest
Zhan Moxiao didn't pay attention to the girl's psychological activities, and still taught the battle strategy seriously,
"Putting the opponent's eyes is the most powerful way of fighting. No matter how tough a person is, once his eyes are blind, he is definitely a fish on the board. The principle of fighting I want to tell you is that no matter how hard you hit, Wherever the enemy is, the ultimate goal is to kill the enemy with one move, and the eyes are the most vulnerable part of a person, so if you can attack the eyes, attack this place first."
Ou Lan felt that he had benefited a lot from Master Xiao's words, and she was so impressed that she was so impressed. When he finished speaking, she asked very piously, "You are all educated by the empire. Why are you so good?"
This was originally a humorous way for a naughty girl to express her love for a man, but Lord Xiao, he is really a man who can easily kill him by chatting with him. He replied, "Because I bought my IQ with phone bills."
Ou Lan, "..."
She was stunned for three seconds before she realized, Shit, isn't this laughing at her arrears of IQ.
Damn, are you sure you want to talk like this to a girl you just confessed to and asked to have a relationship with you?
Let me tell you that if you are like this, you will never be able to get a girl, Yuelao will directly take your marriage line to knit a woolen vest and pay attention to your lonely life when you are disappointed, do you know that?
The black-bellied Master Xiao is simply pleasing to the eye when he sees the girl's angry and cute appearance. He also suffers from a quirk, that is, when the little goblin is clearly playing the role of a little melon, he will always act cheaply. Make her turn into a little Gabeng bean.
Like, when he was a good husband, she always insisted on pulling two tiger whiskers to make him furious.
After staring at each other for a few seconds, Ou Lan gritted his teeth, suddenly stood up and kicked him, as if he wanted to kill him.
Zhan Moxiao didn't rush, he gracefully grabbed her little feet, and gracefully raised his head to look at her face with a smile on his face.
However, he was caught off guard, and just as he raised his face, two small claws poked at him, directly poking his eyes.
The little goblin was very tough and agile, and her speed was unbelievable. It was also his fault that he didn't defend her at all, and was directly hit by her. The pain caused him to cover his eyes instantly.
Only then did he understand that her legs were just a false move to confuse him, and her little claws were a real move to hit him.
Heh, the ability to learn and sell now is wonderful.
Looking at the man sitting on the chair with his hands covering his sore eyes, Ou Lan proudly condescended, "How about it, Master Xiao, I'm not a slow learner, am I?"
She was so loud that she was about to go to heaven, and taunted him, "Oh, let me tell you, Master Xiao, if you want to fall in love with me, you must first understand that I have a strange disease, that is, I will have sex from time to time. IQ violence online, just like just now."
She sighed and patted him on the shoulder, "So, do you want to fall in love with a girl like me who is suffering from a strange disease, so as to avoid a tragic death in the future? You still have time to think about it."
The more Zhan Moxiao listened, the more he couldn't laugh or cry, his eyes were so painful that weeping, he gritted his teeth and threatened her, "Ou Xiaolan, you really are going to stick your tail to the sky, huh?"
Ou Lan did not forget that Master Xiao said just now that no matter how strong a person is, once he loses his eyesight, he is definitely a fish on her board, so she is not afraid of him at this moment.
她还是很嘚瑟,像老师教训败班学生似的,“我以前发过誓,如果我谈恋爱了,轻易是不会揍男朋友的,因为我是一班(般)的好好班主任嘛, But you fucking want to join the second class (general), and I and the second class (general) are incompatible, don't you know?"
……
Thanks to the "130*****16" baby for the reward!
(End of this chapter)
Zhan Moxiao didn't pay attention to the girl's psychological activities, and still taught the battle strategy seriously,
"Putting the opponent's eyes is the most powerful way of fighting. No matter how tough a person is, once his eyes are blind, he is definitely a fish on the board. The principle of fighting I want to tell you is that no matter how hard you hit, Wherever the enemy is, the ultimate goal is to kill the enemy with one move, and the eyes are the most vulnerable part of a person, so if you can attack the eyes, attack this place first."
Ou Lan felt that he had benefited a lot from Master Xiao's words, and she was so impressed that she was so impressed. When he finished speaking, she asked very piously, "You are all educated by the empire. Why are you so good?"
This was originally a humorous way for a naughty girl to express her love for a man, but Lord Xiao, he is really a man who can easily kill him by chatting with him. He replied, "Because I bought my IQ with phone bills."
Ou Lan, "..."
She was stunned for three seconds before she realized, Shit, isn't this laughing at her arrears of IQ.
Damn, are you sure you want to talk like this to a girl you just confessed to and asked to have a relationship with you?
Let me tell you that if you are like this, you will never be able to get a girl, Yuelao will directly take your marriage line to knit a woolen vest and pay attention to your lonely life when you are disappointed, do you know that?
The black-bellied Master Xiao is simply pleasing to the eye when he sees the girl's angry and cute appearance. He also suffers from a quirk, that is, when the little goblin is clearly playing the role of a little melon, he will always act cheaply. Make her turn into a little Gabeng bean.
Like, when he was a good husband, she always insisted on pulling two tiger whiskers to make him furious.
After staring at each other for a few seconds, Ou Lan gritted his teeth, suddenly stood up and kicked him, as if he wanted to kill him.
Zhan Moxiao didn't rush, he gracefully grabbed her little feet, and gracefully raised his head to look at her face with a smile on his face.
However, he was caught off guard, and just as he raised his face, two small claws poked at him, directly poking his eyes.
The little goblin was very tough and agile, and her speed was unbelievable. It was also his fault that he didn't defend her at all, and was directly hit by her. The pain caused him to cover his eyes instantly.
Only then did he understand that her legs were just a false move to confuse him, and her little claws were a real move to hit him.
Heh, the ability to learn and sell now is wonderful.
Looking at the man sitting on the chair with his hands covering his sore eyes, Ou Lan proudly condescended, "How about it, Master Xiao, I'm not a slow learner, am I?"
She was so loud that she was about to go to heaven, and taunted him, "Oh, let me tell you, Master Xiao, if you want to fall in love with me, you must first understand that I have a strange disease, that is, I will have sex from time to time. IQ violence online, just like just now."
She sighed and patted him on the shoulder, "So, do you want to fall in love with a girl like me who is suffering from a strange disease, so as to avoid a tragic death in the future? You still have time to think about it."
The more Zhan Moxiao listened, the more he couldn't laugh or cry, his eyes were so painful that weeping, he gritted his teeth and threatened her, "Ou Xiaolan, you really are going to stick your tail to the sky, huh?"
Ou Lan did not forget that Master Xiao said just now that no matter how strong a person is, once he loses his eyesight, he is definitely a fish on her board, so she is not afraid of him at this moment.
她还是很嘚瑟,像老师教训败班学生似的,“我以前发过誓,如果我谈恋爱了,轻易是不会揍男朋友的,因为我是一班(般)的好好班主任嘛, But you fucking want to join the second class (general), and I and the second class (general) are incompatible, don't you know?"
……
Thanks to the "130*****16" baby for the reward!
(End of this chapter)
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