Miss Jiangmen Poison Doctor

Chapter 1690 [Fanwai] Two stingy
Xiao Xuanxuan said: "I won't want all of your fairy grass, I want [-]% of your fairy grass."

"Not even [-]%!" Taishang Laojun roared over.

"Okay, then I'll go in and get the pill!" After finishing speaking, Xiao Xuanxuan was going to go in and get it by himself.Taishang Laojun is so good at playing tricks, even if there is a heaven and earth contract, he can spend a lifetime with him.

"Wait, wait!" Taishang Laojun saw that Xiao Xuanxuan was going to get rough, so frightened, he hurriedly threw himself on the ground and grabbed Xiao Xuanxuan's calf, and then, with the expressions of the two children holding their foreheads speechlessly, he groaned like a dog. He stood up, bent over, and said with a smile:
"Although I don't know what you are doing with the herbs, I can give you 100% of the herbs on the medicine mountain, but you must promise me that it is [-]% of each type, not the total, or you will have my fairy grass It’s gone extinct, who do I cry to? As for the pills, I’ll give you [-], how about you choose?”

At this moment, Taishang Laojun really felt that he was extremely cheap.

He lost half of his life when people asked him for one pill, but now he begged Xiao Xuanxuan to take him a hundred pills.

Xiao Xuanxuan opened his extremely clear eyes, allowing Taishang Laojun to see the dawn, and shouted in his heart: Agree!agree!agree!
"Old gentleman, have you read too many fantasy myths? I could have taken all your pills, but now you only give me a hundred. Do you think I'm a child and easy to fool?" Xiao Xuanxuan asked solemnly .

"Oh, you are not a child! You are my eighteenth generation ancestor! My little ancestor, how dare my old man fool you?" Anyway, he has no ancestors, as long as Xiao Xuanxuan is willing to let him go, he will be considered a His ancestors, he also recognized.

Xiao Xuanxuan sighed: "Grandpa Laojun, it's getting late, I'm going in to get the elixir, I hope you can abide by the oath." After finishing speaking, he stepped on his short and thick legs again, ready to enter the door.

Taishang Laojun hurriedly grabbed the man tightly, looked at the sky, damn it, did you lie to him that black people have never been exposed to the sun?This heaven looks like this all day long, which eye of his can see that the sky is getting late?How could he let this wolf in without even negotiating a good price?
Ouch, his little elixir!Distressed!
"Then... that 120% of the fairy grass, plus [-] pills?" Taishang Laojun asked cautiously, for fear of offending this little ancestor again.

Xiao Xuanxuan rolled his eyes, and the other little buns fell off the ladder.

Is there such a bargain?I have heard from Grandpa Tiandi before that there are at least a million pills in the Taishang Laojun's mansion, but now he is actually bargaining for 20 pills, this has to be talked about in the Year of the Monkey?
"No, 490% of fairy grass, 980 pills!" Well, who wouldn't count 20 pills for each person?

After Xiao Xuanxuan's words fell, the two fairy boys from Tushita Palace also fell from the air to the ground.

Hey... Tianzun has found an opponent today.

"No! 140% fairy grass, [-] pills!"

"No, 490% fairy grass, 960 pills!"

"No! 160% fairy grass, [-] pills!"

"No, 490% fairy grass, 940 pills!"

……

Sometimes, a natural pair doesn't just refer to a man and a woman, for example, Xiao Xuanxuan and Taishang Laojun can definitely be regarded as the best natural pair.

The few little buns and the two fairies finally sat on the ground, listening to the two bargaining for an hour, but they still couldn't get tired of it.

(End of this chapter)