The Devil's Domination: Miss Nine Against the Heavens

Chapter 1300 Urinating on the Dragon's Back
forget it!She's not in the habit of dying.

Then...

Feng Jiu's eyes flashed, and she suddenly remembered the little Pluto who had experienced with Long Xiaobao in the Nine Heavens Illusion. With a thought, she called out the little Pluto and whispered something in his ear.

Little Pluto nodded knowingly, then shook his head again, "This is not good, the other party is the Emperor of Heaven after all."

Although the Emperor of Heaven is bad, he cannot change the fact that he is his immediate boss. It takes a lot of courage to pee on your immediate boss.

Although he really likes the feeling that he can pee far away at high altitude, but he feels that he really can't pee on the top of the emperor's head.

Big sister is so embarrassing for him!

"It's not easy. You just need to think of him as a toilet. You know what a toilet is."

Little Pluto shook his head violently, and said doubtfully, "I've only heard of rice buckets, wooden buckets, water buckets... I haven't heard of toilets. Can this horse press a bucket? What a magical structure!"

Look, did you see a group of crows flying over the top of your head, it was dense and black, and they made neat calls.

Feng Jiu's forehead was dripping with sweat, "In layman's terms, a toilet is a pit in the toilet, and you should know what the pit in the toilet is!"

"I understand this, but there is no hole in the head of the Emperor of Heaven, and it doesn't look like a toilet at all," Little Pluto scratched his hair in confusion.

hehe!
Feng Jiu couldn't help laughing, she really wanted to say something, the Emperor of Heaven has a hole in his head, is that the point?

Fuck, when you were in elementary school, didn’t the teacher teach you to grasp the central idea?
Forget it, I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with him.

"Xiaobao, come here, first do this...then do this...and finally do that..." After whispering in Long Xiaobao's ear, he raised his head, looked at Long Xiaobao seriously and asked:

"understood?"

"Guaranteed to complete the task," Long Xiaobao put his hands on his legs, and replied like a primary school student answering a teacher's question.

Feng Jiu patted him on the shoulder, "Go, be careful!"

"Don't worry, you should have come to me for this kind of thing, um, I'll ask brother Xiaohong to go with you, hehe!"

Long Xiaobao smiled treacherously, Master Bao's boy pissed, it's really a big loss for that son of heaven to drink.

Hehe, it sounds like your urine is very valuable!
Long Xiaobao found Xiaohong and whispered a few words to him.

Xiao Hong nodded knowingly, and with a flick of her figure, she transformed into a Chiyan Xuanlong, carrying Long Xiaobao on her back and flying to the place designated by Feng Jiu, and then he got up from the dragon's back and stood up.

Started to pee down.

At this point, the Emperor of Heaven was still cursing outside, suddenly, a few drops of water floated from the sky, and by coincidence, it landed on the Emperor of Heaven's face.

With such a strong smell, it was hard for the Emperor of Heaven to ignore it, especially when he wiped off the water stains with his hands just now, he accidentally wet the corner of his lips, and the smell of urine spread into his mouth.

The Emperor of Heaven is not well, and is completely on the verge of rage.

No need to guess, I know who dared to do it.Long Moshang, he didn't expect him to be so despicable and shameless, he couldn't beat him, he hid himself and did not say anything, but he used such dirty tricks behind his back.

Talking as if he didn't play tricks himself!
Along the way, they plotted against Feng Jiulong and Mo Shang in various ways, and now they have arrested Empress Nuwa to threaten them in various ways. They are just reciprocating courtesy once.

How come it's shady?

A person like the Emperor of Heaven doesn't care about anyone except himself, and he has no weaknesses. He can't do it if he wants to catch anyone to threaten him, so he can only use this small method to respond to him.

(End of this chapter)