hilarious soldier king

Chapter 104 Xu Yan's Ultimate Move

The next day, dinner time.

Everyone gathered in the restaurant to watch the match between Xu Yan and Tian Ming.

Because of the participation of the company commanders of both sides, the competition started without hindrance, and it was a bit more gunpowder than before. Tang Jue had just entered the dining room with the reconnaissance company, and Ding Yiqiu got up to greet him, sarcastically saying: " I thought you were afraid to come!"

"My reconnaissance company has never been afraid of anyone!" Tang Jue snorted, waved his hands and said, "Stop talking nonsense, since everyone is here, let's start!"

After saying this, Tang Jue and Ding Yiqiu brushed past each other and walked towards the center of the restaurant first. Ding Yiqiu made fun of it and muttered, "What are you dragging, I really think you can win", and also greeted the team members people keep up.

Tang Jue was calm on the surface, but his heart was pounding. After all, eating was no different than anything else. He could eat as much as he wanted. It was difficult to play tricks. He couldn't help but glance at Xu Yan.

Sensing his gaze, Xu Yan gave him a reassuring look, "Company commander, don't worry, I'm ready, just wait to fulfill your promise!"

The two sides of the competition were in position, Xu Yan and Tian Ming stood across a long table, a company commander who took the initiative to join in the fun acted as the referee on one side of the table, and Tang Jue and Ding Yiqiu, two company commanders, stood with their respective companies. Five steps away, there are some spectators in the distance, and there are several laps inside and outside.

Seeing that everyone has arrived, the referee coughed and said: "Since both sides are already in place, I will reiterate the rules here. This competition is about appetite. Whoever eats more will win. Both of you have If you have no opinion, please raise it if you have any, and if you have no opinion, let’s start the competition!"

"I have no objection!" Tian Ming shook his head.

The referee then looked at Xu Yan, only to see him say slowly, "I have an opinion here!"

"What opinion?"

"Whoever eats the most wins. This standard is a bit vague. I want to supplement it." Xu Yan said.

"There are a lot of things!" Ding Yiqiu muttered with curled lips.

"Company Commander Ding, I'm doing it for your own good. If you don't think it's necessary after I say it, you don't have to accept my opinion." Xu Yan smiled confidently, then ignored him, and looked away from the faces of the audience However, he raised his voice and said: "The competition between me and Tian Ming is about food intake. Since it is a competition, we must both want to win and will try our best to eat. If you eat too much more than yourself, you may be in danger of bursting your stomach. It might be life-threatening. If this kind of thing really happens, I’m afraid no one present can cover it up. A piece of news a while ago said that a military commander was dismissed for persuading people to drink and drink to death. I think everyone We’ve all heard of it, and we should learn from it.”

"What do you mean, don't you dare to compare?" Ding Yiqiu raised his eyebrows.

"Competition! Definitely a competition!" Xu Yan said affirmatively, then changed the subject and said, "However, we need to adjust the rules for judging the outcome. It's too general to say whoever eats the most will win. I'll refine it here." rule."

"First, if one side admits defeat, then that side loses..."

As soon as Xu Yan said these words, Ding Yiqiu couldn't help but roll his eyes, and said angrily, "Isn't this nonsense!"

Xu Yan turned a deaf ear to her sarcasm, and continued: "Second, in order to prevent both parties from succumbing to each other and eating desperately, I think some obstacles can be set up. Normally, eating until you feel like vomiting is basically enough. , let’s agree on which side will vomit first, even if that side loses, what do you think?”

"No problem!" Ding Yiqiu looked at Tian Ming, seeing that the latter nodded to indicate that there was no problem, so he agreed.

The referee ordered the food to be served, and someone brought two large bowls of white rice and two small bowls of egg soup. He asked again, asking if they had any opinions. He thought it was just going through the motions, but who knew that Xu Yan would speak up again ,"Wait a moment!"

"Do you have any questions?" The referee frowned.

"For the sake of fairness, I want to check each other's rice!" Xu Yan said, this request is reasonable, the referee will naturally not refuse, but the audience, especially Ding Yiqiu and others, are quite critical of this.

"There are so many things!"

"I think he is deliberately trying to delay the time!"

"Is there any use in delaying time? You can eat as much as you want. Can you win by waiting?"

"Look back and see how he lost!"

The sarcastic words fell into his ears, but Xu Yan didn't care at all. He greeted Tian Ming, and the two grabbed the spoons in the bowls, stirred a few times in their own big bowl of rice, and then reached into the other's rice bowl to stir. After the action is over, they shake their heads at each other, indicating that there is no problem.

"Since there is no problem, let's start!" The referee announced.

As soon as he finished speaking, Tian Ming on the other side picked up the spoon, scooped up the rice in the rice bowl and stuffed it into his mouth. In the blink of an eye, he scooped out seven or eight spoonfuls of rice, which drew applause.

On the other hand, Xu Yan, holding the spoon, kept stirring in the basin, took a spoonful of rice, but didn't put it in his mouth, put it back into the basin again, then filled it up again, then put it down again...

This abnormality attracted everyone's attention, and also aroused many people's doubts.

"What's going on here, why don't you eat it?"

"Who knows, maybe it's because self-knowledge is no match, so let's give up on ourselves!"

Tian Ming sneered secretly, while Xu Yan couldn't help worrying, and Luo Yifei yelled directly: "Hey, Xu Yan, what the hell are you doing, why don't you eat fast, you're waiting to lose!"

"What's the hurry, let me prepare it first, to deal with him, even if I let him eat most of the pot first, he can't win me." Xu Yan said proudly, but he didn't receive everyone's admiring gaze, on the contrary There was a burst of booing, and many people even raised their middle fingers, despising him.

Tang Jue and Mo Wenyuan looked at each other and exchanged glances. Both of them could see the suspicion in each other's eyes. With Xu Yan's pissing nature, he would definitely not break the jar with all the actions he made before. There must be something in it. eccentric.

In fact, this is exactly the case. Xu Yan clearly understands that with his own appetite, it is impossible to beat Tian Ming, so he did not plan to compare his appetite with him from the beginning, so he supplemented the rules of the game and proposed Checking the rice, all of this is for the sake of layout, first agree whoever vomits first loses, and then take advantage of the time of checking the rice, mix some maggots into the rice, avoid the advantage of the other party's large appetite, and compare the taste with the other party endurance.

"what the hell!"

"How come Tian Ming is the only one eating the food that was agreed for the competition."

"That's right, Tian Ming has already eaten half of the bowl, and Xu Yan hasn't moved yet. What's the difference? The outcome has already been decided!"

While everyone was pointing and discussing, Xu Yan glanced at Tian Ming and saw that he had eaten a lot, his eyes flickered, he swallowed a mouthful of saliva, gritted his teeth, and started to act cruelly.

He stirred the rice again, and suddenly let out a low cry, "Hey, there are baby maggots in the rice!"

(End of this chapter)