hilarious soldier king
Chapter 109
Chapter 109
"Aren't you a deserter?" Tang Jue sneered, and said unceremoniously: "You think I'm an idiot, not a deserter, will you pack up your things and leave?"
"I just want to go back and have a look. I'm afraid you're busy, so I didn't dare to disturb you..." Xu Yan explained again with a salivating face, then ignored Tang Jue's ugly face, changed the subject, and said, "You're not busy anymore, company commander. , That's really great, I'm asking you for a few days off now, to go home and visit my parents!"
hiss!
Everyone gasped and stared at Xu Yan in disbelief, doubting their own ears. Is this the behavior one should behave when a deserter is caught?
Obviously he was caught, but he didn't blush at all. Instead, he avoided talking about it, and asked the company commander for leave with a salivating face. How thick-skinned and shameless he must be to do such a thing!
Everyone was dumbfounded, and Tang Jue's expression was not good. He glanced at Xu Yan coldly, and said, "How many days off? Are you in the army and your family? You can come and go whenever you want?"
Tang Jue became more and more angry, and finally pointed at Xu Yan's nose and shouted, "I tell you, there are no holidays during the conscript period, unless your father or mother remarry, otherwise you just stay in the army honestly!"
"Oh, I see. If that's the case, I won't bother you anymore. The training time is almost up, so I'm going to train!" Xu Yan said lightly, turned around and walked away.
Everyone in Class Three looked at Xu Yan in admiration, all in admiration, admiring his response. He was a master at being so shameless.
A few people secretly looked at Tang Jue, and saw that his face had darkened a bit, and while they were amused, they didn't dare to stay here for a long time, fearing that they would suffer disaster, so they also offered to leave one after another, "Company commander, the training is about to start, let's go too Already!"
Luo Yifei and the others smeared oil on the soles of their feet and slipped faster one by one, as if they would be stopped by Tang Jue if they moved a little slower. Of course, even if they moved fast, they would be stopped by Tang Jue.
"Company commander, what are your orders?" Sun Xin asked bravely, but secretly groaned in his heart, thinking with his toes that he knew that it must be no good for Tang Jue to stop them.
In fact, that was exactly the case. Tang Jue watched Xu Yan's back disappear, and said in a deep voice, "You guys, keep an eye on Xu Yan. If he escapes from the army, I'll see how I deal with you!"
Ah!
A group of people wailed, and wanted to refuse, but no one dared to speak, and left one by one dejected, feeling overwhelmed by this drudgery.
……
Time flows like water.
In the blink of an eye, the day is over.
After the intense training, Xu Yan and others returned to the dormitory. Class leader Tang Jue and deputy Lu Xiaolin and others started lobbying Xu Yan.
"Xu Yan, don't go home."
"How nice it is to be in the army. We brothers train together, and then in the next actual combat exercise, we will do some great things together and destroy the Blue Army Command. How happy it is."
"That's right, hurry up and give up the idea of leaving. There are no holidays during the conscript period. Now that the company commander has noticed you, he will definitely not let you leave. If you continue to toss around, it will not do you any good. Maybe you will. If you are locked up in confinement, even if you are lucky enough to let you leave, you will be caught as a deserter, and if you fail, you will have to go to a military court, and your good life will be ruined."
"Xu Yan, if you don't think about yourself, you should also think about us. The company commander said that if you become a deserter, all of us will be trained!"
A group of people persuaded them earnestly, with emotion and reason, but even though they had all their good words, Xu Yan didn't take it seriously. He had already achieved his purpose of coming to the army, and he was determined to leave.
However, he is not a fool. He knows that if he insists on it, it will not do him any good, and it will only make these people stare at him, so he followed the words of a few people and pretended to say: "The actual combat exercise is about to start. Sure?"
"Of course, it won't be long, probably within this month." Seeing Xu Yan's interest, Lu Xiaolin hurriedly explained: "Practical combat exercises, this is an annual event, many departments in the entire Haidong Military Region will participate in a joint actual combat exercise, the scene is spectacular, and some heroes emerge every year."
"Let me tell you, I haven't participated in actual combat exercises, I haven't seen such scenes, and I am ashamed to say that I have been a soldier when I go out."
"It's a pity that our wild wolf regiment did not perform satisfactorily in the previous exercises. We never persisted to the end, let alone won. If we can destroy the Blue Army Command and behead us like in the TV series, The leader of the blue army, if I win an acting victory, then I will have no regrets in my military career."
Sun Xin and the others talked to each other, trying their best to exaggerate the brilliance of the actual combat exercise, and tried their best to arouse Xu Yan's fighting spirit so that he could dispel the idea of leaving.
Who was Xu Yan? He could tell what they were thinking at a glance. He slapped his chest and said proudly, "Now that you've said that, I'm really interested in this actual combat exercise. Our wild wolf regiment has never won before. , this statement will become history in the future, because I promise to be here this year!"
"Great, you must be proud of this decision."
"But don't get too excited too early. I just want to participate in the actual combat exercise. After the end, I still have to leave." Xu Yan changed the subject and said again. This sentence is half true and half false. Everyone doubted.
Sure enough, when Sun Xin and the others heard what he said, they completely believed his words. They thought that he would not leave before the actual combat exercise, so they relaxed, but they didn't know that Xu Yan was just hypocrisy. , he sneaked out of the dormitory, ready to escape over the wall.
But not long after leaving the dormitory, someone was patrolling and blocked him. The bright light shone on his face, and the other party shouted, "What are you doing?"
"Company Commander Tang Jue is waiting for me on the playground and asked me to find him." Xu Yan rolled his eyes and said.
"Password!"
"The pagoda suppresses the river demon!" Xu Yan was talking nonsense.
"I'm still the King of Heaven and Gedihu!" The other party replied angrily, waved his hand and said, "Hurry up and go back to sleep, don't wander around outside, or you will be arrested!"
Seeing that there was nothing he could do, Xu Yan muttered, "No way, the squad leader told me so, could it be that he lied to me", turned around and left without doing much ink.
Of course, he couldn't just go back to the dormitory, but quietly hid in the dark, and when this group of people passed by, when the next group of people came, he went straight to meet them, and before the other party opened his mouth, he took the first step Open your mouth, "Password!"
"Heavenly King Gedihu!" The other party replied.
"Nimma, isn't it? I casually mentioned a pagoda town river demon, and it turned out to be the second half of the real password. It's too coincidental!" Xu Yan clicked his tongue secretly, but he didn't show it on his face, and rushed The man nodded and passed each other.
After getting the real password, Xu Yan went all the way, and soon came to the wall of the army. He gave a wry smile, and was about to climb over the wall to leave, when a figure walked out from the shadow beside him, "What are you doing so silly over there?"
Xu Yan followed the sound, his eyes stared straight, "Company, company commander..."
(End of this chapter)
"Aren't you a deserter?" Tang Jue sneered, and said unceremoniously: "You think I'm an idiot, not a deserter, will you pack up your things and leave?"
"I just want to go back and have a look. I'm afraid you're busy, so I didn't dare to disturb you..." Xu Yan explained again with a salivating face, then ignored Tang Jue's ugly face, changed the subject, and said, "You're not busy anymore, company commander. , That's really great, I'm asking you for a few days off now, to go home and visit my parents!"
hiss!
Everyone gasped and stared at Xu Yan in disbelief, doubting their own ears. Is this the behavior one should behave when a deserter is caught?
Obviously he was caught, but he didn't blush at all. Instead, he avoided talking about it, and asked the company commander for leave with a salivating face. How thick-skinned and shameless he must be to do such a thing!
Everyone was dumbfounded, and Tang Jue's expression was not good. He glanced at Xu Yan coldly, and said, "How many days off? Are you in the army and your family? You can come and go whenever you want?"
Tang Jue became more and more angry, and finally pointed at Xu Yan's nose and shouted, "I tell you, there are no holidays during the conscript period, unless your father or mother remarry, otherwise you just stay in the army honestly!"
"Oh, I see. If that's the case, I won't bother you anymore. The training time is almost up, so I'm going to train!" Xu Yan said lightly, turned around and walked away.
Everyone in Class Three looked at Xu Yan in admiration, all in admiration, admiring his response. He was a master at being so shameless.
A few people secretly looked at Tang Jue, and saw that his face had darkened a bit, and while they were amused, they didn't dare to stay here for a long time, fearing that they would suffer disaster, so they also offered to leave one after another, "Company commander, the training is about to start, let's go too Already!"
Luo Yifei and the others smeared oil on the soles of their feet and slipped faster one by one, as if they would be stopped by Tang Jue if they moved a little slower. Of course, even if they moved fast, they would be stopped by Tang Jue.
"Company commander, what are your orders?" Sun Xin asked bravely, but secretly groaned in his heart, thinking with his toes that he knew that it must be no good for Tang Jue to stop them.
In fact, that was exactly the case. Tang Jue watched Xu Yan's back disappear, and said in a deep voice, "You guys, keep an eye on Xu Yan. If he escapes from the army, I'll see how I deal with you!"
Ah!
A group of people wailed, and wanted to refuse, but no one dared to speak, and left one by one dejected, feeling overwhelmed by this drudgery.
……
Time flows like water.
In the blink of an eye, the day is over.
After the intense training, Xu Yan and others returned to the dormitory. Class leader Tang Jue and deputy Lu Xiaolin and others started lobbying Xu Yan.
"Xu Yan, don't go home."
"How nice it is to be in the army. We brothers train together, and then in the next actual combat exercise, we will do some great things together and destroy the Blue Army Command. How happy it is."
"That's right, hurry up and give up the idea of leaving. There are no holidays during the conscript period. Now that the company commander has noticed you, he will definitely not let you leave. If you continue to toss around, it will not do you any good. Maybe you will. If you are locked up in confinement, even if you are lucky enough to let you leave, you will be caught as a deserter, and if you fail, you will have to go to a military court, and your good life will be ruined."
"Xu Yan, if you don't think about yourself, you should also think about us. The company commander said that if you become a deserter, all of us will be trained!"
A group of people persuaded them earnestly, with emotion and reason, but even though they had all their good words, Xu Yan didn't take it seriously. He had already achieved his purpose of coming to the army, and he was determined to leave.
However, he is not a fool. He knows that if he insists on it, it will not do him any good, and it will only make these people stare at him, so he followed the words of a few people and pretended to say: "The actual combat exercise is about to start. Sure?"
"Of course, it won't be long, probably within this month." Seeing Xu Yan's interest, Lu Xiaolin hurriedly explained: "Practical combat exercises, this is an annual event, many departments in the entire Haidong Military Region will participate in a joint actual combat exercise, the scene is spectacular, and some heroes emerge every year."
"Let me tell you, I haven't participated in actual combat exercises, I haven't seen such scenes, and I am ashamed to say that I have been a soldier when I go out."
"It's a pity that our wild wolf regiment did not perform satisfactorily in the previous exercises. We never persisted to the end, let alone won. If we can destroy the Blue Army Command and behead us like in the TV series, The leader of the blue army, if I win an acting victory, then I will have no regrets in my military career."
Sun Xin and the others talked to each other, trying their best to exaggerate the brilliance of the actual combat exercise, and tried their best to arouse Xu Yan's fighting spirit so that he could dispel the idea of leaving.
Who was Xu Yan? He could tell what they were thinking at a glance. He slapped his chest and said proudly, "Now that you've said that, I'm really interested in this actual combat exercise. Our wild wolf regiment has never won before. , this statement will become history in the future, because I promise to be here this year!"
"Great, you must be proud of this decision."
"But don't get too excited too early. I just want to participate in the actual combat exercise. After the end, I still have to leave." Xu Yan changed the subject and said again. This sentence is half true and half false. Everyone doubted.
Sure enough, when Sun Xin and the others heard what he said, they completely believed his words. They thought that he would not leave before the actual combat exercise, so they relaxed, but they didn't know that Xu Yan was just hypocrisy. , he sneaked out of the dormitory, ready to escape over the wall.
But not long after leaving the dormitory, someone was patrolling and blocked him. The bright light shone on his face, and the other party shouted, "What are you doing?"
"Company Commander Tang Jue is waiting for me on the playground and asked me to find him." Xu Yan rolled his eyes and said.
"Password!"
"The pagoda suppresses the river demon!" Xu Yan was talking nonsense.
"I'm still the King of Heaven and Gedihu!" The other party replied angrily, waved his hand and said, "Hurry up and go back to sleep, don't wander around outside, or you will be arrested!"
Seeing that there was nothing he could do, Xu Yan muttered, "No way, the squad leader told me so, could it be that he lied to me", turned around and left without doing much ink.
Of course, he couldn't just go back to the dormitory, but quietly hid in the dark, and when this group of people passed by, when the next group of people came, he went straight to meet them, and before the other party opened his mouth, he took the first step Open your mouth, "Password!"
"Heavenly King Gedihu!" The other party replied.
"Nimma, isn't it? I casually mentioned a pagoda town river demon, and it turned out to be the second half of the real password. It's too coincidental!" Xu Yan clicked his tongue secretly, but he didn't show it on his face, and rushed The man nodded and passed each other.
After getting the real password, Xu Yan went all the way, and soon came to the wall of the army. He gave a wry smile, and was about to climb over the wall to leave, when a figure walked out from the shadow beside him, "What are you doing so silly over there?"
Xu Yan followed the sound, his eyes stared straight, "Company, company commander..."
(End of this chapter)
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