hilarious soldier king

Chapter 112 Another collision with the beautiful officer 1
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Pfft!
With a muffled sound, Tang Jue plunged into the water.

Everyone opened their eyes wide in shock, looking at Xu Yan who was leaning sideways on the bank, and Tang Jue who unfortunately fell into the water, they were dumbfounded for a while.

puff!

Someone couldn't help but burst out laughing. The laughter seemed to be contagious, and it spread throughout the audience in the blink of an eye. Everyone who saw this scene burst into laughter.

Some people who have already traveled far, when they heard the laughter behind them, they couldn't help turning their heads back, seeing the crowd looking at the shore and laughing, they were stunned at first, but this kind of bewilderment, amidst the laughter and discussion of the crowd, quickly disappeared. They collapsed with a bang, and laughed wildly instead, because they heard the news that the company commander had fallen into the water, and was killed by Xu Yan!

"Haha, the company commander fell into the water!"

"Xu Yan is so awesome that he even dared to deceive the company commander."

"Xu Yan, come on!"

A group of people laughed exaggeratedly, and the sound of laughter mixed with the sound of paddling water echoed above the river.

Individuals with poor water quality, when looking back to watch the excitement, couldn't control their body balance, and couldn't help sinking into the water, causing the people around them to laugh even more crazily.

Haha!

Luo Yifei laughed heartily. First he saw Xu Yan cheated the company commander, causing the company commander to fall into the water. Then he saw someone next to him sink into the water. Also cramp.

Then, he had a tragedy. His stomach cramped and he couldn't maintain his balance. His body suddenly sank toward the river. Because he opened his mouth to laugh, he couldn't close it for a while. As soon as he sank to the bottom, the river water poured into his mouth.

Gollum!Gollum!
Luo Yifei poured three or four mouthfuls of river water in a row, and then he came out of the water in a hurry, and coughed repeatedly while spitting out the river water, choking tears, his face was already green.

Haha!

The more cheerful laughter burst out around.

While laughing loudly, everyone's eyes turned to Tang Jue who was in the water, but seeing that his head just came out of the water, he yelled at Xu Yan who was on the shore: "Xu Yan, you bastard, how dare you hide, how dare you hide?" Hide, I will kill you!"

Xu Yan stood on the shore in astonishment, looking down at Tang Jue, who had become drowned, with an extremely strange expression. Originally, he just wanted to hide the front, hide the fact that he could swim, and create convenient conditions for escaping from the army in the future, but he didn't expect that Accidentally, Tang Jue was drowned, which was a surprise.

Of course, although he was overjoyed, Xu Yan didn't dare to show the slightest bit on his face, and even made a frightened look, and said hurriedly, "Company...company commander, I...I didn't mean it."

Tang Jue sneered, climbed ashore in twos and rushed towards Xu Yan.

"Company Commander, listen to me, I really didn't mean it." Xu Yan quickly explained, and while explaining, he stepped back. Tang Jue took a step forward, and he took a step back. Tang Jue chased him, and he ran away. He keeps a certain distance.

"Stop!" Tang Jue roared angrily.

Xu Yan rolled his eyes, of course he wasn't that obedient, and he wasn't a fool. With Tang Jue's current state, if he stood where he was, he would have to be fixed to death.

Therefore, he directly ignored Tang Jue's order, and while explaining, he went around Mo Wenyuan and played hide-and-seek with him in a slippery way. Tang Jue was already murdered and fell into the water, and he had already lost face. Seeing that Xu Yan dared to dodge at this time, he suddenly became angry. They called one and shouted to catch Xu Yan.

"Company commander, Xu Yan didn't do it on purpose, why don't you forget it!" Mo Wenyuan smoothed things over, but the corners of his lips twitched slightly, betraying his true feelings.

Tang Jue glared at him, and said angrily: "You are not a good person either, get the hell out of here, don't get in the way here!"

Mo Wenyuan rubbed his nose and took a few steps to the side, but Xu Yan followed him. Tang Jue grabbed Mo Wenyuan, pulled him behind him, and chased after Xu Yan. Xu Yan had no obstacles , Naturally, he would not stay where he was, and naturally turned around and ran away without saying a word.

The two chased and ran, making a fuss, which caused a burst of laughter.

Tang Jue chased him a few times, but he still couldn't catch up with Xu Yan. He was so angry that he was furious. After repeated orders to be invalid, he picked up a [-]-type automatic rifle, pointed the gun at Xu Yan, and said, "Run, give me another shot!" Run a try!"

Xu Yan didn't dare to move around, raised his hands, and said pitifully: "Company Commander, don't be impulsive, what can't we say properly!"

Seeing this, Mo Wenyuan hurriedly persuaded: "Company Commander, this can't be done!"

Tang Jue glanced at him, ignored him, turned to stare at Xu Yan with a sneer, pointed his black muzzle at him, and said, "Run, you're not very good at running, let me see if you run one more!"

Does Xu Yan dare to run?
Of course he didn't dare, don't be ridiculous, the muzzle of the black hole was aimed at his head, although he knew that Tang Jue didn't dare to shoot, but he was not afraid of ten thousand, just in case, so he had to raise his hand to surrender.

"Company commander, I really didn't mean it!" Xu Yan explained.

"Stand at attention!" Tang Jue yelled.

Xu Yan quickly stood at attention, and then under Tang Jue's order, he turned back and walked in unison, walking straight towards the river bank. He was obedient like a marionette on string, that's called obedience.

When he reached the bank of the river, Xu Yan automatically stopped.

"Who told you to stop?" Tang Jue asked.

"Company commander, there is a river ahead, if you go any further, you will fall!" Xu Yan said embarrassingly.

"Even if there are mountains of knives and seas of fire ahead, you have to rush for me." Tang Jue said coldly.

"But... I can't swim!" Xu Yan said pretendingly, with a gun pointed at his head, he was still thinking about how to continue the deception. Of course, he couldn't stop even if he wanted to, because once he stopped If it comes down, it means that he is not playing tricks on himself, which means that he deliberately played tricks on Tang Jue before, and the other party will definitely be even more angry when the time comes.

"Jump down!"

"Company commander..."

"Jump!"

Under Tang Jue's repeated pressure, Xu Yan held his nose and jumped down, thumping about in the water, and shouted in panic, "Help, help, I can't swim."

……

Training is over.

Standing under the shower head, Xu Yan let the water wash over his head, resisting the urge to hum a song, and took a shower cheerfully, his heart bursting with joy.

In today's armed swimming training, he not only successfully concealed the fact that he can swim, and created convenient conditions for the fleeing troops in the future, but also accidentally tricked the company commander and let out a bad breath, which can be said to kill two birds with one stone.

After taking a shower, Xu Yan changed his clothes and walked out of the bathroom. Along the way, he heard many people pointing and commenting on him, saying that he couldn't swim. I'm afraid I can't even imagine it in my dreams, brother is deliberately hiding his strength!"

Just as he was trembling, Xu Yan felt that someone was watching him. He looked up vigilantly, and the smile on his lips suddenly froze. he.

(End of this chapter)