hilarious soldier king

Chapter 117 You Are Cheap!

"Don't come here, or I'll yell!"

"Shout, even if you shout loudly, this place is empty, there is no one there, even if you shout out your throat, no one will hear you."

On the bank of the river, the cool wind blows, sending a conversation far away, which is both familiar and strange.

What is familiar is the content of the dialogue, which is completely a replica of the plot of the TV series Gou Xue, where the villainous young man dominates the plot of a good woman, and the strange thing is that the roles of the two people who said this seem to be a bit wrong, and it is Xu Yan who is stepping back. This big man, and the beauty Zhong Ming who is pressing on every step of the way, is not coordinated no matter how you look at it.

"Captain Zhong, your lord has a lot, so just let me go."

"You are as beautiful as a flower, and your family background is good. There must be many suitors. Why do you have to pester me? What do you like about me? Tell me, can I change it?"

"Think carefully. You are a soldier. What you do is a serious violation of discipline. Don't ruin your bright future just for a moment of desire.

"Don't come here, I won't give in. Even if you succeed in your desire and can get my body, you can never get my heart."

Xu Yan took a step back and said, from the begging at the beginning, to the threats later, and...no more, because Zhong Ming was already mad by his words, her brows were raised upright, and she growled, "Shut up!"

"You perverted, stinky rascal, even if you talk about breaking the sky today, I will definitely deal with you." Zhong Ming accelerated his approach, his eyes flickered with coldness, and his teeth began to grind.

Xu Yan was forced to the river by Zhong Ming, there was no way to retreat, his eyes flickered, and he pretended to panic and said: "Don't come here, if you come here again I will... I will jump off."

"Jump, jump if you have the ability." Zhong Ming sneered, not only was not threatened, but urged aside.

Xu Yan didn't jump, but said with a bitter face: "Before jumping, can I ask you one thing."

Zhong Ming raised her eyebrows and looked at Xu Yan suspiciously, but saw him begging, "Can you give me a lifebuoy, I...I can't swim."

Up to now, Xu Yan is still pretending, and still hasn't exposed the fact that he can swim, because this is a killer move, and it is also an important reliance for him to escape. It is not yet time to reveal it, because he clearly knows that even if he dives by himself Even if he ran away, he couldn't run away from Zhong Ming on the shore, so she would definitely take care of him, and it would be difficult to find another chance at that time.

"Lifebuoy? How about I prepare a coffin for you!" Zhong Ming said with a curled lip.

"You should keep the coffin for yourself." Xu Yan frowned, and said sternly, before Zhong Ming's attack, he took a deep breath, pinched his nose and jumped into the water.

Pfft!
Xu Yan jumped into the water, splashing a splash.

Seemingly afraid that Zhong Ming would catch up, Xu Yan fled to the center in a panic, then accidentally fell into the water, and when he got up again, he had already reached the deep water area, and he shouted in panic: "Woo, help! "

Standing on the shore, Zhong Ming watched Xu Yan drown, but he didn't go into the water immediately to rescue him. Instead, he folded his arms around his shoulders and watched him struggling in the water with great interest.

"Hoo, help, I can't swim..."

Xu Yan was ups and downs in the water, and every time he came up to the surface, he would cry out in fear, and then quickly sank to the bottom again, looking terrified and helpless.

Of course, this is from Zhong Ming's point of view. In fact, this guy is completely fine, and the panic expression is simply pretended by him. Every time he sinks to the surface, the panic on his face will disappear and turn into a joke and calculation.

That's right, this drowning is a disguise, the purpose is to lure Zhong Ming into the water.

Zhong Ming's being on the shore was a danger for him to escape after all, so he wanted to lure her into the water and settle her in the water, so that he could escape calmly, escape from the army, and return to Donghai City.

Woohoo!

Xu Yan was ups and downs in the water, and after a minute or two passed like this, in order to maintain a terrified expression, the muscles on his face stiffened, but he still didn't see Zhong Ming coming into the water to save him, which made him itch with hatred, but fortunately He was pretending, otherwise he would have been killed.

"Looks like I've got a trick!" Seeing that Zhong Ming didn't respond for a long time, Xu Yan secretly became anxious. When he sank to the surface again, he didn't give up the water immediately, but hid under the water and waited, making Zhong Ming think that he was about to die. I can't stand it anymore.

Sure enough, Zhong Ming saw Xu Yan sinking to the bottom of the water and didn't come up for more than half a minute, thinking that he couldn't hold on anymore, and he didn't want to watch the show anymore, so he took off his coat and jumped into the water.

With a swing of his slender and straight legs, his figure was already shooting towards Xu Yan like a fish. His figure was as vigorous as a mermaid. In a few seconds, he appeared beside Xu Yan and grabbed Xu Yan from the side. Yan's arm dragged him up.

After Xu Yan surfaced, he quickly took a few breaths, then rolled his eyes, and hugged Zhong Ming like an octopus.

Zhong Ming was about to drag Xu Yan out, but was suddenly hugged by Xu Yan, and even his hands were imprisoned by Xu Yan, and his figure immediately sank towards the water. , but Xu Yan did it on purpose, so there was no way she could break free.

"Let go!" Zhong Ming whispered, grabbing Xu Yan's hair with his backhand, and the two began to fight in the water.

The two of you come and go, you sink and you float, you go up and down, and they have been entangled for two or three minutes. They are unable to do anything to each other. Finally, Xu Yan is ruthless and pulls Zhong Ming into the water. The latter is not to be outdone, Hold down Xu Yan's head and bring him to the surface of the water. The two began to compete in holding their breath and endurance in the water.

1 minute passed, 2 minutes passed, 3 minutes passed...

Zhong Ming's strength was getting weaker and weaker, and Xu Yan had almost reached his limit, relying on the exhalation and breathing method his father taught him before, so he managed to persist.

"My life is over, I didn't expect to die with this naughty ruffian!" The last thought collapsed, Zhong Ming's consciousness was blurred, and he suddenly fell into a coma.

And Xu Yan also reached the limit almost at the same time. He only felt that his chest was oppressed, as if it was going to explode, and he confronted Zhong Ming regardless. He just put his feet on the bottom of the water and jumped out of the water with Zhong Ming in his arms.

call!
Letting out a long breath, Xu Yan looked at Zhong Ming, only to see that she had passed out, her mouth was slightly open, and seawater overflowed from the corner of her lips, and she did not know how much water she drank.

Xu Yan didn't dare to neglect, he quickly dragged her to the shore, first squeezed her abdomen, let her spit out the water in her abdomen, saw that she hadn't woken up yet, he gritted his teeth and started to give her artificial respiration.

"It's cheap for you, this is my brother's first kiss." Xu Yan underestimated, took a deep breath, then bent down, and pressed it on Zhong Ming's lips.

The soft touch and the faint fragrance made Xu Yan's heart skip a beat. This was the first time he kissed a woman. Although he was doing artificial respiration, it still made his young heart agitated. Like a drum, it beat violently.

(End of this chapter)