hilarious soldier king

Chapter 266 There is no wife in the wife cake!

on the playground!
Holding a pot of pig's trotters, Xu Yan stood at the finish line of the relay race and shouted at Jiang Danian.

Such a scene made everyone dumbfounded, and at the same time, it also caused everyone to laugh.

"This guy is playing tricks again!"

"Bringing a pot of pig's trotters to motivate, this method is probably only he can think of."

"Hey, Jiang Danian has caught up, this method will not really work!"

"How is it possible, the gap in strength is the gap in strength, and it cannot be made up by a little encouragement. Just watch, his speed will slow down soon."

Everyone laughed loudly, while being amused by Xu Yan's behavior, they also did not believe that Jiang Danian could turn defeat into victory.

In front of the window, Tang Jue stared down, looking at Xu Yan who was holding the basin, his fists silently clenched, his teeth itching with hatred, wishing he could jump down, beat him up hard, and pry his head open Take a look, what's in it, why do you always have this kind of ghost idea, bring a pot of pig's trotters during the competition, is this for the competition or for tricks?
It’s okay if it was in the past, but can it be the same now? Now, the Longya Special Forces Brigade is watching, and he suddenly came out like this to let others see their wild wolf group. It’s a fucking embarrassment to throw at grandma’s house up.

"Look back and see how I deal with you!" Tang Jue stared at Xu Yan with fiery eyes, muttered to himself, and stole a glance at Ji Xu, but saw him staring at Jiang Danian with piercing eyes, his eyes seemed to overflow with brilliance.

Yes, amazing!
Just at that moment, Jiang Danian's instantaneous acceleration made him feel amazed.

Jiang Danian, the young man who beheaded the commander of the Blue Army together with Xu Yanluo Yifei in the last actual combat exercise and became famous in the entire military region, this young man who made him look forward to it at first, but then disappointed him, used the form of farce Show your own value and potential in front of him, and leave a deep impression on him.

"This kid is interesting!" Ji Xu murmured.

Hearing this, Tang Jue looked at him strangely, at Jiang Danian, then at Xu Yan, not understanding what he meant, and pointed to Xu Yan as Jiang Danian.

Just as he was contemplating, there was another commotion in the playground. A chef in white coat and white hat rushed out of the cafeteria with a kitchen knife in his hand, waving the kitchen knife and shouting, "Xu Yan, give me back the sauced pig's feet!"

"Squad leader, lend me your sauced pig's trotters first, and I'll return it to you later." Xu Yan said with a slobbering face, and before the cooking squad leader could speak, he picked up the basin and ran away, shouting as he ran, "Dear year, Run quickly, or the sauced pig's feet will be gone!"

"You stop for me!"

The head of the cooking class yelled, but Xu Yan turned a deaf ear to it and ran quickly.

Hahaha!
The cheerful laughter resounded again, and everyone was amused by Xu Yan again.

Just when everyone's attention was on Xu Yan and the cooking squad leader, Jiang Danian roared again, and the speed that had slowed down gradually increased again.

Ah!
Jiang Danian roared, and charged behind Xu Yan's buttocks with red eyes, the wind whistled past his ears, the surrounding voices suddenly faded away, and in his eyes there was only one last target left, Xu Yan who was running wildly with a basin in front of him. Word…

Whoosh!
Jiang Danian's stature was like lightning, and the gap of five or six meters between him and his opponent was quickly narrowed at a speed visible to the naked eye. At a certain moment, he blatantly overtook him and crossed the finish line first...

The laughter stopped abruptly, and the entire playground was dead silent. Everyone seemed to be strangled by the neck suddenly, and there was no more sound. Everyone was stunned, shocked and unbelievable, and looked at Jiang Danian in unison. , I couldn't accept this fact at all for a while.

After a brief moment of stupefaction, the crowd roared like an explosion.

"Jiang Danian won?"

"This is too fake, from falling behind to overtaking, and the opponent is Ma Qiang, a strong player from the second class."

"It's impossible. Jiang Danian's strength is lagging behind in the entire investigative company. How could he be better than the master who appeared in the finale of the second class?"

Everyone shook their heads in disbelief, neither wanted nor wanted to believe it was true, but even if they didn't want to believe it anymore, the facts were the facts after all, Jiang Danian really counterattacked.

"Haha, what a great new year!" Everyone in the third class cheered, and a group of people rushed up and lifted him up.

In front of the window, seeing Jiang Danian's counterattack, the corners of Ji Xu's lips curled up, and he secretly said: "This kid really didn't disappoint me, this trip is really worthwhile!"

He lamented that this trip was worthwhile, while Tang Jue's face was burning hot. He was not happy because of Jiang Danian's counterattack, but stared at Xu Yan. If eyes can kill, Xu Yan has died seventy or eighty times. up.

After bidding farewell to Ji Xu, Tang Jue came to the playground in a hurry, went to Xu Yan immediately, and shouted with a dark face: "You are awesome, don't stay in the playground during the test, go to the cooking class to fetch someone's pot!"

Noticing Tang Jue's unkind complexion, Xu Yan's heart skipped a beat, he suddenly felt something was wrong, rolled his eyes, and said, "Commander, I did this to motivate Da Nian, look, the effect is not very good, Da Nian beat the opponent."

Tang Jue curled his lips and sneered, and didn't listen to his explanation, and said directly: "Don't talk so much useless with me, you love to serve dishes, don't you, then go to the cooking class for me, and you go to the cooking class help!"

"No!" Xu Yan said with a bitter face, but Tang Jue was furious, but he didn't listen to him, and he made a final decision.

"Ha ha!"

"Xu Yan, don't be lazy, just help out in the cooking class."

"Maybe if you do well, the monitor of the cooking class will teach you how to do it. You don't have to worry about going back to your hometown in the future. You can open a restaurant to make a living!"

"We'll take care of your business!"

A group of people laughed happily, talking in a hurry, trying their best to ridicule, typical gloating.

"You bastards, don't fall into my hands." Xu Yan threatened viciously, but had to ask the cooking team to help.

……

canteen.

lunch time.

Xu Yan was wearing a chef's hat, cooking behind the window, and really went to the cooking class to help.

"Yo, Xu Yan, this outfit looks handsome."

"This dress fits so well, it looks like it was tailor-made for you."

The crowd ridiculed one after another. Everyone came up to eat and had to greet him and say a few jokes, and his nose was almost crooked.

When it was Luo Yifei's turn, this guy went too far, pointing at his own noodles, and said, "Xu Yan, what did you do, why is there no beef in the beef noodles?"

Xu Yan rolled his eyelids and said, "What's so strange about this, isn't there no wife in the wife cake?"

What he said made everyone laugh, Luo Yifei left, put the noodles on the table, after eating two mouthfuls, he put down his chopsticks, and shouted at Xu Yan: Xu Yan, did you take Viagra in your noodles? hard? "

ps: Sorry, the power is out, the update is late, and there is another chapter tonight!
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