hilarious soldier king

Chapter 3
Wolf group!
A regiment-level camp in the Haidong Military Region.

Outside the grand main entrance, there are two soldiers standing on the steps on both sides. They are wearing military uniforms and carrying automatic rifles. They have straight backs, sharp eyes, heroic and solemn.

A young man with a backpack stood five or six meters away from the gate of the army. His eyes swept over the two sentries, and then he fell on a line of characters next to the gate. He saw the words "Wild Wolf Regiment" on it. The boy nodded imperceptibly, and then walked forward.

The two sentries had already noticed the boy and saw that he did not leave, but was approaching the gate. When he stepped into the cordon outside the gate, the sentry on the left warned: "Military station, please do not approach!"

The young man paused, raised his eyebrows and glanced at the sentinel, then walked a few steps forward, and then said slowly, "My name is Xu Yan, and I'm a new recruit here to report."

The sentinel looked Xu Yan up and down, saw that he was acting foolishly, his brows were slightly frowned, and he muttered, "Why are there still people coming to report now", but he said formulaically: "Who is your squad leader, the letter of introduction?" Show me."

Xu Yan's eyes flickered and he said, "I don't have a letter of introduction, and I don't have a squad leader. It was Uncle Zhong who asked me to come here to find him." Seeing the sentinel looking at him suspiciously, Xu Yan explained: "Oh, Uncle Zhong My name is Zhong Ding, and he is the leader of your wolf regiment. When he was having dinner at my house last year, he said that I am a soldier. If I want to be a soldier someday, I must come to the wolf regiment to find him... You go and report Let him know that Xu Yan is coming."

"Please wait a moment!" The sentry was bluffed by Xu Yan's words, he saluted as a soldier, and walked towards the nearby sentry box.

Seeing this, Xu Yan raised the corners of his lips slightly, making a playful arc. In fact, he didn't know Zhong Ding at all. The reason why he said that was just to sneak into the barracks. He entered the army, so he came up with this method. First, he sneaked into the army and met the head of the army, Zhong Ding, and then recommended himself. With his sharp tongue, he was confident that he could persuade the other party to recruit him into the army... Now it seems that the first step of the plan is unexpectedly smooth.

The sentry did not doubt that he was there, but he never expected that someone would dare to act wildly on the troops, and directly reported it. After about 2 minutes, he returned to Xu Yan and said politely: "Commander Zhong has been notified, and someone will come soon. Pick you up, please wait a moment!"

Three or four minutes later, a military jeep came and picked up Xu Yan.

Sitting in the carriage, looking at the rows of buildings in the barracks, Xu Yan raised the corners of his lips, and whispered forcefully, "I've made so much preparation in advance, I didn't expect it to be so simple, it's really not challenging !"

The car turned two corners and stopped in front of an office building. The orderly greeted Xu Yan to get off the car, and brought him to the head's office, and reported to leave the office, leaving space for the two of them.

Entering the office, Xu Yan secretly looked at the man in the room, but he saw that the man looked 45-[-], with a cut head and a square face. He was upright and mighty without being angry.

When Xu Yan was looking at Zhong Ding, the latter was also looking at him. Seeing Xu Yan, Zhong Ding felt familiar at first, but for a while, he couldn't think of where he had seen him before, and he didn't remember that he had a very close friend named Xu. , I secretly felt strange.

"Xu Yan, is that your father?" Zhong Ding asked.

Xu Yan rolled his eyes and weighed things up in his heart. He didn't say his father's name, and gave up on continuing to lie, and said frankly: "Leader, I'm sorry, my father is not your friend, and I don't know you either. The reason why I said that before was just to meet you and recommend myself to you, please give me a chance to serve in the army and serve the country."

After Xu Yan finished speaking, he was moved by himself.

It's so damn good, he almost admires himself!

He believes that Zhong Ding will also be moved by him. Those male protagonists on TV, after tactfully dodging the guards and coming to the leader, frankly admitting their mistakes, and expressing their lofty ideals, are not all not only Instead of being criticized, will he be appreciated and promoted by the leaders, and finally become a big shot?

He is no exception!
The more Xu Yan thought about it, the more excited he became, and his eyes narrowed accordingly. He peeked at Zhong Ding. One second passed, and two seconds passed. On Zhong Ding's rigid face, there was no expression of appreciation or understanding. On the contrary, he was angry. , but seeing his complexion darkened, he shouted: "You're a fraud, do you know that?"

"What's going on here? It's completely inconsistent with what I imagined. Could it be that my expression was not serious enough when I spoke before, or that my movements were not handsome enough, or that he was testing me..."

Xu Yan's thoughts flashed, but he didn't hesitate at all, and said sincerely: "Commander, I know it's wrong to appear in this way, but I have to do it, I really want to join the army, please give me a chance to let I can serve in the army and do my part to serve my country..."

"This year's recruiting period has passed, and if I want to join the army and come back next year, I have no right and no reason to make an exception for a liar." Zhong Ding raised his voice, and shouted to the outside: "Order, throw him out! "

Seeing this, Xu Yan became anxious, and hurriedly said, "Leader, don't, give me a chance. I have an IQ of [-] and my physical fitness is very good. If you let me join the Wild Wolf Corps, I will definitely become an elite in the army. To the honor of the Wolves..."

"Blast it out!" Zhong Ding remained unmoved.

"Leader, give me a chance. Don't you value talents the most? I am the talent you are looking for. I can become an elite in the army. I can bring glory to the regiment. I can lead the wolf regiment to glory..."

Xu Yan chattered on and on, strongly recommending himself, but was unceremoniously pushed out by the orderly and thrown out of the army.

...

Army door.

Xu Yan met the fire-breathing gazes of the two sentries, and salivated forward, "Well, squad leader, I didn't mean to lie to you, it's just..."

He had just crossed the cordon, and the two raised their guns directly, and the black muzzle was aimed at him.

Xu Yan's heart trembled, he hurriedly stopped, raised his hands and said, "Squad leader, you have something to say, you don't need to use a knife or a gun."

"Stand back!" the sentinel sternly shouted, pressing his finger on the trigger, his face was very unfriendly, he was tricked by Xu Yan into sneaking into the army, although they were not criticized, the two felt very humiliated, and naturally they would not have a good face towards him .

Xu Yan didn't dare to make a mistake, and stepped back slowly, step by step, all the way to the outside of the cordon. Seeing two sentries lowering their guns, he stopped, stood there for a while, rolled his eyeballs, and Approached slowly, and crossed the cordon again.

"Back back, and get closer to smash your head!" The sentinel raised his gun and aimed at him again. Xu Yan immediately backed up, this time backing up even more, until he was three or four meters away from the cordon, and then he salivated and said: "Squad leader, don't be like this. From now on, you will be soldiers of the same unit. If you bow your head but don't look up, let's save face."

The two sentries were silent, just staring at him unkindly.

Xu Yan rubbed his nose and laughed, "Well, squad leader, I really didn't mean to lie to you, I just wanted a chance to join the army..."

Xu Yan said whatever he wanted, but the sentinel ignored him all the time, and he didn't dare to force his way under the muzzle of the black hole, so he had no chance at all.

So, he found to his dismay that there was still a big difference between reality and TV dramas.

Just like in reality, beautiful teachers always belong to someone else's family, and the wise and talented chiefs also belong to someone else's family. Not only that, but also those cute and amiable sentinel brothers who are not hesitant to be criticized in order to recommend talents. It belongs to someone else!

"Could it be that you really have to show the background?"

The plan failed completely and was blocked from the door again, Xu Yan was a little shaken in his heart.

However, he soon became firm. If he really did that, what would be the difference between him and the dude he always hated and looked down upon?
And without thinking about it, he also knows that relying on relationships to win the bet will not only fail to win the school girl's heart, but will make the other party despise and loathe him even more.

At this thought, Xu Yan shuddered, shook his head and put aside this terrible thought, "Bah, bah, I, Xu Yan, is a genius who is unparalleled in the world. Can't join the army during the recruiting period? Can't join the army without taking advantage of the shadow of my parents? I don't believe in this evil!"

(End of this chapter)