hilarious soldier king

Chapter 371 You, Why Are You So Stupid!
Grumpy Grumpy!

Xu Yan gritted his teeth and poured pot water into his mouth.

What is poured in is pot water, and what comes out is tears and sorrow.

Xu Yan pinched his nose, suppressed the churning in his stomach, poured down a teacup of washing water, then attached himself to the trash can beside him, and vomited crazily.

vomit!
The pot-washing water spat out from his mouth, like a flood that broke a bank, swarming and churning, sprayed from his throat, and fell into the trash can below, like rain hitting plantains.

Xu Yan burst into tears and vomited profusely. Compared to eating with other people before, the time he ate baby maggots was no different.

Seeing Xu Yan throwing up, Zhang Sheng stepped forward and patted him on the back. While helping him to vomit, he cast a sympathetic glance at him. This kid is so pitiful. He met a teammate like a pig.

vomit!vomit!
Xu Yan vomited again and again, all the bitter water came out, and he vomited for a long time before he straightened up, his face turned pale.

Just when he straightened up, Jiang Danian leaned forward, holding the previous tea mug in his hand, which was filled with a large pot of washing water, and said courteously: "Xu Yan, let's have another cup!"

Have another drink!

These words resounded in Xu Yan's ears like a thunderbolt, making him burnt out and tender in the inside.

The corners of Xu Yan's lips twitched violently, his fists tightened silently, and there was fire in his eyes, his gloomy gaze fixed on Jiang Danian. If eyes could kill, Jiang Danian would have been sliced ​​into pieces long ago.

Jiang Danian didn't know what he was thinking, he held the pot of washing water, like holding a life-saving medicine, and pushed towards Xu Yan, persuading: "Xu Yan, have another drink, don't leave any sequelae!"

Xu Yan trembled, looked at Jiang Danian weakly, completely lost his temper with him, and didn't know if he owed him in his previous life, this guy always had a way to make him embarrassed, and he always pretended to care about him , For his good banner, even if he wants to have an attack.

It was like this when he pretended to jump off the building before. In the name of saving him, this guy pushed him down the building by mistake, which made him negotiating with Tang Jue. Not to mention, he almost fell to his death, losing all face; this time The same is true, on the grounds of caring for his health, he pushed him to drink the pot water to lavage his stomach step by step, but God knows it was just biting his lip, and there was no poisoning at all, okay, wash the peaty stomach!

At this moment, his heart was gloomy, and he thought of a line from Liu Xuan, the heroine in The Mermaid, "I'm so good, okay, I survived the financial turmoil of [-] and the economic crisis of [-]...

Yes, he is very good. In the previous two assessments, he had a great reputation. Especially in the second assessment, he broke through the siege and interception of a group of special forces, and beheaded him in front of the squadron leader Ji Xu. Later, in the welcome ceremony, the water jet attack of the golden thread snake was successfully resolved, and then in the night raid, they also escaped the tear gas attack, which made a group of special forces helpless. In the past, just biting a lip, he was forced to wash his stomach with pot water, and it didn't work once, so he had to do it again. This damn script is not opened in the right way!

When Xu Yan was thinking about it, the squadron leader Ji Xu also said, "Xu Yan, drink this cup too, wash your stomach a few more times, so as not to leave any sequelae."

"I'm already healed!" Xu Yan wanted to scold her mother, but he couldn't let it go, he tried his best to explain with a smile.

Drinking pot washing water once and washing his stomach once had already made him sick to death, if he did it a few more times, he would have to confess.

"Xu Yan, come again!" Jiang Danian persuaded again.

Xu Yan looked at Jiang Danian powerlessly, his scarred heart twitched again, he just wanted to say "How? old? aye? you", why is it always you!

"Xu Yan, be obedient, wash it a few more times!" Ji Xu and others echoed.

"I'm really fine." Xu Yan hastily explained, and he felt like running away with his feet.

Fortunately, this time Zhang Sheng offered to help, waved his hand and said, "Everyone be quiet, listen to me!"

"In Xu Yan's case, it's just a slight poisoning. It's not a serious problem in itself. In fact, it doesn't matter whether you have a gastric lavage or not. One gastric lavage is enough. More washing is not good."

With Zhang Sheng, the heir of a family of military doctors, speaking, Ji Xu felt relieved and agreed that Xu Yan would no longer have gastric lavage, and Xu Yan was finally relieved.

But Ji Xu was willing to let him go, but Jiang Danian refused to let him be clean, chasing him and said: "Xu Yan, I think your mental state is not very good, it seems that the poison has not been cleared, do you want to do gastric lavage again?"

Gastric lavage again!
As soon as he heard the words of gastric lavage, Xu Yan suddenly looked like a cat whose tail had been stepped on. He suddenly raised his head, stared at Jiang Danian, and said angrily, "I even said I'm fine!"

"But…"

Jiang Danian wanted to say something more, Zhang Sheng pulled him aside, and said in a low voice: "Da Nian, you don't have to worry, Xu Yan is fine." Facing Jiang Danian's puzzled eyes, Zhang Sheng knew that if he didn't explain It was clear that Jiang Danian would definitely not feel at ease, so he whispered that Xu Yan was not poisoned.

When Jiang Danian heard this, he couldn't believe it, and said in surprise: "He was not poisoned, so why did he suddenly bleed?"

"Bite your lip!"

"Bite his lip, but why didn't he tell the difference?" Jiang Danian looked puzzled, unable to accept this explanation for a while.

Zhang Sheng glanced at Jiang Danian, defeated by his slowness, took a deep breath, and explained: "He actually did this for you."

"for me?"

"That's right, you broke out suddenly, overturned the table, and made so much noise that you almost caused a mutiny. Xu Yan couldn't tell the difference, because if he told you that you weren't poisoned, you would definitely be kicked out, so He can only make mistakes and make mistakes!"

The light Chinese language made Jiang Danian tremble uncontrollably as if he had been struck by lightning. He pursed his lips tightly, clenched his fists tightly, and his nails sank deep into his palms, but he didn't feel it at all, because of this point of his body. The pain is nothing compared to the shock and guilt in my heart.

In order not to let him be punished, Xu Yan deliberately concealed the fact that he was not poisoned, and even did not hesitate to drink disgusting pot water to wash his stomach, but what about him?what did he doHe has been fueling the flames, step by step forcing Xu Yan to drink the pot water to wash his stomach!
Thinking of this, his heart was filled with guilt, his fists were loosened and clenched, clenched and then loosened, and his face was also cloudy and uncertain.

At a certain moment, he strode up to Xu Yan, and said hoarsely with red eyes, "Why are you so stupid, you would rather wash your stomach with washing pot water than tell the squadron leader the truth?"

"Because I don't want you to leave!"

"As far as my ability is concerned, it is impossible to stay..."

"Nothing is impossible. You can grow from left to right to become an elite of the Wild Wolf Regiment. If you participate in the special warfare selection in the delegation, you can also pass the selection and become a special warfare member!"

Jiang Danian stood at the same spot, his complexion changed for a while, his expression became firm, his eyes became brighter and brighter: He wants to stay, he must stay, and he must not let Xu Yan down!

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(End of this chapter)