hilarious soldier king

Chapter 413 Strategies and Tricks

As soon as this remark came out, the long-haired woman blushed immediately, but she quickly realized that she was not sure: "You are next door, you..."

"Please show me your ID." The man also reacted when he heard his wife's words, and asked them to show their ID with a sullen face.

"What certificate?" Xu Yan asked.

"Police card!"

"no!"

"Aren't you the police?" The man frowned.

"When did I say that I'm a policeman?" Xu Yan rolled his eyes and looked at him like an idiot.

Hearing that Xu Yan said that he was not a policeman, the man suddenly became a little confused. After so many questions, he was not a policeman at all. Thinking of the fear before, the man said angrily, "It's not a policeman. If you're not a policeman, why are you checking?"

"Don't talk about a temporary inspection, will you open the door?" Xu Yan rolled his eyelids and said as a matter of course.

The thin man was dumbfounded, the corners of his eyes twitched a few times, he was speechless for a long time, he couldn't figure out the intentions of the two of them for a while, and asked distressedly: "What exactly do you want to do?"

Xu Yan smiled and said, "There's too much commotion here, we can't sleep because of the noise, so I came here to chat with you, didn't I bother you?"

The skinny man had a weird expression on his face, and he really wanted to yell loudly that he didn't want to disturb him. Two people suddenly barged in in the middle of the night. Wouldn't that bother him? But seeing the three of them looking strong, he dared not say anything to complain.

"No...no." The thin man shook his head and said.

"That's good."

Xu Yan breathed a sigh of relief, and said to the skinny man: "Don't be dazed, you go on, don't worry about us, do whatever you want, we'll just take a look around, cheer you up by the way, if you're doing well, we'll applaud you, If you don’t do well, we’ll cheer you on, and when we get sleepy after a while, we’ll go back to sleep.”

After hearing Xu Yan's words, the thin man almost fell to the ground. He was either angry or not, and the expression on his face was so exciting.

You go on, don't worry about us, what to do, we just look at it casually, and cheer you up by the way, if you are doing well, we will applaud you, if you are not doing well, we will cheer you up , After a while we were sleepy, so we went back to sleep.

What is this called?I thought it was juggling or cockfighting, so I just looked at what I said, applauded and cheered by the way, applauded if I did well, and cheered if I did not do well.

"Why are you standing there? Didn't you just work hard and yell loudly? Continue!" Seeing the thin man standing still, Xu Yan urged him again.

This time the skinny man finally understood. Xu Yan was blaming them for their actions before. He came to Xingshi to inquire about the crime. His complexion changed for a while, and he said softly: "Brother, I'm sorry for disturbing your rest. I apologize and promise not to do it again." Excuse me, okay?"

"Brother, don't force it. I've heard that it's bad for your health if you hold it back. If you really need it, just say it. We are not unreasonable people. We won't interfere with you. At most, we will be by the side Watching and watching, beating and drumming to cheer and so on." Xu Yan said with a smile, as if everyone is a man and understands each other.

"No force, no force!" The skinny man said hurriedly, how could he dare to say no at this time, he was not open enough to do such a thing in front of others.

"Okay then, but don't force it. If you really can't hold it back, just say it. We're next door, and you can come and observe at any time." Xu Yan urged again, with a very reasonable expression on my face.

After the skinny man apologized repeatedly, Xu Yan took the two of them away. As soon as they returned to the room, the three of them burst out laughing.

"Haha, you are so mean!" Luo Yifei pointed at Xu Yan and laughed.

"Have you ever read a book? If you can speak, don't speak. If you can't speak, don't talk. This is called strategic wisdom, understand?"

Xu Yan gave Luo Yifei a gouged look, and said solemnly: "Use a simple and peaceful method to achieve the best effect and make the opponent subdue. This is called strategy. Do you understand it? Learn it!"

"By the way, how did you come up with this method? High, it's really too high!" Luo Yifei praised.

"With your IQ, it's hard for me to explain it to you." Xu Yan replied lazily, and lay back on the bed to sleep.

Luo Yifei waited for a while, but when Xu Yan did not speak, he curled his lips in disdain and said, "Cut, you still served it, isn't it just a dirty way, don't you say that I don't want to hear it anymore, so as not to stain my ears .”

Because of this farce, the next door completely stopped, even there was no sound of turning over. Obviously, the other party was afraid of the two of them, afraid of making a noise, causing misunderstandings between the two of them, and causing some applause and applause.

Without the influence of the noise, the three of Xu Yan fell asleep quickly, and they slept until dawn. Xu Yan suddenly opened his eyes, sat up from the bed, and shouted to the side: "Mule, New Year, get up and train..."

After saying a word, Xu Yan was stunned for a moment. Then he remembered that he was not in the army now and didn't need to get up early for training, so he lay back on the bed again.

Jiang Danian and Luo Yifei also woke up, Jiang Danian stretched his waist and said: "No training, no need to get up early, I'm really not used to it."

The three of them were lying on the bed, neither getting up nor continuing to sleep, just staring at the ceiling with wide eyes. The habit that had been formed for a long time changed suddenly, and it was difficult to adapt to it for a while.

At this moment, there was another movement from the next door.

The sudden movement made the three of them smile at each other, and the three of them listened carefully when they had nothing to do.

After listening for a while, Luo Yifei knocked on the wall, and said jokingly: "I said you are very hardworking, you got up so early to work."

There was a panicked growl from next door, and then there was no sound.

"Hey, we're already awake, so don't hold back anymore, let's continue." Xu Yan said.

"It's over." The man opposite smiled.

"Seeing that your body is not strong, I didn't expect it to be quite powerful. Could it be because of taking medicine?" Xu Yan said, and actually chatted with the other party.

"I don't take medicine." The man's voice came through the wall.

"So, you are naturally gifted. Do you have any secrets? Give me two tricks." Xu Yan said interestedly, looking familiar. He forgot to go beyond the clouds.

"This..." The man hesitated.

"It's not convenient to say yes, that's fine, I'll go to your side." Xu Yan pursed his lips and said.

"Convenience, convenience!" The man hurriedly said, but he didn't dare to let Xu Yan and the others come to his room, or God knows if they would let him have a practical teaching!

"I really have a knack for thinking." The man thought for a while.

"Oh, tell me!" When Xu Yan heard that he really had the knack, he immediately became excited, and Luo Yifei and Jiang Danian also pricked up their ears at the same time.

"In the past, I was actually pretty useless. I was always complained by my wife. Later, by chance, I learned a set of breathing methods, which gradually lasted for a long time. Now half an hour at a time is nothing to worry about." The man said this, his tone The pride that can't be concealed is a man's pride.

"What breathing method? It's so awesome!" Xu Yan asked.

"Nine-one breathing method!"

(End of this chapter)