hilarious soldier king

Chapter 446 Breaking into the Goddess's room by mistake!

"Luck is not like this!"

Xu Yan groaned feebly. He never imagined that he had just boarded the ship, and before he had time to take further action, he bumped into several crew members head-on, and he might be exposed at any time.

The pupils contracted slightly, and Xu Yan's nerves tensed instantly. He was secretly ready to strike at any time, but on the surface he remained calm and calmly walked towards the few people.

One step, two steps, three steps...

The distance between the two sides was getting closer and closer. Just when Xu Yan was about to make a move, one of the other party saw that he was dirty and said, "Sir, is there anything I can do for you?"

Xu Yan's eyes flickered, he resisted the urge to strike, shook his head perfunctorily, and brushed past him.

"That man is so strange, there are vegetable leaves on his head. This is a luxury cruise ship, not an escape camp..." A security guard laughed dumbly, and the smile on his face froze as he spoke, looking at the other security guards After one glance, several people quickly turned their heads and shouted at Xu Yan's back: "Mister, please wait a moment!"

Xu Yan originally thought he had gotten away with it, and was thinking about getting lucky, when he suddenly heard shouts from behind, he didn't want to stop, and quickly ran away with oil on the soles of his feet.

Several security guards were suspicious at first, but now seeing Xu Yan running away, they immediately understood that there was something wrong with him. One of the security guards was about to shout, but was stopped by the other, "Keep quiet, don't disturb the guests!"

While talking, this person quickly reported up, "Report, found a suspicious person, a yellow man, about 1.8 meters tall, with vegetable leaves on his head. It is suspected that he got on the ship during the supply."

The captain of the security team of the Neptune has attached great importance to this matter. The Neptune is a super luxury cruise ship, and the guests inside are either rich or expensive. If the guests are disturbed, it will have an extremely bad impact on the Neptune and the Caribbean company.

The security team acted quietly, chasing and intercepting Xu Yan.

In the corridor, Xu Yan noticed a few security guards approaching. He turned around, quickly opened a door next to him, and slipped into it, narrowly avoiding the search by several people.

Entering the room, Xu Yan immediately noticed someone in the bathroom and was about to leave quietly when he heard footsteps outside. He immediately dismissed this idea and prepared to wait for the security guard to leave before leaving. However, before the security guard outside left, there was a phone call on the bed. It rang, and a blonde woman walked out of the bathroom.

The blonde should have just taken a bath, her long wet hair was spread over her shoulders like waves, and she was wearing a thin pajamas that was tightly attached to her body, showing a perfect curve of her body, slender and straight thighs, a slender waist, and an upturned buttocks. The unbelievable buttocks are all full of silent charm, making Xu Yan's eyes look straight at once, and the movements that were about to knock him out, also come to a halt. Facing such a stunner, who can do it? hand?

After this momentary delay, the blond girl had already walked into the room, but she didn't find Xu Yan by the door.

Xu Yan rolled his eyes, denied the idea of ​​knocking her out again, and walked into the bathroom lightly.

At this moment, the golden girl had already connected the phone, and a very pure New York accent came, "Catherine, I'm getting bored to death, who can save me... It's not John, that annoying fly... Let me tell you How are things going... It's about helping me find a few super bodyguards... Now these few are of no use at all, meeting John's bodyguards is not enough to see... What, I've already found it, give me a surprise, then okay , I am waiting for your surprise."

The blonde is Joanna, an international superstar. She was planning to go on vacation to relax, but who knows how the news got out, and that annoying guy John found out, and he also boarded the Neptune with him, flying around like flies every day. She circled around, unable to persuade her to leave, she wanted to drive her away, but her own bodyguard was no help, she was no match for the other's bodyguard, which made her extremely annoyed, seeing her friend calling this time, she couldn't help but Live a lot of bitterness, and ask the other party to help find a few super bodyguards.

In the bathroom, Xu Yan listened to Joanna's words, and turned his brows into consideration. If he wanted to successfully complete the task, hiding from XZ is definitely not the way. He needs an aboveboard identity, and this identity seems to be available now...

So, when Joanna hung up the phone and was lying on the bed, Xu Yan walked out of the bathroom, came to the door, gently opened the door, and then closed it again, making a crisp sound.

This crisp sound really alarmed Joanna. When she saw a stranger coming in, she put her arms around her chest, stared at Xu Yan warily, and asked, "Who are you?"

Xu Yan didn't answer her, but shook his head and said, "You take a bath in the room, and you don't even close the door. Your vigilance is too low. If I were a bad person, you would have fallen into my hands now." Already!"

"Who are you, what are you doing in my room?" Joanna frowned.

"Let me introduce myself, my name is Yan, and I'm your new bodyguard." Xu Yan said.

"Bodyguard? You are the surprise in Catherine's mouth!" Joanna looked at Xu Yan suspiciously. In fact, it's no wonder she doubted that although Xu Yan was more than 1.8 meters tall, he was considered tall among Chinese people, but he was tall compared to people. For an American from Martha, it looked very inconspicuous. In addition, Xu Yan's muscles were well-proportioned, and he didn't look strong. At first glance, he didn't have much deterrent power, and he was far less bulky than other bodyguards.

"Hmm!" Xu Yan nodded.

Although Joanna had been prepared for a long time, she still felt absurd and unreal when she saw Xu Yan nodding in recognition. Her blue eyes swept across Xu Yan's body. His brows were deeply furrowed. From her point of view, Xu Yan was not only thin and thin, but also had a terrible body image. He was dirty all over and had a little green on his head. No matter how he looked at it, Xu Yan seemed to be fleeing Too bodyguard, so she didn't hide her thoughts, questioning: "You? Super bodyguard? Are you sure?"

"I'm sure and sure!" Xu Yan said.

"Oh, no, you are not suitable to be a bodyguard, you are too thin." Joanna shook her head and said, if she hadn't mistakenly thought that Xu Yan was invited by Catherine, she would never have said so much to him.

"Thin and thin? Are you talking about me?" Xu Yan was taken aback for a moment. This was the first time someone said that about him since he was a child. He is not very tall, but he doesn't seem to have anything to do with being thin.

"Of course, you are too thin to be a bodyguard at all. If you really fight, you will be beaten flat." Joanna said.

Being said to be skinny and being beaten, and being said so by a beautiful woman, Xu Yan's male self-esteem was greatly hit, so he raised his neck to distinguish, "Fighting is not based on size, but on strength, speed, reaction and Skill…"

Xu Yan explained a few words. Seeing that Joanna was confused and seemed unable to understand him at all, he turned around twice in distress, his eyes lit up, and suddenly said: "Kung Fu, yes, Chinese Kung Fu! I know Chinese Kung Fu!"

(End of this chapter)