hilarious soldier king

Chapter 454: Different People Have Different Fate! (4 more)
Hearing Xu Yan's words, Luo Yifei immediately became angry. He stared angrily at Xu Yan and said, "I'm almost frozen to death. You don't say you care about me, but you care about a piece of clothing. Can you still be a happy brother?"

"I'm doing it for your own good too. When I came here, I was elegant, but when I came back, my clothes were crumpled. Do you think anyone will doubt it?"

"You're right." Luo Yifei pondered for a moment, then said through gritted teeth, and shivered again.

"Is it that exaggerated?" Xu Yan asked suspiciously.

"You'll know if you try it in the cold storage for three or four hours." Luo Yifei said angrily.

"I can't hold it anymore, quickly find me something warm." Luo Yifei said.

"When I came here, I saw a coffee shop. Let me get you a cup of hot coffee." Xu Yan thought for a while.

"Then hurry up!" Luo Yifei urged.

"But I don't have any money with me!" Xu Yan spread his hands.

"You..." Luo Yifei was dumbfounded, and after a while he said anxiously: "I don't care, you can find a way yourself."

Soon Xu Yan came up with a cup of hot coffee. When someone passed by, he stopped, put the coffee to his lips, and pretended to be watching the sea scenery with the coffee. About 5 minutes later, he returned to the wooden ladder again.

Seeing the steaming coffee, Luo Yifei snatched it over, holding the porcelain cup with both hands, and put his face on top of the coffee cup, letting the heat of the coffee warm his frozen face.

After drinking a cup of hot coffee, Luo Yifei felt much warmer, handed the cup to Xu Yan and said, "Is there any more, get me another cup!"

"I just had a drink, and now I have another drink, maybe it will arouse suspicion." Xu Yan said.

"That's true." Luo Yifei nodded, and then he said as if thinking of something: "How can you walk around freely on the cruise ship, won't they catch you? And where did you get the clothes on your body?"

"It's a coincidence, it's a gift from a beautiful woman." Xu Yan rolled his eyes and said.

"The beauty gave it to me. I think she secretly picked it up while the waiter wasn't paying attention." Luo Yifei curled his lips and scoffed at the words.

"International celebrity Joanna, do you know that Joanna, who has a super-good figure, super-beautiful looks, and a super-nice voice, is the one who bought this dress for me?" Xu Yan said ostentatiously.

"You've got it, you." Luo Yifei said angrily, not believing it at all.

"I'm her personal bodyguard now, and we live under the same roof." Xu Yan said, seeing that Luo Yifei still didn't believe it, he said, "Otherwise, why do you think I can walk freely on the cruise ship?"

"What you said is true?" Luo Yifei doubtfully asked.

"Hmm!" Xu Yan nodded slightly, and roughly explained what happened.After Luo Yifei finished listening, the corners of his frozen lips twitched slightly, and he said depressedly: "This... this is too unreasonable. It's also sneaking around on a cruise ship. You have become the personal bodyguard of a big star. A beautiful woman can Appreciate it, I can go in and out of all kinds of high-end places, but I was locked in the cold storage and almost froze to death, and after I got out, I was chased like a dog to hide XZ, this difference in treatment is too big!"

"This is the gap in IQ." Xu Yan smiled and sprinkled a handful of salt on Luo Yifei's wounded heart.

Luo Yifei was so angry that he didn't speak, but just stared at him viciously, wishing he could goug out two pieces of his flesh.

Xu Yan was quite uncomfortable being stared at by him, so he changed the subject and said, "By the way, why did you get locked up in cold storage? Will the vegetables be moved into cold storage too?"

"I didn't hide in the wooden box containing vegetables." Luo Yifei said sullenly.

"Didn't I tell you to hide in the vegetable box?" Xu Yan asked strangely.

"I thought Zhang's vegetable box was too dirty, so I hid in the hairtail box."

Xu Yan pointed to Luo Yifei, hating iron for not being strong: "You didn't listen to me telling you to hide in the vegetable box, but you chose to hide in the hairtail box. You didn't know that meat like hairtail would be put in Is it in the freezer?"

"Now I know!" Luo Yifei said coyly.

"A funny young man has a lot of shit. You are on a mission, not traveling, and you are picky. Do you really think you are the young master?" Xu Yan rolled his eyes and said.

"I don't understand why you succeed every time you play cool in the limelight, but I want to play cool in the limelight but end in tragedy?" Luo Yifei muttered unconvinced.

"What did you say?" Xu Yan asked, but didn't hear what he said clearly.

"It's nothing, I asked where you live, take me to sleep, I'm dying of cold!"

"It's definitely not in broad daylight now. You hide here first, and I'll take you back at night." Xu Yan said, hearing footsteps as he spoke, he looked carefully and found several security guards walking towards this side. He whispered to Luo Yifei: "There are security guards coming, I have to go, I will come to you at night, you should be careful."

"Remember to bring me something to eat." Luo Yifei reminded, after staying in the cold storage for three or four hours, his body consumed too much energy, and now he was cold and hungry.

Xu Yan gestured ok, and left with an empty coffee cup.

in the restaurant.

Xu Yan found Joanna in the corner by the window, pulled the stool opposite her and sat down.

"What are you doing?" Joanna asked.

"Miss me?" Xu Yan teased.

"Do you know, I saw John just now." Joanna said angrily.

"And then?" Xu Yan asked casually, snapped his fingers, and called the waiter to order.

Seeing Xu Yan's indifferent appearance, Joanna felt angry for a while. As a world-class superstar, she was accompanied by applause and praise wherever she went, and she was the focus of everyone. All the men who saw her, whether they were government dignitaries or business elites , trying to express himself as much as possible, but Xu Yan in front of him didn't take himself seriously at all, and he ignored him when he talked to him, and ordered food on his own, which was too disrespectful to her beautiful employer In the eyes of the bar.

"What did you say?" Xu Yan asked, looking back at Joanna after finishing his order.

Joanna took a deep breath, tried to suppress the anger in her heart, and said, "Give me your mobile phone number, and I can contact you at any time."

"As a professional bodyguard, one must dedicate himself to protecting the employer, take the employer's circle as his own circle, take the employer's life as his own life, and take the employer's hobbies as his own hobbies, try his best to Reduce your own social circle and minimize outside interference..."

Seeing Xu Yan's chatter, Joanna said impatiently, "I'm asking you for your phone number!"

"Mobile phone communication attacks shouldn't happen to professional bodyguards." Xu Yan said, seeing Joanna's face turn black, he spread his hands and said, "I don't have a mobile phone!"

"You don't have a cell phone?" Joanna raised her voice a few decibels.

"Yes." Xu Yan said with a smile.

"I really wonder if you are a person in today's society. You don't even have a mobile phone." Joanna said in surprise, looking at Xu Yan like she was looking at a monster.

"Didn't I just say that, as a professional bodyguard..." Xu Yan repeated his previous rhetoric.

"Stop, I don't want to hear about your bodyguard ethics." Joanna interrupted him with a wave of her hand, and said without doubt: "You must have a mobile phone, I want to be able to contact you at any time."

"I have no money!"

"... "

(End of this chapter)