hilarious soldier king

Chapter 460 Who Sleeps and Wears Clothes? (10 more monthly tickets)

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Xu Yan knew he was wrong, so he took the initiative to change the subject, glanced at the hamburger in his hand, and said, "This hamburger is dirty, don't eat it!"

"Of course, what others have eaten has fallen on the ground, so ghosts are willing to eat it!" Luo Yifei said angrily, shaking his hands and threw the burger out. The burger crossed a beautiful parabola and fell into the dark sea inside.

"What delicious food did you bring me?" Luo Yifei looked at Xu Yan expectantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I came too hastily, I forgot about this!" Xu Yan slapped his forehead and said apologetically.

Luo Yifei was dumbfounded, and the anticipation on his face froze in an instant, then he turned around silently without saying a word, holding the side of the boat with both hands, looking at the dark sea, squatting slowly on the ground, without moving for a long time...

"Mule, are you okay!" Seeing Luo Yifei like this, Xu Yan patted him on the shoulder worriedly and said.

"It's nothing!" Luo Yifei shook his head, jumped up suddenly, pinched Xu Yan's neck with both hands, and said viciously, "It's nothing to blame, you give me back my hamburger!"

Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Xu Yan's throat hurt from being pinched by him, so he quickly grabbed his hand and broke it out, saying, "You are crazy, let me go, if you pinch me again, I will die!"

"It's better to be dead. You go out swimming, picking up girls, eating red wine and eating big meals, leaving me cold and hungry curled up under the wooden ladder... I finally got a hamburger, and you threw it away for me, you... I'll strangle you to death!" Luo Yifei said angrily, the more he said, the more angry he became, and the more he thought about it, the more annoyed he became.

"You threw the hamburger yourself!" Xu Yan distinguished.

"Do you still dare to say, if it weren't for you, I would throw hamburgers?" Luo Yifei puffed up, his hands were even more forceful.

"Okay, I was wrong, can't I treat you to a big meal later?" Xu Yan said convincingly, the so-called hero does not suffer from immediate losses, and the hungry Luo Yifei cannot be provoked.

"Two meals!" Luo Yifei said.

"Don't say it's two meals, even three or five meals are fine, you let me go first." Xu Yan said hurriedly, getting away first.

Hearing what Xu Yan said, Luo Yifei let go of him.

Xu Yan panted for a while, then suddenly made a silent gesture, and lowered his voice, "Someone is coming, you should hide first!"

Luo Yifei didn't dare to be negligent, and hurriedly hid in the darkness, and sure enough, he saw several security guards approaching.

After several people left, Xu Yan called Luo Yifei out and said, "Go, it's not safe here, go to where I live!"

"Big meal!" Luo Yifei muttered, now he just wanted to eat.

"Don't worry, it's not without you!"

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Two 10 minutes later.

Luo Yifei sat on the stool in Xu Yan's bedroom, looking at the three buckets of instant noodles lined up in front of him, with a dull expression on his face...

"This is the feast you mentioned!" Luo Yifei pointed to the bucket of instant noodles in front of him and questioned.

"Yes, braised beef in brown sauce, emerald fresh shrimp..." Xu Yan counted them all with his fingers.

"I'll kill you!" Luo Yifei was furious, jumped up from the stool, and rushed towards Xu Yan.

"Hush!" Xu Yan put his index finger on his lips and lowered his voice, "Keep your voice down, don't make trouble, Joanna is next door, if you let him know that you are here, you will be in trouble!" Seeing that Luo Yifei's anger subsided a little, Xu Yan continued: "Besides, it's very late at night. If you order takeout, it will definitely arouse people's suspicion. You can make do with it first. Tomorrow, tomorrow, I will definitely treat you to a big meal, okay?"

Luo Yifei looked at Xu Yan suspiciously, seeing the sincerity on his face, thinking about his situation, it was really not suitable for making a statement, and he was really hungry, so he ate instant noodles, and in the blink of an eye three packs of instant noodles came down Luo Yifei still couldn't get enough of it, and said, "Is there any more, three more bowls!"

"It's really gone!" Xu Yan spread his hands and said, "But there are no instant noodles, but there are quite a few fruits. If you want to eat, I'll go to the living room and get some for you."

When Xu Yan came to the living room, Joanna was sitting on the sofa watching TV. Seeing Xu Yan come out, she asked, "Who were you talking to just now?"

"Talk, don't you?" Xu Yan pretended to be blank and asked, pointing to the fruit plate on the table, "Do you want to eat the fruit?" Before Joanna could speak, Xu Yan said to himself, "You don't want to eat it, do you? Well, I'll take it away!"

"You... When did I say I don't want to eat!" Joanna stared at Xu Yan and said, before she could finish her sentence, Xu Yan had already entered the room, and the door slammed shut.

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Tuk Tuk!

There was a knock on the door, and Xu Yan turned over on the bed and continued to sleep!

Tuk Tuk Tuk!
The door was knocked again, and this time the sound was a little louder. From the force and sound of the knock on the door, the emotions of the people outside could be seen.

"Knock what, it's so early in the morning that people are not allowed to sleep!" Luo Yifei rolled on the carpet and muttered impatiently. "Yan, are you inside?" Joanna asked nervously when she heard Luo Yifei's voice outside the door, showing suspicion.

Hearing Joanna's voice, Xu Yan jumped up from his seat, gestured to Luo Yifei for silence, and told him to hide against the inner side of the bed, and Xu Yan responded.

"Yan, who is in your room?" Joanna asked.

"If anyone is in my room, it must be me." Xu Yan's heart skipped a beat, but he replied nonchalantly.

"I heard other voices in your room, please open the door!" Joanna doubted.

"Other voices, can there be a woman hiding in my room?" Xu Yan babbled nonsense, opened the door slowly, leaned against the door, blocking Joanna's gaze, yawned, pretending to be sleepy, and said: "It's so early, what do you want from me?"

Joanna was about to say something when she suddenly noticed that Xu Yan was naked, wearing only a pair of elastic underwear. His muscles were well developed, but not bloated, his lines were perfect, and he was as vigorous as a cheetah. It has a strong visual impact, coupled with the high-protruding elastic underwear, it is wild and sexy, exuding a fatal attraction, which made Joanna stunned.

A moment later, Joanna looked away in a panic, and scolded, "You...why don't you wear clothes!" While speaking, her cheeks were flushed, and her heart was beating wildly.

"Who sleeps and puts on clothes...what do you want me for?" Xu Yan muttered and then asked.

"Come out for a walk with me!" Joanna said.

"Wait a minute!" Xu Yan responded, and slammed the door shut.

"Mule, I'm leaving. Someone may come in to clean the room later, so be careful!" Xu Yan quickly dressed and washed, and told him to leave.

"Remember my big meal!" Luo Yifei reminded, and he still remembers this thing.

"Don't worry, I won't forget it!" Xu Yan agreed, and went out with Joanna.

Leaving Luo Yifei alone in the room, looking at the closed doors, and then at the instant noodle bucket in the trash can, his heart was full of envy and hatred!

Moreover, he didn't know if he didn't eat enough yesterday, or because he was starving one after another because he was in a shadow, but he was actually hungry again!
(End of this chapter)