hilarious soldier king

Chapter 463 You are the one who fought (3 more)
"Your hand!" Joanna raised her eyebrows, her voice a little harsher.

"Didn't I show it to you? What's the matter?" Xu Yan pretended to be impatient.

"It's on my lap!" Joanna said with a cold face, she knew she couldn't play charades anymore, otherwise with Xu Yan's awareness, she definitely wouldn't take her hand back.

"It's on your lap, how is this possible?" Xu Yan quickly looked down and saw that his hand was "sure enough" on Joanna's lap, and apologized repeatedly, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I thought it was me thigh."

Joanna doesn't know what to say, is it her thigh, can she still admit her mistake, if Xu Yan didn't do it on purpose, I'm afraid people with a slightly normal IQ would not believe it, Joanna's IQ is normal, and more than Ordinary people are taller, so she didn't believe it, but now is the critical moment to watch a movie, and she didn't have the heart to argue with Xu Yan, so she gave Xu Yan a hard look, and continued watching the movie.

After being quiet for a while, Xu Yan's right hand moved again... Then Joanna stared at him viciously, meeting his gaze, Xu Yan apologized again.

After repeating this a few times, Joanna was so disturbed that she couldn't bear it any longer. She glared at Xu Yan and said, "Did you do it on purpose?"

"That I really didn't do it on purpose, in fact I..." Facing Joanna's angry eyes, Xu Yan put on a look of embarrassment, gritted his teeth and stammered: "Actually, I'm sick, I have a kind of rash behavior syndrome, you can’t sit for a long time, otherwise, your palms will be out of your control.”

"Akinetic disorder?" Joanna looked at Xu Yan suspiciously, seeing him bow his head in "shame", she couldn't tell whether it was true or not for a moment.

"It's true, let's go back then." Xu Yan said, watching Joanna secretly, feeling complacent, I am so fucking talented to be able to come up with such a reason!
"No!" Joanna shook her head and refused, then under Xu Yan's surprised gaze, she pulled his right arm over, and hugged him tightly with both hands, so that he could not continue to make trouble, and her head rested on his right shoulder.

Well…

Xu Yan's eyes widened all of a sudden, and his body stiffened accordingly. He felt the pressure from the opponent's chest on his arm, and he was pleasantly surprised in disbelief. This palm was placed on the beautiful woman's thigh to make trouble. Not only was she not blamed, but she was also hugged by the beautiful woman's arm. This... this character is too good!

A scent of fragrance wafted from the nostrils, coupled with the physical contact, this level of stimulation made Xu Yan, a little virgin, almost bleed out of his nose, so why would he want to leave at this time.

It's a bastard who is cheap and not sticky. The beauties here are so proactive, and there is delirium in front of them as a foreshadowing. How could Xu Yan be polite? Joanna set out with the goal of conquering the high mountains.

At a certain moment, Joanna's delicate body shook, and she pushed Xu Yan away, her face flushed and she stared at him, she said angrily not to watch, and then walked out of the theater.

"Angry?" Xu Yan quickly followed and asked carefully.

"Hmph!" Joanna snorted coldly, ignored her, walked forward on her own, and entered the bathroom.

Naturally, it was impossible for Xu Yan to follow in. He rubbed his nose and stood outside. He couldn't help thinking, am I going too far?Just as Xu Yan was reflecting on his behavior, a scream came from the women's bathroom, and the voice was obviously made by Joanna.

in the bathroom.

Joanna stared wide-eyed at the compartment ahead, only to see a man propping his hands and feet against the wall, hanging in the air like a spider-man, which made her scream.

"Joanna, don't bark, I'm not a bad person." The man let go of his hands and landed on the ground lightly, explaining in a hurry.

But this explanation is so weak, they all ran to the women's bathroom, called Joanna's name, and said that she was not a bad person, Joanna naturally wouldn't believe it, so she said in a higher decibel voice, "Get out, Abnormal, disgusting!"

Outside the bathroom, when Xu Yan heard the first exclamation, his nerves were already tense, and when he heard Joanna's words behind him, he rushed into it without thinking.

"Joanna, what happened?" Xu Yan asked.

"A pervert broke into the women's bathroom, help me get him out." Joanna quickly hid behind Xu Yan when she saw Xu Yan coming in.

Following the movement of Joanna's body, Xu Yan and the man's eyes met, and they were stunned. This man was none other than Luo Yifei who was chased by the security guards and hid in XZ.

"Xu..." Seeing that it was Xu Yan, Luo Yifei heaved a sigh of relief and was about to say hello.

Xu Yan didn't wait for his words to come out, he jumped forward with a low growl, punched him, and scolded, "Well, you pervert, how dare you break into the women's bathroom to peep."

Luo Yifei slid away, pointed to his face and said, "It's me..."

"It was you who hit me!" Xu Yan didn't give him a chance to speak, and punched him on the eye socket, then kicked his legs on the ground, and rushed towards Luo Yifei like a cheetah, holding him tightly in his arms, mouth He yelled, "Damn pervert, actually ran into your bathroom, see if I don't beat you to death!"

"I..." Luo Yifei looked at Xu Yan speechlessly, momentarily stunned.

"Hurry up, don't you wait to be caught!" Xu Yan said in a low voice, and threw Luo Yifei to the door of the bathroom.

Only then did Luo Yifei come to his senses, and ran away from the door.

"Joanna, are you okay?" Xu Yan turned around and asked.

"It's okay! Thank you!" Joanna shook her head.

"That bastard dared to look at you, I'll beat him to death!" Xu Yan said, and rushed out without waiting for Joanna to speak.

In the corridor on the deck, Xu Yan caught up with Luo Yifei. Hearing the sound of footsteps nearby, Xu Yan crossed his hands in front of him, and said to Luo Yifei, "Go up, find a way to get back to the room!"

"I'll settle the score with you later!" Luo Yifei said angrily, knowing that now is not the time to pursue, and he was ready to follow Xu Yan's suggestion.

Luo Yifei took two steps, stepped on Xu Yan's palm, and the latter threw it vigorously, his body shot high into the sky like a cannonball, and when he reached the height of the upper deck, he climbed up lightly. The method he used was the same as Xu Yan's. Yan jumped up in the sky at the Yongye Bar, kicking Changle Gang leader Chang Wei's cigarette butts away.

"Don't run!" Sending Luo Yifei to the upper deck, Xu Yan noticed from the corner of his eye that there were security guards chasing this way. He rolled his eyes and ran in one direction, swearing, The security guard led him in the wrong direction, but after running tens of meters, he stopped pretending to be out of breath, and sneaked back to the front of the cinema.

(End of this chapter)