hilarious soldier king

Chapter 491 Pursuing Zhong Ming!

"Even if it's urine, I'll drink it!"

Luo Yifei snatched Xu Yan's kettle, unscrewed the lid of the kettle without any excuse, put his head up to his lips, and poured water without giving Xu Yan a chance to stop him.

After Luo Yifei said that, what else could Xu Yan say, he could only watch him pour urine into the kettle.

Under Xu Yan's weird gaze, Luo Yifei gulped it down. Feeling the taste was a bit weird, his brows were slightly raised, but he didn't think too much about it, and still drank up all the urine in the kettle.

After drinking, seeing Xu Yan's strange expression, and feeling bitter and coquettish, the more he thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong, and couldn't help but ask, "What kind of water is this? Why does it taste so weird?"

Xu Yan glanced at him sympathetically, and said angrily, "Didn't you already guess it?"

"What did I guess?"

Luo Yifei asked back, feeling a little confused for a moment, when did he guess, why didn't he remember.

Confused, he felt a drop left on his lips, and licked it into his mouth with his tongue. He rubbed his tongue to distinguish what it was, but he felt more and more that the taste was not right.

At a certain moment, his face changed wildly, he was bitter and coquettish, and he had said before that he would drink even urine, combined the two, he already knew what it was.

"Is this urine?" Luo Yifei was not sure.

Xu Yan nodded and admitted, "Yes, don't you already know?"

"Fuck!"

Although he had guessed something a long time ago, seeing Xu Yan nod his head and admit it, Luo Yifei was still in a daze. He cursed and threw up on the side pillar.

"Really pee?" Zhang Sheng asked aside, a little unsure, seeing Xu Yan again, he looked at Xu Yan, then at Luo Yifei who was throwing up, and couldn't help laughing.

"You're so bad!" Zhong Ming glanced at Xu Yan, shook his head and said something, followed by a chuckle.

"You can't blame me. I told him that he can't drink this anymore. He insisted on drinking it." Xu Yan explained, rolled his eyes, walked to Luo Yifei's side, and said sarcastic words, "Didn't you say that, even if Do you drink urine too, don’t spit it out like this.”

That joking tone, that gloating face made Luo Yifei feel annoyed for a while, he turned his head and glared at Xu Yan, and said, "How dare you say that, even though you knew it was urine, you didn't remind me!"

"I reminded you, I told you that you can't drink it, it's not water, you must drink it if you don't want to finish listening." Xu Yan said confidently.

Luo Yifei was speechless, the matter was really like this, Xu Yan did persuade him, he was the one who insisted on snatching the drink no matter what, now there is no way to blame Xu Yan.

But after suffering such a big loss, he couldn't swallow his breath, and said angrily: "This is a kettle for drinking water. Who knew that your kettle would contain urine."

Xu Yan froze, this is really hard to explain, saying that pretending to piss is to save people is definitely not acceptable, because it will inevitably lead to the beautiful reporter Zhang Lan, which is obviously inappropriate, although he doesn't have much experience in love, but he has never tried Pork, I have always seen pigs walking, and I know that now is the critical moment to pursue Zhong Ming, and I must not pull out other women, otherwise my life will definitely be full of twists and turns.

He didn't speak here, and Luo Yifei thought he was guilty, and accused him: "There's nothing to say, you dare say that the water bottle is filled with urine, it's not for tricking people."

Xu Yan rolled his eyes at him, and said in a bad mood: "I beg you to grow your head, what is this place? We are on a mission, okay, who wants to trick you."

"Then why are you pretending to pee?" Luo Yifei doubted, not so easy to believe his words.

Of course, Xu Yan couldn't help it. He frowned, and then thought of an excuse, and said plausibly: "This is an ancient tomb, and you have lost contact for some reason. I'm worried that there are evil spirits inside. We must make some preparations. We are special forces." , come to carry out the task, you can’t bring things like roosters, black dog blood, yellow talisman paper, the only thing you can use is boy’s urine, which can not only ward off evil spirits and exorcise ghosts, but also quench thirst at critical moments.”

It has to be said that this guy is really good at eloquence, and the temporary nonsense made him speak clearly, so that Luo Yifei couldn't find a reason to refute.

"I said, isn't it just to drink some urine? It's not like I haven't drunk it in training before. It tastes much stronger than snake blood. It shouldn't be such a big reaction."

"... "

……

Breaking through the illusion, an empty ancient tomb naturally couldn't help the few of them. Xu Yan and the four gathered everyone together, and after confirming that they were correct, they took them out of the ancient tomb together.

Seeing them appear, Ji Xu and the others rushed up to meet them, "How is it?"

"Da Nian was injured, everyone else is fine, the missing people have been found, and they are all behind." Xu Yan explained, and when Ji Xu breathed a sigh of relief, he suddenly bowed deeply to him.

"What's the situation?" Ji Xu looked at Xu Yan blankly, wondering what he was singing about.

"Squadron leader, thank you!" Xu Yan solemnly thanked, and explained: "If you hadn't stopped me and forced me to calm down before allowing me to enter the ancient tomb, the consequences would have been disastrous. I was still cursing in my heart when you did this for me You, cursing your wife for not being happy all her life is really inappropriate."

puff!
Mo Xiaobei and the others couldn't help laughing.

Ji Xu's face turned black, and he glared at Xu Yan viciously, is this a thank you? No matter how he heard it, why did he think it was scolding him?

"Get out!" Ji Xu said angrily.

"Squadron leader, I'm serious, and I really thank you." Xu Yan said sincerely.

Ji Xu rolled his eyelids and scoffed at this. If this was considered gratitude, then he would rather not have it.

Xu Yan rubbed his nose depressedly, he really didn't hurt Jixu, but sincerely thanked him, no one would believe the truth!
It is true that he was very annoyed at Ji Xu at the beginning, especially when he entered the stone room and "saw" Jiang Danian being killed, this feeling reached its peak, and he felt that it was him who blocked him and made himself one step late.

However, as the illusion was broken behind him, he couldn't help breaking out in a cold sweat. He was secretly grateful for Ji Xu's persistence, because if he was allowed to enter the ancient tomb in a restless state, he would definitely be unable to stop under the rage. It was really a big mistake.

The missing researchers were successfully rescued, the case was successfully completed, and the next step is to deal with the aftermath.

When Jiang Danian went to the hospital, Xu Yan reported the incident and handed over the tortoise shell. The higher authorities took this matter very seriously and sent someone to follow up on it.

Xu Yan didn't know what happened next, nor did he take it to heart, but he didn't know what an earth-shattering impact it would have on his life.

Of course, this is something to say later, and now his mind is completely on Zhong Ming.

On this day, after Xu Yan went to the hospital to visit Jiang Da, on the way back to the army, he passed by a flower shop. After pursuing her, she bought a bouquet of roses and excitedly went to find Zhong Ming.

That's right, he's going to pursue it!

(End of this chapter)