hilarious soldier king

Chapter 501 Weighing less than a hundred, either flat chested or short!
Seeing Xu Yan asked a question without thinking, and then walked away, Zhang Lan was confused, and chased him out and asked, "Xu Yan, stop for me, what do you mean by that?"

"Guess!" Xu Yan said with a fake smile.

Zhang Lan got angry for a while because of his flat face, and wished he could step forward and hit him all over his face.

But she also knew that this was unrealistic. Seeing that Xu Yan would definitely not be able to ask anything, Zhang Lan went back to the room angrily, and tidied up the messed up closet.

"What exactly does that mean?"

While tidying up her underwear, Zhang Lan secretly guessed, although she didn't know what Xu Yan meant, but she was sure that this was definitely not a good joke.

Xu Yan is a bad guy. When the two met for the first time, she asked him why he stood in a military posture outside the army, and he used "Why did I write the Tao Te Ching—because I am willing" to block her, believe This time is no exception.

But what's the problem, has something to do with the weight of less than [-]?

Zhang Lan thought hard, and the more she thought about it, the more curious she became, like claws scratching her heart. Later, she simply didn't clean up, took out her mobile phone, and started Baidu.

Ask Baidu if you are undecided about internal affairs, ask Google if you are undecided about foreign affairs, and ask Tianya if you are undecided about sexual affairs. For these domestic stalks, you can definitely ask Baidu.

"Weighing less than a hundred!"

Zhang Lan muttered, entered these five words into the search box, and clicked search.

The screen jumped, and Zhang Lan looked at it, and saw the search content below, the top one, written in bold red text: Weighing less than 1.7, either flat chested or short, the man is [-] meters tall, either a spare tire or a base!

As for the second half of the sentence, Zhang Lan glanced over it without paying too much attention to it. She stared straight at the first half of the sentence, her eye circles turned red, and she completely understood what Xu Yan meant.

Weighing no more than a hundred, either flat chested or short!
This bastard said that she weighs less than a hundred, not to praise her good figure, but to mock her flat chest.

Zhang Lan was panting heavily and was completely stimulated. She is 1.7 meters tall and weighs 98 catties. She has always been proud of this figure. The only regret is that her breasts are a little small. There is more than enough B bra and C bra. Insufficient, now being used as a satire by Xu Yan, and still in such a subtle way, she immediately exploded like a cat whose tail was stepped on.

"Xu Yan!"

Zhang Lan roared and rushed out of the room angrily.

In the living room, Xu Yan was watching TV when he suddenly saw Zhang Lan yelling and rushing towards him. He was as smart as him, so he immediately knew that she must have understood the meaning behind what he said. He definitely wouldn't say it, but pretended not to know, and said dissatisfied: "What are you doing, I was surprised."

"What did you mean just now?" Zhang Lan glared at Xu Yan and asked.

"What do you mean?" Xu Yan pretended to be confused.

"Stop pretending to be confused, it's because you said I weigh less than a hundred."

"Oh, you said that, I'll just talk about it." Xu Yan refused to admit it after beating him to death.

He didn't admit it, but Zhang Lan wasn't so easy to fool, and didn't bother to talk nonsense to him, Liu Mei raised her eyebrows and said, "Don't think I don't know what you mean, you mean I have small breasts, right?"

You are not too stupid!

Xu Yan thought to himself, but he couldn't admit it. Not only did he not admit it, but he also stared at Zhang Lan in surprise, and said blankly: "Small breasts, no, how could I say you have small breasts? Are you small? I don't think so, I think it's pretty good, it's just right, why, don't you think it's small?"

I have to say that this guy's acting skills are very good, and he is also very smart. He not only interpreted that blank expression to the fullest, but also kicked the ball to Zhang Lan.

Zhang Lan was dumbfounded and flustered in the wind. Originally, he was angry and pleaded guilty, but before he started to explode, he was stopped by Xu Yan with a word, neither did he explode, nor did he not explode.

Let it go, it is to admit that you have small breasts, which is tantamount to slapping yourself; don't go to it, after suffering this embarrassing loss, you are really aggrieved and uncomfortable, and she wants to vomit blood because of depression.

Zhang Lan's expression changed, she tightened and loosened her fist, loosened and tightened again, and finally she turned around and left. No matter what others think about her small breasts, she must never admit it!
She didn't pursue it anymore, but Xu Yan on the other side still didn't let her go, and said sarcastic remarks behind her, "Let me just say, your breasts are just right, how can they be small!"

Zhang Lan almost fell, resisting the urge to turn around and kill him, and returned to the room as if fleeing.

As soon as she returned to the room, she slammed the door shut, and let out a suppressed growl, "Ah, Xu Yan, you pervert, I will never forgive you, I will never forgive you!"

Chi Chi!

Zhang Lan panted heavily, her chest heaved for a while, and after a while, her anger calmed down. She was about to go out and go to work, when the phone rang, and it was her best friend Qin Xiaoyue. .

The phone was connected, and Qin Xiaoyue's familiar voice came from the other end, "Lanlan, I'm downstairs at your house!"

"Okay, I'll pick you up." Zhang Lan said in surprise, and went downstairs slowly.

A pair of good girlfriends met, and after some intimacy, Zhang Lan took Qin Xiaoyue's hand upstairs, ready to go to her room to chat, but when she was halfway there, her face suddenly changed, and she thought of a big problem, that is Xu Yan. She also lives on the third floor, and it's right next door to her.

If a girlfriend sees her living with a man, Zhang Lan shudders when she thinks of the gossip about her girlfriend, and hastily changed her words: "Well, Xiaoyue, let's talk down there!"

"Why, it's impossible to hide a man in the room, and you still want to avoid me?" Qin Xiaoyue teased, and went upstairs regardless of Zhang Lan's obstruction.

"There really is a man!" Zhang Lan wanted to cry, but couldn't continue to stop him, so he followed nervously, praying secretly: "Bodhisattva bless, that stinky hooligan must not come out of the room."

It seemed that the Bodhisattva had heard her expectations. The living room was empty, Xu Yan was not there, and Xu Yan's room was quiet, which made her secretly relieved.

But soon, her heart was suspended again, because when she was pouring water for Qin Xiaoyue, she found that there was an extra water glass on the coffee table, and she knew without thinking that it must be Xu Yan's.

Zhang Lan was very anxious, and Qin Xiaoyue must not let Qin Xiaoyue know about Xu Yan's personal protection of her, otherwise God knows how she would tease her. As soon as she thought about it, the fine sweat on her forehead leaked out.

Qin Xiaoyue noticed her strangeness, and asked strangely, "Lanlan, what's the matter with you, are you hot?"

"No...no..." Zhang Lan's heart turned, and she said calmly, "Xiaoyue, I've been staying at home for a few days, why don't you go out for a stroll with me?"

"No, I'm exhausted now, I don't want to go anywhere, I just want to lie down on the sofa for a while." Qin Xiaoyue kicked off the slippers, and stretched her arms to the sofa.

"Don't lie down, go out with me." Zhang Lan stepped forward to pull Qin Xiaoyue, and dared not make her stay longer, because if she stayed longer, she would be in danger of being exposed.

"Lan Lan, you are acting weird today. Don't you usually hate shopping the most? Why is it the other way around now? If there is something weird, there must be something weird..." Qin Xiaoyue looked at Zhang Lan suspiciously, and speculated: "Didn't you want me to go shopping?" Go shopping, but prepare to let me leave, is it really what I said, there is a man hiding in your house."

(End of this chapter)