hilarious soldier king

Chapter 509 Borrow Your Man to Use It!

Time flies.

Three days have passed since the smashing of the car in the blink of an eye. With the running-in of the past few days, the two of them have gradually cultivated some tacit understanding. For example, if you don't like me, I don't like you; When I saw you, I turned my head and walked away...

No, that day Zhang Lan was sitting on the sofa in the living room, watching an idol drama bored, Xu Yan came from the side, sat by the side and watched for a while, feeling very bored, grabbed the remote control and started to change channels.

Zhang Lan looked at Xu Yan, looked at the TV, and then looked at the remote control. When Xu Yan had just dropped the remote control, she grabbed the remote control and switched back to the original program in twos and threes. , she also gave a muffled grunt in protest, and threw the remote control on the table again.

Xu Yan was stunned for a moment, then grabbed the remote control to tune the channel.

The two of you come and go, you want to see this, I want to see that, and they actually started fighting, and what's even more weird is that neither of them intends to hold on to the remote control. The thoughts of arguing with each other are more than the thoughts of watching the show.

After going through this for a while, the remote control fell into Zhang Lan's hands again. She picked up the remote control and switched it back to the original station, and held the remote control in her hand. By coincidence, the idol drama was over and the It's advertising time.

Seeing this, Xu Yan laughed heartily, and said, "Haha, God help me, you have an advertisement here, quickly tune the station back."

Zhang Lan was taken aback, she didn't expect such a coincidence, she confessed at this time, but it was absolutely impossible for her to compromise, she glanced at Xu Yan, and said two words coldly, "No way!"

"What's so interesting about the ad, quickly tune it back." Xu Yan urged.

Zhang Lan confronted, "I just like to watch commercials, can't I? If you don't like to watch them, you don't have to. Did I force you to watch them?"

Did I force you to watch it?

Hearing this, Xu Yan was taken aback for a moment, then rubbed his hands together and said, "Is this okay?"

"Que?"

Zhang Lan looked at Xu Yan suspiciously, but didn't understand what he meant for a while.

"What you said just now, did you force me to read it? Maybe you just said it and you are ready to go back on it." Xu Yan asked back, then shook his head and said, "Oh, the morality of modern people is really getting worse and worse. You actually asked me face to face if you forced me to watch it? Don’t you know it’s immoral to say nothing?”

Uh!
Zhang Lan was stunned for a moment, and soon realized that Xu Yan, a pervert, was full of crazy thoughts, and completely misinterpreted her meaning.

Did she say she forced him to watch it?This coercion obviously means coercion, coercion, which means that she didn't force him to look at it; but when it came to Xu Yan, she interpreted it as a prostitution officer, and it turned out that she was inviting him to see her part …

At this thought, Zhang Lan's face turned red in an instant, glared at Xu Yan viciously, and cursed a series of words, "Rogue, shameless, dirty thoughts..."

After this incident, Zhang Lan didn't have the heart to argue with Xu Yan anymore. She went back to the room angrily, and cursed Xu Yan for a while in the room. She didn't know whether it was from anger or because her body needed it. urgent.

She walked into the bathroom, and flushed the toilet as usual before going to the toilet, but unexpectedly found that the toilet was not flushing.

In a hurry to urinate, she opened the door and went to the bathroom outside, but ran into Xu Yan again, and this guy was also going to the bathroom.

Who is Zhang Lan, facing the clean toilet in her bedroom, and she has to flush it before going to the toilet. Of course, it is impossible for Xu Yan to go first. As soon as he reached the door, Xu Yan stretched out his arms and stopped him.

"Step aside!"

"Do you understand that first come first come first?"

"This is my home, I'll go first!"

"I'm a guest, I'll go first!"

The two started arguing in front of the bathroom. Zhang Lan thought Xu Yan was not pleasing to the eye. Seeing that he was even grabbing the bathroom from her, she said angrily, "You are still not a man, don't you know that women are the priority?"

Xu Yan glanced at Zhang Lan from bottom to top, only to see her slender jade legs wrapped in black stockings, wearing a pair of white slippers, and a bright yellow long skirt, which further accentuated her slender figure, and her long hair. The wet long hair was casually scattered on the back of the head, and there were still some tiny drops of water on it. With the breath, a scent like orchid and musk came to his face. His face was rosy because of bathing and anger, exuding an astonishing fragrance. Beautiful, indescribably provocative.

Just from the appearance, it is indeed very feminine, but the demeanor and tone, but...

Xu Yan curled his lips and said, "I'm sorry, I really didn't think you were a woman!"

As he said that, he squeezed hard, entered the bathroom, and said to Zhang Lan who was glaring at him, "If you are really in a hurry, I don't mind coming together!"

"You... hooligan!" Zhang Lan stomped his feet severely, and went back to the room angrily.

After about four or five minutes like this, she poked her head out again, saw that Xu Yan had left the bathroom, and hurried over, only to find that there was water stains around the toilet, which made her face instantly gloomy, and regardless of convenience, she came out angrily. After entering the bathroom, seeing that Xu Yan was not in the living room, he patted on the door of Xu Yan's room, "Come out!"

"Why?" Xu Yan lazily replied.

"Come out to me!"

Under Zhang Lan's yelling, Xu Yan slowly opened the door, looked at her livid face, and said angrily, "What's the matter? You're yelling, why don't you keep her quiet for a while?"

"What's the matter? Look at what you've done to the toilet!" Zhang Lan said angrily, and walked into the bathroom first.

Xu Yan followed suspiciously, glanced at the toilet, found nothing wrong, and said, "There's nothing wrong!"

"Is there anything wrong?" Zhang Lan's anger began to surge again, "The area around the toilet is dirty by you, it's so disgusting, and you still say that there is nothing wrong, how can you make it convenient for me?"

Xu Yan took a closer look and found that there were some water stains, but they were not obvious. If Zhang Lan said it nicely, it would be fine for him to say sorry, but he was really not used to her with her current attitude, so he rolled his eyes Turning it over, he said: "I'm a man, and I don't pee squatting like you women. Men pee standing up, especially with a water gun like mine with high pressure. It's normal for water to splash outside. It's nothing to make a fuss about. If you feel uncomfortable , you can wipe it yourself!"

Having said that, Xu Yan paused, and muttered, "Besides, I've already drunk it, so why make such a fuss?"

"Rogue, shameless, nasty..."

Zhang Lan was dumbfounded, and it took him a long time to come back to his senses. A series of curses came out, and he looked at Xu Yan's closed door, clenched his fists and shouted: Xu Yan, if you want to make you look good, you must make you look good!

Just when Zhang Lan was in a panic, Qin Xiaoyue came. Seeing her like this, she asked curiously, "What's the matter, you're so angry?"

"It's not that bastard Xu Yan, I'm really pissed off." Zhang Lan said the matter briefly angrily, and then asked Qin Xiaoyue: "By the way, Xiaoyue, why are you here?"

"Come to borrow your man!"

(End of this chapter)