hilarious soldier king

Chapter 520 I am a big girl, where did I get the milk?
Hearing that Xu Yan said that her eyes were hurt, she refused to go to the hospital and instead asked her to find a safe place. Zhang Lan thought for a while and said, "I live in a nearby community. I'll take you there!"

Under the leadership of Zhang Lan, the two left the park and walked towards Zhang Lan's residence.

Ten minutes later, the two arrived at Zhang Lan's residence smoothly. Zhang Lan helped Xu Yan to the sofa in the living room, and said to him, "Sit down, and I'll get a towel to wash your eyes."

After a while, Zhang Lan came back with a basin, put the basin on the table in front of him, and whispered in Xu Yan's ear, "Here is the towel, let me wipe your eyes for you."

"I'll do it myself." Xu Yan said.

"You can't see it now, let me do it." Zhang Lan insisted, put the towel into the basin, rubbed it a little, then fished it out, wrung it clean and prepared to wipe it for him.

Hearing the rattling in the basin, the sound was very crisp, and it didn't sound sticky at all, Xu Yan was puzzled and asked curiously, "Did you pour a basin of oil?"

"What oil? This is water." Zhang Lan looked at Xu Yan strangely, not knowing why he asked that.

"It's water?" Xu Yan exclaimed in shock, and hurriedly turned his face away to avoid the towel stretched out by Zhang Lan, how could he dare to ask her to wipe it for him.

"Yes, it's water." Zhang Lan nodded firmly, and said, "Don't move, I can't wipe it for you like this."

There is no way to wipe it off. If you really let it go on, would it be a bad thing?
Xu Yan cursed inwardly, and raised his voice, "Will you wipe my eyes with water?"

"Yeah, what's the matter?" Zhang Lan asked in confusion, not understanding why he reacted so strongly.

Xu Yan saw a black line on his forehead, and said angrily, "I beg you, I got lime powder in my eyes, and you actually wiped them with water?"

"Is there any problem?" Zhang Lan asked puzzled.

Any questions?

When Xu Yan heard this, his nose almost crooked, and he didn't know whether Zhang Lan was really stupid or just pretending to be stupid.

"The main components of lime powder are calcium hydroxide and calcium oxide. When it encounters water, it will undergo a chemical reaction and generate a lot of heat. What's the problem? Do you think my eyes are not hurt enough?" Xu Yanchou He said with a straight face, his eyes are almost blind here, and he still wants to explain chemistry knowledge to her here, thinking that he is also drunk.

After hearing Xu Yan's explanation, Zhang Lan finally understood, and said awkwardly, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm not very good at chemistry, I didn't expect this."

"Your chemistry was taught by your physical education teacher, right? Is this common sense?" Xu Yan said with a dark face, not even understanding the most basic common sense. I'm sorry for this man.

"I'm sorry, I know I'm wrong." Zhang Lan said coquettishly, with a look of embarrassment.

Xu Yan's eyes were sour, and he didn't bother to bother with her, so he said directly, "Go get the oil."

"What oil?" Zhang Lan asked.

"Rapeseed oil, blended oil, cotton oil, peanut oil, sesame oil... as long as it's edible oil, you can take whatever you want." Xu Yan said a lot in one breath, just because he was afraid that she would make some oolongs again. Xu Yan doesn't have any confidence in his IQ.

After waiting for a while, but Zhang Lan didn't move, Xu Yan urged, "Hurry up, why are you standing there?"

Zhang Lan stuck out her tongue and said embarrassedly: "There is none of what you said."

When Xu Yan heard it, he almost bit off his tongue, and said angrily, "I said Miss, don't you usually eat?
"Eat, of course, I'm not a god, so of course I want to eat." Zhang Lan took it for granted.

"Who cares if you eat or not, hurry up and get me some oil." Xu Yan said impatiently, completely defeated by Zhang Lan.

"Okay, I'll go to the supermarket to buy it immediately."

……

Five 6 minutes later.

Zhang Lan came back from the supermarket, just opened the door, and hurriedly said: "I brought the oil!"

Xu Yan took the oil bottle, unscrewed the cap, smelled a scent of oil, poured some on his hand, felt the stickiness, and felt relieved.

"Don't worry about it, it's oil. I can tell the difference between oil and water," Zhang Lan said.

Xu Yan thought to himself, I'm afraid you won't be able to tell the difference, he has never dared to underestimate the level of Zhang Lan Xiaobai.

Zhang Lan dipped the corner of a towel with oil, and carefully wiped the corners of Xu Yan's eyes. It took more than two minutes before he wiped it again. At this time, Xu Yan had also become a big cat, with white spots and yellow spots on his face. It looks ridiculous.

"How do you feel, are you feeling better?" Zhang Lan asked.

"The eyes are sore, swollen and painful, but they are not as irritating as before." Xu Yan said, and asked Zhang Lan to wipe him again, before sitting on the sofa with his head held high.

After a while, Xu Yan tried his best to open his eyes, but his vision was blurry, and as he opened his eyes, his eyes were so sore that he couldn't help but shed tears.

"What's the matter?" Seeing Xu Yan crying, Zhang Lan asked nervously.

"The lime powder has been cleaned, but I burned my eyes before, and now I can't open them. My eyes are so sore." Xu Yan said bitterly, this feeling of darkness in front of him, and the feeling that he couldn't even open his eyes, really It's too bad.

"Then what should we do, why don't we go to the hospital?" Zhang Lan asked worriedly.

"No, the opponent can grasp the timing accurately, so he must know your whereabouts like the palm of his hand. I'm worried that you have a ghost by your side. If you go to the hospital now, you may be in danger." Xu Yan refused without thinking.

"But your eyes..."

"The lime powder has been cleaned up, so it shouldn't cause any serious problems, as long as it relieves the pain." Xu Yan said something, and asked, "Do you have any eye drops here?"

"Have!"

Zhang Lan nodded, hurriedly ran to the bedroom, and brought out a bottle of eye drops.

After Xu Yan took the drip, he didn't feel any better, so he asked again, "Do you have any milk?"

Zhang Lan ran to the refrigerator again, and brought over several boxes of pure milk yogurt.

However, after Xu Yan washed his eyes with pure milk, the effect was not very good, and he still felt that his eyes were sore.

"How is it, is it useful?"

"It didn't work." Xu Yan shook his head and said.

"Then is there any way to relieve the dry eyes?" Zhang Lan asked.

Originally, Zhang Lan was just asking casually, but Xu Yan thought about it, and then nodded and said, "There is really a way."

"any solution?"

"Milk!"

"Milk?"

"Yes, Grandma, those electric welders were burned by the welding arc, and their eyes were the same as mine. They were so astringent that they couldn't open them at all. But after washing them with milk for a few times, they would be fine the next day. I think since the milk is right That kind of burn works, and it should work on mine."

"Then wash it quickly, there is a box of milk here." Zhang Lan urged.

"I'm not talking about this kind, but milk, a woman's milk." Xu Yan looked at Zhang Lan and said.

Seeing Xu Yan looking at her, Zhang Lan raised her hand and declared, "Don't look at me, I am still a big girl, I have never given birth to a child, and I have no milk."

(End of this chapter)