hilarious soldier king

Chapter 540
"These people act suspiciously, could it be..."

On this day, Xu Yan was on patrol again and noticed a few people acting suspiciously. His heart skipped a beat, and such a thought flashed through his mind, and he followed them quickly.

Although he wasn't sure if these people were gangsters or not, this was the most suspicious person he had found so far. Naturally, he would not let it go. Of course, he didn't notify the squadron leader, because he was still uncertain after all.

Just like that, Xu Yan followed without a trace, secretly looking at the kindergarten while walking forward, only to find that this kindergarten is not small in scale, it is decorated extremely high-grade, and its name is Chenxi.

Dawn!

The twilight after dawn, the future is bound to bloom with light and heat, the name is quite meaningful.

Of course, Xu Yan put aside this thought as soon as he thought about it. The most urgent thing now is to observe the terrain and catch up with the four men to find out if they are criminals.

The four men did not walk slowly, and soon came to the entrance of the kindergarten. One of them said something to the security guard, and the four entered directly.

Xu Yan's eyes flickered, and he took another look at the security guard, guessing whether there was any connection between the security guard and the other party, but he dismissed the idea in an instant, because in front of Chenxi Kindergarten, parents brought their children in one after another, and they looked like Have a parent meeting.

"Open parents!"

As Xu Yan muttered, he became more and more skeptical. This kindergarten was clearly of a high standard, and today there was a parent-teacher meeting. Many parents accompanied their children. If he was a criminal, he would most likely choose this place.

With this in mind, Xu Yan strode in, ready to sneak in for confirmation, but just as he reached the door, he was stopped by the security guard, "Hello, sir, this is a private kindergarten, non-staff of the school and parents of students are not allowed to enter .”

"Fuck, I'm really full. Instead of intercepting suspicious people, they intercept me instead."

Xu Yan slandered inwardly, but he also knew that this was the other party's responsibility, because he was too young, he was not yet 20 years old, and compared with those parents of students who were in their [-]s and [-]s, he was too conspicuous.

It is undeniable that it is possible to be a father at the age of 20, and it is also possible for the child to go to kindergarten. It is enough to be a father at the age of sixteen or seventeen. But that kind of situation mostly happens in backward areas. In a modern city like Donghai City, this kind of situation is very rare. Yes, at least the security guards didn't see him, so he was stopped.

But understanding is understanding, the method is still to think about, and you must go in, and you must go in without arousing the other party's suspicion, otherwise you will increase a lot of resistance if you want to go in and investigate.

These may be very difficult for ordinary people, but it is not difficult for Xu Yan, this cargo plane becomes unparalleled, and this is what it is best at.

Therefore, the first time he was stopped, he frowned, and thought of a countermeasure, and said casually, "I am a student uncle, and my sister brought her nephew. My sister will be there later."

Why is it said that it is a student uncle instead of a student uncle? This is not just casually, but based on previous observations and comprehensive considerations.

Many of those who bring their children to parent-teacher meetings are couples, but there are also many mothers who come alone. This kind of proportion is not small, far greater than the proportion of children’s fathers who come alone. One reason is that men are more vigilant, and it is far more difficult than women to take the opportunity to sneak in.

The security guard didn't know, and for a moment Xu Yan's mind was full of twists and turns. Hearing what he said, he didn't let him in, nor chased him away, and let him wait outside the door.

Xu Yan rubbed his nose, looked around, and secretly looked for a target. After two couples brought their children into the kindergarten, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he found a target that could be used. It was a fashionable hot mom in her thirties, holding a A little boy of three or four years old, with red lips and white teeth, walked towards this side.

After determining the goal, Xu Yan began to perform.

Seeing the fashionable hot mom approaching from a distance, Xu Yan deliberately hooked his lips and showed a smile that the security could clearly see, in order to weaken the other party's suspicion and make the other party think that the person he was waiting for was coming; then he calculated the distance , when the fashion hot mom was still seven or eight steps away from him, she suddenly said, "Sister, you are here, why are you so slow", and then walked towards the other party.

Why is it seven or eight steps?This distance is also important.

When speaking, the distance is seven or eight steps, and there are only four or five steps left after a sentence is finished. In addition, he walked directly to meet the other party, without giving the fashion hot mom time and opportunity to speak, he came to her side.

Of course, this alone is not enough. When a stranger approaches suddenly, even if you are handsome and smiling happily, the other party will still be on guard and ask questions after a short period of confusion.

Of course, Xu Yan had expected this kind of situation long ago, he still has a trump card, which is also the trick he relies on for success, not hijacking, not threatening, but pinching!
That's right, pinching!

Pinching is not pinching the chest, but pinching the butt. Of course, this ass is definitely not the adult's. If he dares to pinch the adult's butt, he will probably be slapped and scolded as a pervert immediately. Then don't mention any plans. boy's ass.

Xu Yan had a bright smile on his face, but he secretly pinched the little boy's buttocks and squeezed them hard.

Wow!
Under the pain, the little boy burst into tears.

This time, the hot and fashionable mother also ignored Xu Yan, but looked at the little boy in her arms with pity, and said, "Be good, Xiaobao, don't cry..."

"What's the matter, why are you crying?"

Xu Yan pretended to be intimate, with a concerned expression on his face, but his hands continued to move. He squeezed the little boy's buttocks and put more effort into it.

Wow!
The little boy cried even harder, and his little buttocks twitched accordingly, making Xu Yan almost unable to hold it with his hands.

"You're so old, you're still crying, and your classmates will see you when you turn around, so be careful they laugh at you." Xu Yan said hypocritically, and said to the fashion hot mom, "Sister, the parent meeting is about to start, let's go in quickly."

The fashion hot mom frowned, and was about to say who your sister is, but Xu Yan said first, "Don't stare, I won't talk anymore, I won't be so close to you, that's fine."

Saying that, Xu Yan took a few steps away from the fashionable hot mom, and walked towards the kindergarten first. The security guard saw him smiling, and saw him talking about a sister. He called him affectionately, and thought he was really an uncle of a little boy. This time, he didn't stop him and let him in directly.

Seeing Xu Yan leave, and the baby crying so much that she was about to say it, the fashionable mother took it back, patted the little boy on the back, and said pityingly, "Be good, Xiaobao, don't cry, mommy hurts. "

Seeing that the child was still crying, she deliberately threatened, "Why are you crying again? Didn't I say that, you are a man, you can't cry at every turn."

After being told by his mother, and the pain in his butt was not so great, the little boy stopped crying, but he still choked a little, his flabbergasted face was covered with teardrops, not to mention how pitiful he was.

"Mom, Xiaobao's butt hurts!" the little boy said aggrievedly.

"Why does the butt hurt?" the fashionable hot mom wondered, and took a look, her face suddenly became gloomy, and she saw a red patch on the child's buttocks, which looked shocking.

"How did you do this?" The fashionable hot mom asked coldly.

"That uncle pinched it just now, Xiaobao hurts so much." Baobao sobbed, and began to curl his lips as he spoke.

When the fashionable mom heard this, her brows stood erect and she whispered angrily, "You bastard, you bully even children, don't let me see you again!"

PS: It's the end of the month, ask for a monthly pass!
Serious statement, what kind of parents and elders let the child look after the child, in order to go out to play, deliberately pinch the child's buttocks, make him cry non-stop, and then shirk and say that I can't do it, I have never done it!

(End of this chapter)