hilarious soldier king

Chapter 546 Give birth to ten or eight sons!

"You just need to forgive me. I'm going home tonight, and I'll cook live fish for you, okay?"

Xu Yan's words resounded in Zhong Ming's ears, and she couldn't help but roll her eyes. This bastard was speaking politely, but would she dare not agree?
Because this is not really to be a fish, but to be those robbers!

"I forgive you, but I'm not very good at eating live fish three times. You have to teach me." Zhong Ming said, his voice was erratic, and it was difficult to distinguish between emotions and anger.

"Honey, are you willing to forgive me?" Xu Yan said pleasantly.

"kindness!"

"No regrets?"

"No regrets."

"You have to promise me that if you go back on your word, you will give me ten or eight sons in the future."

The corners of Zhong Ming's lips twitched, and her face began to turn black again. This bastard, if she is not a sow, she will give birth to ten or eight sons. She will not have any, otherwise she will be like him. She will not be angry die.

Suddenly, Zhong Ming came to his senses, his cheeks blushed, and he spat at himself secretly, "Bah, bah, what are you thinking, Zhong Ming!"

"Honey, if you don't say anything, I'll take it as your agreement." Xu Yan said again, but seeing no objection from Zhong Ming, he said directly, "I'll tell you how to eat live fish three times."

On the other side of the walkie-talkie, Zhong Ming was shocked and gestured to Ji Xu, who nodded to show that he was listening.

"Wife, live fish should be eaten three times. You should pay attention to a certain heat. Cut the fish into three sections and let them distribute naturally. Then the heat will be wrong. You should find a way to leave the last two sections at the back of the pot, and the first section for cooking." In the front, the fire is naturally different before and after, and the taste is just right..."

Xu Yan explained the location of the robber in the car by talking about how to make fish, and then reminded emphatically: "By the way, it seems that there is no salt at home. You must remember to buy a bag in advance, otherwise there will be no food. gotta do it."

This obviously told Zhong Ming that there were three people inside the car, but there were still people outside the car, so we must get rid of the people outside first, otherwise nothing will be discussed.

When Zhong Ming heard her words, she immediately understood, nodded and said, "I see, I will buy salt in advance, and I will prepare dishes for you, you must come back."

Just when Zhong Ming was about to hang up, Xu Yan suddenly said, "Wait a minute!"

"What else?"

"Honey, I'm so scared, can you give me a kiss?"

"... "

Zhong Ming was unwilling to say anything more to Xu Yan when he heard him talking nonsense, but in order to avoid the suspicion of the three thieves, she still confessed and then cut off the communication.

After everything was over, Xu Yan handed the walkie-talkie to the man with a mole, and said, "Brother, thank you so much. Thanks to you, my wife and I can reconcile."

The man with the mole shook his head and told him to go back to his seat. Because of what he said before, he had completely dispelled his doubts, thinking that Xu Yan was just an ordinary person.

Just when Xu Yan turned around and was about to return to his seat, the robber at the back of the car suddenly said, "Hey, no, I clearly remember that the three meals of live fish are cooked separately, not cooked together."

"Did you remember wrongly?" Hearing this, Xu Yan stopped and said with a slight frown.

"Impossible. I used to be a cook. I have eaten live fish three times. How could I remember it wrong?" the robber retorted.

Xu Yan was taken aback for a moment, thinking that there is everything in this world. He met three robbers, and one of them was a cook.

An ordinary person would definitely be flustered when encountering such a situation, but who is Xu Yan, in the face of such an unexpected situation, he just rolled his eyes and said calmly: "I didn't expect big brother to have such a skill, But what you are talking about is a common practice, we are from the Northeast, and the three meals of live fish in the lump are made like this, and my wife loves the fish I cook the most." Xu Yan explained, seeing the cook and the robber The doubts gradually dissipated, and he thanked: "Just now, thank you, brother, for letting me talk to my wife."

In the past, Xu Yan really worked hard to pretend to be a fool. He has dabbled in dialects of many places. Now when he speaks Northeast dialect, he is at his fingertips.

Saying this, the doubts that the mole boy had just raised slowly disappeared. Seeing this, Xu Yan turned around and returned to his seat, and sat down next to Xiaobao Mama again, feeling her trembling and fear, and gently Take two shots.

"I don't know what Zhong Ming will do in the future?" Xu Yan sat on the seat, thinking wildly, curious about what actions they would take in the future, and what role he would play in it.

"Snapped!"

I don't know how long it took, but suddenly there was a sound of a gavel slapping the table in the entire carriage, and immediately there was Bao Qingtian's majestic voice, "Bold and unreasonable, I haven't summoned you from the truth..." The voice was actually coming from the car speaker. outgoing.

The sudden sound made the faces of the three thieves turn green with fright. Among them, the cook and the robber were trembling and almost fell to the ground. There was no sound in the whole carriage, only Bao Qingtian's impassioned voice It was reverberating, making people's eardrums numb.

"This is too talented!"

The corners of Xu Yan's lips twitched, and his stomach burst into laughter. Unexpectedly, Zhong Ming and the others used this method to attract the attention of the robbers, but even he had to admit that this method was extremely effective.

Sure enough, the man with the mole frowned and scolded: "What the hell, what's going on, third son, go and have a look, what's going on outside?"

The third cook and robber nodded, walked past Xu Yan, opened the curtain beside him, and looked outside.

At this time, the car was in the field, and the sight was wide open. The third son saw it, and his eyes widened immediately.

"Oh, my god, female... female hero..." the third son stammered, his eyes stared straight.

"What's the situation, third son?" The man with the mole asked in confusion, very curious, but he also knew what he and others were doing now, so he suppressed the urge to look over and asked.

"Boss, look quickly, a heroine is coming outside." The third son pointed out the window and shouted excitedly to the black mole man.

"Your sister, woman, what nonsense are you talking about, hurry up and talk about it, what happened next?" the black mole man gave Sanzi a fierce look and said.

"No, I didn't lie to you, boss. A heroine really came. She was riding a steed, wearing ancient costumes, and a fiery red cape. She held a sword in her left hand..." Sanzi He stared and said.

The man with the mole was taken aback for a moment, and then said in a bad mood: "A heroine? Riding a horse? Carrying a sword, do you think this is acting in a film and television city?"

"Is there such a thing?" Another robber at the front also became curious when he heard the words, and quickly walked towards the third son, and came to the back row of the meeting room in twos and twos.

The man with the mole was in a sluggish state, and he didn't pay attention to the robber for a while. When the robber walked quickly, for a moment, his body blocked the man with the mole. Suddenly, he knew that the opportunity had come, he suddenly stretched out his left hand, and shot decisively!
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