hilarious soldier king
Chapter 550 Bringing Girlfriend to Meet Parents!
Chapter 550 Bringing Girlfriend to Meet Parents!
Time flies.
Another week passed in the blink of an eye.
During this period of time, the relationship between Xu Yan and Zhong Ming gradually stabilized. Although the two of them didn't have much contact time, couldn't speak a few words a day, and sometimes they could only look at each other from a distance, there was a sense of warmth in it.
On this day, it was the weekend again, Xu Yan was about to ask Zhong Ming out to confirm their relationship, but he received a call from home.
"Mom, why are you calling at this time?" Xu Yan answered the phone in doubt.
"Why, I don't seem happy to hear what you said. Could it be that my mother calls you, and do you still need to share time?" Xu Ma scolded.
As soon as he heard what his mother said, Xu Yan knew that he had said something wrong, so he quickly changed his words and said, "Look at what you said, it's too late for my son to be happy. I called to say hello, but I didn't expect you to call..."
"You little cunning, just pick up something nice to make me happy." Mother Xu scolded with a smile.
"Mom, I'm so sad when you say that. You think I'm coaxing you when I speak from the bottom of my heart?" Xu Yan pretended.
"It's been a long time since I didn't know how to call home, but now you say you miss me. I believe you are the one to blame." Xu's mother curled her lips, knowing him too well.
The lie was exposed, Xu Yan couldn't help but hesitate, but he was so thick-skinned, he was just taken aback, and then he returned to normal, his eyes rolled, "I wanted to give you a surprise, but since you said so, then I will I have to say it in advance, I'm about to finish this part of my work, how about I ask for leave and go back to see you when I have a chance?"
"really?"
"Of course, you don't know. I miss you a lot recently, and I can't help drooling when I think of the food you cook."
"I thought I really missed me, but you want to eat my cooking?"
"That's what you did too."
I have to say that Xu Yan's mouth is very powerful. When his mouth is poisonous, he can make people mad, but when his mouth is sweet, he can make people laugh.
No, his mouth was like smearing honey, and with just a few words, he made Xu's mother so happy, with smiles on the corners of her eyes and brows.
"Forget that you can talk." Xu's mother said something approvingly, and then she turned to the business, "Don't be poor, let me tell you something."
Xu Yan sang aloud, and said, "Please tell Lafayette!"
"You're old and young, and it's time to find a girlfriend." Mother Xu said.
Xu Yan was taken aback for a moment, wondering if his mother knew about his affair with Zhong Ming, but it shouldn't be, he didn't spread it everywhere.
Just when Xu Yan was puzzled, he heard Xu's mother say, "Aunt Wang in our neighborhood, do you still remember that she has a distant cousin niece who just graduated from university, and the conditions are pretty good..."
"and many more!"
Xu Yan interrupted her, why didn't he understand at this moment, mother didn't know about him and Zhong Ming, but wanted to introduce him to someone.
"Mom, you're overly concerned about finding someone for me right now." Xu Yan said, hesitating whether to tell her that he already has a crush on women.
"I'm your mother, so of course I have to take care of it." Xu's mother took it for granted, "You're old and young, and it's time to talk about someone. The army is full of men, and the army stipulates that you can't fall in love with girls near the station. I won't help you take a look, because you don't know that you have to wait until the year of the monkey."
Hearing this, Xu Yan became unhappy. Hearing the meaning of this, why is it so wrong? It's as if he couldn't find a girlfriend on his own. If there are more women who like him, let's go.
It's a matter of a man's face, Xu Yan of course couldn't bear it, and directly retorted, "Mom, you look down on people too much, your son and I are very popular, there are so many women who like me, there is no need for a blind date." Bar."
Xu's mother followed suit and said, "Son, even though we are excellent, we can't take it lightly. Now the ratio of men to women is seriously out of balance. Men outnumber women by tens of millions. In the future, there will be tens of millions of men who will not be able to get wives." , as a single dog for the rest of my life, although we are not worried about not finding a wife, we have to start early, otherwise all the good ones will be picked away."
"You think you're looking for someone to go to the vegetable market to buy vegetables. If you go late, you get picked away?" Xu Yan rolled his eyes.
"Almost, anyway, you have to hurry up." Mother Xu said.
After all, my mother still didn't believe him, Xu Yan couldn't help but said: "Mom, you don't have to worry about your partner, I already have a girlfriend."
"Have a girlfriend?" Xu's mother was overjoyed at first, and then doubted: "Could it be that you lied to me?"
"How come, do you think I will lie to you about this?"
Seeing Xu Yan's words were affirmative, Xu's mother was convinced, and became interested, and hurriedly asked, "Tell me quickly, how old is she, where is she from, what does she do, how tall is she, how much does she weigh, and is she pretty? How's your temper..."
Mother Xu asked more than a dozen questions in one breath, but she was still talking.
Xu Yan's head got dizzy when he heard it, and he stopped him: "Mom, Mom, you ask so many questions in one go, how can I answer them?"
"Answer one by one, in detail."
Under Xu's mother's urging, Xu Yan thought about it and told about Zhong Ming's situation, "Her name is Zhong Ming, she is 23 this year, and she is also a soldier of our Longya Base..."
"23, three years older than you, a bit older." Mother Xu interrupted him.
Xu Yan's heart skipped a beat, and he wondered if his mother objected. Fifteen or sixteen, younger than me."
Sure enough, when Mother Xu heard this, she shook her head and said, "Let's forget it, let's be three years older, I know it hurts."
"You go on to say, how tall is she, is she beautiful, and what is her personality like?"
"She is 1.7 meters tall and weighs one hundred and one catties. As for her appearance, she is the most beautiful woman in our army. You can imagine her appearance."
"1.7 meters two, one hundred and one catties, and a military flower, it should be pretty good." Xu's mother muttered, and then asked a lot of things. After Xu Yan answered them one by one, the more she listened, the more interested she was. Said: "Today happens to be the weekend, take it home and show us, and let mom check it out for you."
"Mom, I'm in the army, you think I'm working in a factory, and you leave if you want to leave?"
At first, Xu Yan thought that saying this would dispel his mother's thoughts, but he obviously underestimated his mother's impatience, "It's okay, let your father ask for leave, he was there before, and many of the current leaders are him. Soldiers who have led before."
Seeing what his mother said, it was obvious that he had made up his mind, Xu Yan thought for a while and said, "Forget it, I'd better ask for leave by myself, and don't let Dad say hello, it won't affect well."
"Then you can ask for leave yourself." Xu's mother nodded, and suddenly thought of something, and said: "By the way, this time, don't say that your father is dying, he is old-fashioned, if you don't mind this, just say Your mother is dying, um, I miss my daughter-in-law so much."
"... "
(End of this chapter)
Time flies.
Another week passed in the blink of an eye.
During this period of time, the relationship between Xu Yan and Zhong Ming gradually stabilized. Although the two of them didn't have much contact time, couldn't speak a few words a day, and sometimes they could only look at each other from a distance, there was a sense of warmth in it.
On this day, it was the weekend again, Xu Yan was about to ask Zhong Ming out to confirm their relationship, but he received a call from home.
"Mom, why are you calling at this time?" Xu Yan answered the phone in doubt.
"Why, I don't seem happy to hear what you said. Could it be that my mother calls you, and do you still need to share time?" Xu Ma scolded.
As soon as he heard what his mother said, Xu Yan knew that he had said something wrong, so he quickly changed his words and said, "Look at what you said, it's too late for my son to be happy. I called to say hello, but I didn't expect you to call..."
"You little cunning, just pick up something nice to make me happy." Mother Xu scolded with a smile.
"Mom, I'm so sad when you say that. You think I'm coaxing you when I speak from the bottom of my heart?" Xu Yan pretended.
"It's been a long time since I didn't know how to call home, but now you say you miss me. I believe you are the one to blame." Xu's mother curled her lips, knowing him too well.
The lie was exposed, Xu Yan couldn't help but hesitate, but he was so thick-skinned, he was just taken aback, and then he returned to normal, his eyes rolled, "I wanted to give you a surprise, but since you said so, then I will I have to say it in advance, I'm about to finish this part of my work, how about I ask for leave and go back to see you when I have a chance?"
"really?"
"Of course, you don't know. I miss you a lot recently, and I can't help drooling when I think of the food you cook."
"I thought I really missed me, but you want to eat my cooking?"
"That's what you did too."
I have to say that Xu Yan's mouth is very powerful. When his mouth is poisonous, he can make people mad, but when his mouth is sweet, he can make people laugh.
No, his mouth was like smearing honey, and with just a few words, he made Xu's mother so happy, with smiles on the corners of her eyes and brows.
"Forget that you can talk." Xu's mother said something approvingly, and then she turned to the business, "Don't be poor, let me tell you something."
Xu Yan sang aloud, and said, "Please tell Lafayette!"
"You're old and young, and it's time to find a girlfriend." Mother Xu said.
Xu Yan was taken aback for a moment, wondering if his mother knew about his affair with Zhong Ming, but it shouldn't be, he didn't spread it everywhere.
Just when Xu Yan was puzzled, he heard Xu's mother say, "Aunt Wang in our neighborhood, do you still remember that she has a distant cousin niece who just graduated from university, and the conditions are pretty good..."
"and many more!"
Xu Yan interrupted her, why didn't he understand at this moment, mother didn't know about him and Zhong Ming, but wanted to introduce him to someone.
"Mom, you're overly concerned about finding someone for me right now." Xu Yan said, hesitating whether to tell her that he already has a crush on women.
"I'm your mother, so of course I have to take care of it." Xu's mother took it for granted, "You're old and young, and it's time to talk about someone. The army is full of men, and the army stipulates that you can't fall in love with girls near the station. I won't help you take a look, because you don't know that you have to wait until the year of the monkey."
Hearing this, Xu Yan became unhappy. Hearing the meaning of this, why is it so wrong? It's as if he couldn't find a girlfriend on his own. If there are more women who like him, let's go.
It's a matter of a man's face, Xu Yan of course couldn't bear it, and directly retorted, "Mom, you look down on people too much, your son and I are very popular, there are so many women who like me, there is no need for a blind date." Bar."
Xu's mother followed suit and said, "Son, even though we are excellent, we can't take it lightly. Now the ratio of men to women is seriously out of balance. Men outnumber women by tens of millions. In the future, there will be tens of millions of men who will not be able to get wives." , as a single dog for the rest of my life, although we are not worried about not finding a wife, we have to start early, otherwise all the good ones will be picked away."
"You think you're looking for someone to go to the vegetable market to buy vegetables. If you go late, you get picked away?" Xu Yan rolled his eyes.
"Almost, anyway, you have to hurry up." Mother Xu said.
After all, my mother still didn't believe him, Xu Yan couldn't help but said: "Mom, you don't have to worry about your partner, I already have a girlfriend."
"Have a girlfriend?" Xu's mother was overjoyed at first, and then doubted: "Could it be that you lied to me?"
"How come, do you think I will lie to you about this?"
Seeing Xu Yan's words were affirmative, Xu's mother was convinced, and became interested, and hurriedly asked, "Tell me quickly, how old is she, where is she from, what does she do, how tall is she, how much does she weigh, and is she pretty? How's your temper..."
Mother Xu asked more than a dozen questions in one breath, but she was still talking.
Xu Yan's head got dizzy when he heard it, and he stopped him: "Mom, Mom, you ask so many questions in one go, how can I answer them?"
"Answer one by one, in detail."
Under Xu's mother's urging, Xu Yan thought about it and told about Zhong Ming's situation, "Her name is Zhong Ming, she is 23 this year, and she is also a soldier of our Longya Base..."
"23, three years older than you, a bit older." Mother Xu interrupted him.
Xu Yan's heart skipped a beat, and he wondered if his mother objected. Fifteen or sixteen, younger than me."
Sure enough, when Mother Xu heard this, she shook her head and said, "Let's forget it, let's be three years older, I know it hurts."
"You go on to say, how tall is she, is she beautiful, and what is her personality like?"
"She is 1.7 meters tall and weighs one hundred and one catties. As for her appearance, she is the most beautiful woman in our army. You can imagine her appearance."
"1.7 meters two, one hundred and one catties, and a military flower, it should be pretty good." Xu's mother muttered, and then asked a lot of things. After Xu Yan answered them one by one, the more she listened, the more interested she was. Said: "Today happens to be the weekend, take it home and show us, and let mom check it out for you."
"Mom, I'm in the army, you think I'm working in a factory, and you leave if you want to leave?"
At first, Xu Yan thought that saying this would dispel his mother's thoughts, but he obviously underestimated his mother's impatience, "It's okay, let your father ask for leave, he was there before, and many of the current leaders are him. Soldiers who have led before."
Seeing what his mother said, it was obvious that he had made up his mind, Xu Yan thought for a while and said, "Forget it, I'd better ask for leave by myself, and don't let Dad say hello, it won't affect well."
"Then you can ask for leave yourself." Xu's mother nodded, and suddenly thought of something, and said: "By the way, this time, don't say that your father is dying, he is old-fashioned, if you don't mind this, just say Your mother is dying, um, I miss my daughter-in-law so much."
"... "
(End of this chapter)
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