hilarious soldier king

Chapter 552 Bringing Girlfriend to Meet Parents 3
"Promise, don't sit in the living room and peel a few cloves of garlic.

"Promise, wash some dishes."

"Promise, this dish is cooked, take it out, remember to cover it with a cover, don't let it get cold."

One after another voices came from Xu's house. Mother Xu was busy preparing meals in the kitchen. Not only was she busy running around, but she also called out promises from time to time, so that he couldn't stop.

In this way, after working all morning, it was almost the same, and there was only the last soup left. Mother Xu simmered it over a slow fire, and told Xu Nuo, "Please keep an eye on the soup in the pot, and I will go to touch up the makeup." .”

"I'm an old woman, why do I need to put on makeup?" Xu Nuo shook his head and muttered.

This can be regarded as stabbing a hornet's nest, Xu's mother exploded all of a sudden, pointing to Xu Nuo and asked, "Xu Nuo, what do you mean by that, do you think I am old?"

"Where are you thinking, I don't mean that." Xu Nuo frowned.

"I don't mean that, I think that's what you mean, you are heartless, I have worked half my life for this family, and now you despise me..."

Xu Nuo's complexion turned bitter all of a sudden, and he felt like pulling himself out. Why did you say it's nothing to talk about? You've offended this aunt.

However, although the promise is serious and rigid, he is not a fool. A person who can become a special soldier and become the captain of the special warfare brigade is undoubtedly wise. , Xu Nuo didn't dare to be negligent, and hurriedly said: "Look at what you are thinking, I think you are already beautiful enough, so you don't need to touch up your makeup."

Xu's mother was not so easy to be coaxed, she squinted her eyes and said, "You didn't seem to say that before, I heard you say that I am old."

"Old? Impossible, my wife, you are exactly the same as when we first met more than 20 years ago. There is no change at all. How can you be old? You must have heard it wrong." Xu Nuo said categorically and nonsense.

"Bah, I'm not ashamed to be old. I'm still the same as 20 years ago. You treat me as an old goblin." Mother Xu spat at him, but her heart felt sweet.

There is no woman who does not want others to praise her for being young and beautiful, even Xu's mother, who is over fifty years old, is the same, especially if this is said from the mouth of her wife, and this wife has always been not good at words, which is even more commendable.

Seeing Xu's mother's anger subsided, Xu Nuo secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "I'm serious, you look good now, you don't need to touch up your makeup."

"My son is bringing his girlfriend here for the first time, so I have to tidy up and make a good impression on them." Mother Xu explained, and went to touch up her makeup.

This time, the promise didn't dare to stop him. Seeing Xu's mother disappear, he let out a sigh of relief, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and shook his head secretly. It's only heard that ugly daughter-in-law is afraid of seeing her in-laws, but he has never heard of it before. The handsome mother-in-law is afraid of seeing her daughter-in-law.

Jingle Bell!
Just as Xu's mother went in to touch up her makeup and promise to wipe off her sweat secretly, the doorbell suddenly rang.

Xu Nuo was taken aback for a moment, and soon realized that it was his son who had returned, but he immediately responded and did not open the door immediately.Instead, tidy up his appearance first. Although Xu's mother is too concerned, in fact, he himself is not.

Jingle Bell

The doorbell rang again.

This time, Mama Xu was also alarmed. Just hearing the commotion in the bedroom, Mama Xu's voice came out immediately, "Xu Nuo, the doorbell rang. It might be Xu Yan and the others. Go and open the door."

"coming!"

When Xu's mother instructed, Xu Nuo also caressed his throat and answered, and hurried to open the door.

Click!

The door opened, and a gap was quickly opened, revealing a figure standing outside. The one in the front, tall and straight, with a smile on his face, was obviously Xu Yan.

"Dad!" Seeing his father, Xu Yan greeted him affectionately.

"I'm back." Xu Nuo nodded and looked behind Xu Yan.

"My comrades-in-arms Luo Yifei and Jiang Danian." Xu Yan pointed to the two behind him and introduced them.

"Hello Chief!" Luo Yifei and Jiang Danian saluted at the same time, and greeted each other as promised.

Xu Nuo returned a military salute, and then said: "I am no longer in the army, and this is at home, call me uncle."

"dad!"

"Uncle, uh, Dad!"

Luo Yifei called Dad directly, Jiang Danian called Dad first, then realized something was wrong, scratched his head and changed his words.

Xu Nuo nodded and greeted: "Come in!"

When a few people went in, he couldn't help but look outside the door again. The son who had agreed to bring his girlfriend came, but why did he come with two comrades-in-arms?
Seeing that there was no one else outside, Xu Nuo couldn't help asking, "Just the three of you?"

"Well, it's just the three of us." Xu Yan responded, and then greeted Luo Yifei and Jiang Danian, "You're welcome, sit wherever you want, just like in your own home."

After hearing this, Xu Nuo glanced at the direction of the bedroom, and was secretly anxious. This will let Xu's mother know that she has been busy for so long, Xu Yan didn't bring a girlfriend, but only brought two comrades back, maybe what will happen to her?
Wang Wang Wang!
After Xu Yan entered the door, the cute dog Haha approached him, circling around him excitedly, and crawling on top of him from time to time.

"Haha, did you miss me?" Xu Yan squatted down and hugged Haha with both hands.

Wang Wang!

Haha exclaimed twice excitedly.

"That's what you said haha, it's really cute." Luo Yifei said, and asked for a hug haha.

Xu Yan was about to hand Haha over, but Haha suddenly yelled, and kept pulling back his upper body, as if unwilling to get close to Luo Yifei.

"Haha, this is Luo Yifei, let him give you a hug." Xu Yan introduced.

It's just that he didn't introduce it, but this introduction, Haha was even more reluctant, it barked even more fiercely, the small and cute dog's head shook like a rattle, pitifully barking at Xu Yan.

"What's going on here? Didn't you say that it is very smart and can understand human speech? Why..." Luo Yifei wondered, puzzled by Haha's actions.

Xu Yan listened for a while, and suddenly laughed, "It thinks you are too stupid, afraid of infecting it."

"Are you stupid?" Luo Yifei retorted.

"Don't believe me?" Xu Yan pursed his lips, and then said to Haha: "Haha, let him hug you? Don't be afraid, stupidity is not contagious."

Wang Wang!

Haha shook his head and barked twice, as if he couldn't fool it.

"I'm not going to lie to you, stupidity is really not contagious, and even if it is contagious, you are so smart, a hug won't make you stupid, let him hug you, and I'll take you to pick up girls later, okay?"

After hearing Xu Yan's words, Haha hesitated a few times, then raised his left front paw to compare with Xu Yan.

Seeing this, Xu Yan solemnly promised, "Okay, just for a moment, I promise to take you to pick up girls."

After getting Xu Yan's affirmative answer, Haha reluctantly moved over to him, and Luo Yifei's teeth itch with hatred for that cautious look.

This is really taking him as an idiot to guard against him, and what's more abominable is Xu Yan, how many bad things this guy has to say about him behind his back, in order for Haha, a dog, to have such a big prejudice against him!

(End of this chapter)