hilarious soldier king
Chapter 560 Why bother forcing me to pretend!
Chapter 560 Why bother forcing me to pretend!
Xu's mother was fighting with Liu Juan's mother, but Xu Yan suddenly had a bad feeling, as if something bad was about to happen.
Sure enough, the next moment, Xu's mother was overwhelmed with anger, and said to him: "Xu Yan, you call that Bai Fumei who is chasing you, that Zhang Lan, and ask her to come over."
Uh!
Xu Yan paused, and then smiled wryly.
Who said that only a woman's sixth sense is as good as a man's sixth sense, okay? But now he can't be proud at all. On the contrary, he wants to hit the wall, and he is really afraid of something.
Call Zhang Lan, don't be ridiculous, let alone Zhang Lan doesn't know where she is now, and calling her won't help, even if she can fly over when she receives the call, he can't call her ah.
If I let her know that I actually went on a blind date, I'm not going to laugh myself to death. Of course, the most important thing is that it's too late for him to hide from her, and let him take the initiative to call to provoke her. Wouldn't it be self-inflicted? God knows what will happen , and what would Zhong Ming think when he found out?
Just thinking about these Xu Yan's scalp tingles, it's too scary, absolutely can't do this!
So, he persuaded in a low voice: "Mom, forget it, I told you before, I don't like people, please trouble them, they are not suitable, and they also have jobs, so they may not have time..."
Speaking of this, he noticed that his mother's face was not right, so he immediately changed his words and said: "Of course, even if she has a job, if I call, she will definitely push me over, but this is too much trouble for others, besides, she is now I don’t know where it is, it will take a long time to come here, in order to fight for breath, I have to wait here without asking others, it’s not worth it.”
After hearing Xu Yan's reminder, Xu's mother also felt that this was the case, not to mention whether Zhang Lan could come, even if she could, it would take a lot of time to come, and she couldn't wait here all the time, so she borrowed the excuse Get off the donkey and say: "You're right, you can't wait here just to get angry, it's not worth it."
"Yes, it's not worth it," Xu Yan secretly heaved a sigh of relief when his mother let go, hurriedly agreed, and urged his mother to leave.
Xu's mother also felt that it was boring to stay, so she followed him out.
But she was willing to let things go, but Liu Juan's mother over there was unwilling to let it go, and sneered coldly: "Put green onions in the nose of a pig, what kind of big nose is it?"
Xu's mother was not happy now, she turned around and came to Liu Juan's mother, and asked, "Who are you talking about pretending to be?"
"Mom, mom, forget it..." Xu Yan whispered to persuade her, and was about to pull her away, but Xu's mother was really angry this time, and shouted at him: "Let me go, I'm going to ask her today, After all, who is pretending?"
Her face was full of anger, but Liu Juan's mother was not afraid at all, and said with a sneer, "Whoever pretends to know will know, talk big words, and call if you really have the ability."
Xu's mother was so excited by her, so she didn't care, she said directly: "Just call, you wait."
"I'm afraid you won't succeed. I'll wait until tomorrow. I want to see if you can call someone." Liu Juan's mother was tit-for-tat. people.
"Mom, forget it, it's not worth it." Xu Yan persuaded.
Xu's mother didn't listen at all, she glared at him and said: "Forget it, your mother is looked down upon by others, and you actually say forget it."
Xu Yan's face was almost wrinkled into a chrysanthemum. He really knew his mother's character very well. Once she got angry, no one could stop her. make life difficult for.
However, he really didn't want to trouble Zhang Lan. He had only been clean for a few days, and he really didn't want to provoke her again, otherwise it would be troublesome again.
"What should I do?" Xu Yan was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot, frowning hard to think of a solution.
However, this matter is not so easy to think about. He knows a few beauties and a few rich men, but Zhang Lan is the only one who likes him and pursues him.
"If you really can't push it, just call a friend for help." Xu Yan thought to himself, he really didn't want to provoke Zhang Lan anymore.
When he was distressed, Xu's mother saw that he hadn't moved for a long time, and urged her, "Xu Yan, call!"
"mom…"
Xu Yan still wanted to make the last effort, but as soon as he opened his mouth, Xu's mother interrupted him, "Xu Yan, how does mom usually treat you?"
"Good! Very good!" Xu Yan said without hesitation.
"Did mom ask you anything?" Xu's mother asked again.
"No!" Xu Yan said, his face became even more bitter, because he could already predict what Xu's mother would say and what would happen later.
Sure enough, Mother Xu said again: "Then now that my mother is being slapped in the face and asked you to support her, will you agree or not?"
Xu's mother stared at Xu Yan with piercing eyes, fire flickered in her eyes, and her face was indescribably serious.
Facing his mother with such an expression and tone, can Xu Yan say no? Does he dare to say no?
"I'll definitely help!" Xu Yan said without hesitation, and then continued: "But is it really necessary?"
"Don't ask if it's necessary, just say whether to do it or not?" Mother Xu stared at Xu Yan and said, Buddhas fight for a stick of incense, people fight for breath, this time she will fight to the end.
When the two mother and son were communicating, Liu Juan's mother was not at ease being a bystander. Seeing that the two had been talking for a while, but Xu Yan didn't call someone for a long time, she didn't think that he didn't want to cause trouble, but felt that he couldn't call at all. come.
In reality, aren't there many such examples?
He brags in front of his friends that he is awesome, knows everyone, and that if there is something that needs help from someone, just speak up, but when his friend has something to do and needs to find someone to help him, this person suddenly Ziyan stopped, hesitating and pushing three times and four times.
It's better to be direct, to admit that you are bragging, and not familiar with anyone at all, this kind of thing is better, at least others will not count on you anymore.
What's worse is that you want to save face, you obviously don't have any friendship, but you refuse to admit it, or you make a wrong call on purpose, say that you remember the wrong phone number, or push back and say that people are busy and may not be willing to help. It's not worth bothering others with small things, isn't it like Xu Yan?
She believed that Xu Yan was like this, so she pointed at Sang and scolded Huai: "I said some people are really funny, counting on a chicken feather as an arrow, can't they see that it is actually a chicken feather?"
This sentence was like adding fuel to the flames. Xu's mother glanced at her coldly, ignored her, but pointed at Xu Yan, and issued an ultimatum, "Xu Yan, let me ask you one last question, what are you doing on this phone call?" To fight or not to fight, if you say no, I will turn around and leave."
Xu Yan looked at his mother, seeing her chest rising and falling in anger, and there seemed to be moisture in her eyes, his body trembled suddenly.
He believes that as long as he says no now, his mother will definitely turn around and leave, and a dispute will also be resolved, but can he do this?
No!
Because sometimes there are some things, even if you know it is meaningless, you must do it.
So Xu Yan nodded and said, "I'll fight!"
(End of this chapter)
Xu's mother was fighting with Liu Juan's mother, but Xu Yan suddenly had a bad feeling, as if something bad was about to happen.
Sure enough, the next moment, Xu's mother was overwhelmed with anger, and said to him: "Xu Yan, you call that Bai Fumei who is chasing you, that Zhang Lan, and ask her to come over."
Uh!
Xu Yan paused, and then smiled wryly.
Who said that only a woman's sixth sense is as good as a man's sixth sense, okay? But now he can't be proud at all. On the contrary, he wants to hit the wall, and he is really afraid of something.
Call Zhang Lan, don't be ridiculous, let alone Zhang Lan doesn't know where she is now, and calling her won't help, even if she can fly over when she receives the call, he can't call her ah.
If I let her know that I actually went on a blind date, I'm not going to laugh myself to death. Of course, the most important thing is that it's too late for him to hide from her, and let him take the initiative to call to provoke her. Wouldn't it be self-inflicted? God knows what will happen , and what would Zhong Ming think when he found out?
Just thinking about these Xu Yan's scalp tingles, it's too scary, absolutely can't do this!
So, he persuaded in a low voice: "Mom, forget it, I told you before, I don't like people, please trouble them, they are not suitable, and they also have jobs, so they may not have time..."
Speaking of this, he noticed that his mother's face was not right, so he immediately changed his words and said: "Of course, even if she has a job, if I call, she will definitely push me over, but this is too much trouble for others, besides, she is now I don’t know where it is, it will take a long time to come here, in order to fight for breath, I have to wait here without asking others, it’s not worth it.”
After hearing Xu Yan's reminder, Xu's mother also felt that this was the case, not to mention whether Zhang Lan could come, even if she could, it would take a lot of time to come, and she couldn't wait here all the time, so she borrowed the excuse Get off the donkey and say: "You're right, you can't wait here just to get angry, it's not worth it."
"Yes, it's not worth it," Xu Yan secretly heaved a sigh of relief when his mother let go, hurriedly agreed, and urged his mother to leave.
Xu's mother also felt that it was boring to stay, so she followed him out.
But she was willing to let things go, but Liu Juan's mother over there was unwilling to let it go, and sneered coldly: "Put green onions in the nose of a pig, what kind of big nose is it?"
Xu's mother was not happy now, she turned around and came to Liu Juan's mother, and asked, "Who are you talking about pretending to be?"
"Mom, mom, forget it..." Xu Yan whispered to persuade her, and was about to pull her away, but Xu's mother was really angry this time, and shouted at him: "Let me go, I'm going to ask her today, After all, who is pretending?"
Her face was full of anger, but Liu Juan's mother was not afraid at all, and said with a sneer, "Whoever pretends to know will know, talk big words, and call if you really have the ability."
Xu's mother was so excited by her, so she didn't care, she said directly: "Just call, you wait."
"I'm afraid you won't succeed. I'll wait until tomorrow. I want to see if you can call someone." Liu Juan's mother was tit-for-tat. people.
"Mom, forget it, it's not worth it." Xu Yan persuaded.
Xu's mother didn't listen at all, she glared at him and said: "Forget it, your mother is looked down upon by others, and you actually say forget it."
Xu Yan's face was almost wrinkled into a chrysanthemum. He really knew his mother's character very well. Once she got angry, no one could stop her. make life difficult for.
However, he really didn't want to trouble Zhang Lan. He had only been clean for a few days, and he really didn't want to provoke her again, otherwise it would be troublesome again.
"What should I do?" Xu Yan was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot, frowning hard to think of a solution.
However, this matter is not so easy to think about. He knows a few beauties and a few rich men, but Zhang Lan is the only one who likes him and pursues him.
"If you really can't push it, just call a friend for help." Xu Yan thought to himself, he really didn't want to provoke Zhang Lan anymore.
When he was distressed, Xu's mother saw that he hadn't moved for a long time, and urged her, "Xu Yan, call!"
"mom…"
Xu Yan still wanted to make the last effort, but as soon as he opened his mouth, Xu's mother interrupted him, "Xu Yan, how does mom usually treat you?"
"Good! Very good!" Xu Yan said without hesitation.
"Did mom ask you anything?" Xu's mother asked again.
"No!" Xu Yan said, his face became even more bitter, because he could already predict what Xu's mother would say and what would happen later.
Sure enough, Mother Xu said again: "Then now that my mother is being slapped in the face and asked you to support her, will you agree or not?"
Xu's mother stared at Xu Yan with piercing eyes, fire flickered in her eyes, and her face was indescribably serious.
Facing his mother with such an expression and tone, can Xu Yan say no? Does he dare to say no?
"I'll definitely help!" Xu Yan said without hesitation, and then continued: "But is it really necessary?"
"Don't ask if it's necessary, just say whether to do it or not?" Mother Xu stared at Xu Yan and said, Buddhas fight for a stick of incense, people fight for breath, this time she will fight to the end.
When the two mother and son were communicating, Liu Juan's mother was not at ease being a bystander. Seeing that the two had been talking for a while, but Xu Yan didn't call someone for a long time, she didn't think that he didn't want to cause trouble, but felt that he couldn't call at all. come.
In reality, aren't there many such examples?
He brags in front of his friends that he is awesome, knows everyone, and that if there is something that needs help from someone, just speak up, but when his friend has something to do and needs to find someone to help him, this person suddenly Ziyan stopped, hesitating and pushing three times and four times.
It's better to be direct, to admit that you are bragging, and not familiar with anyone at all, this kind of thing is better, at least others will not count on you anymore.
What's worse is that you want to save face, you obviously don't have any friendship, but you refuse to admit it, or you make a wrong call on purpose, say that you remember the wrong phone number, or push back and say that people are busy and may not be willing to help. It's not worth bothering others with small things, isn't it like Xu Yan?
She believed that Xu Yan was like this, so she pointed at Sang and scolded Huai: "I said some people are really funny, counting on a chicken feather as an arrow, can't they see that it is actually a chicken feather?"
This sentence was like adding fuel to the flames. Xu's mother glanced at her coldly, ignored her, but pointed at Xu Yan, and issued an ultimatum, "Xu Yan, let me ask you one last question, what are you doing on this phone call?" To fight or not to fight, if you say no, I will turn around and leave."
Xu Yan looked at his mother, seeing her chest rising and falling in anger, and there seemed to be moisture in her eyes, his body trembled suddenly.
He believes that as long as he says no now, his mother will definitely turn around and leave, and a dispute will also be resolved, but can he do this?
No!
Because sometimes there are some things, even if you know it is meaningless, you must do it.
So Xu Yan nodded and said, "I'll fight!"
(End of this chapter)
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