hilarious soldier king

Chapter 634 Matchmaking!

Raw rice cooked cooked rice!Bongzi gets married!
Hearing these two words, Zhang Lan opened his eyes wide, shocked by Qin Xiaoyue's toughness.

Qin Xiaoyue didn't care about Zhang Lan's reaction. Seeing that she hadn't spoken for a long time, she thought she was thinking about it, so she said to herself, "How about it, am I very witty?"

Zhang Lan rolled his eyelids, and said angrily, "I didn't see wit, but I saw lust!"

At this moment, Qin Xiaoyue was unhappy, and retorted: "Why am I sensual? It's only natural for men and women to love each other, and you are now boyfriend and girlfriend, okay, try love before marriage, you know his length, he understands your depth, It’s more conducive to harmony after marriage, okay?”

Unsurprisingly, the explicit words made Zhang Lan blush, and she stammered, "What's the length and depth, you...why are you so perverted!"

"It's because you're too old-fashioned." Qin Xiaoyue rolled her eyelids and reminded: "Don't blame me for not reminding you, men are lower-body animals. What can tie a man's stomach can tie a man's heart. The tricks are outdated. If you want me to say who can give him happiness in his lower body and who can tie his heart, you don't have to do that. If Zhong Ming really comes back and snatches Xu Yan from you, you can Don't cry to me."

Zhang Lan was still a little hesitant at first, but after hearing Qin Xiaoyue's words, all worries dissipated in an instant, because compared to losing Xu Yan, these are nothing at all.

"how should I do?"

"Cook raw rice into cooked rice, didn't I just say that?"

"How to cook?
"Hey, I said you didn't even ask me to seduce a man?" Qin Xiaoyue rolled her eyes and said angrily, "Then why don't I just arrange it for you?"

Originally, Qin Xiaoyue was just talking out of anger, but Zhang Lan took it seriously, and said pleasantly, "It's great that you are willing to help me arrange it!"

"Forget that I'm afraid of you!" Qin Xiaoyue shook her head feebly, thought for a while and said, "Well, tomorrow night, you and Xu Yan will go to my house for dinner, and I will arrange the rest."

……

The next evening.

Qin Xiaoyue and Zhang Lan were busy in the villa when the doorbell rang suddenly.

"Here we come!" Qin Xiaoyue responded, smiled at Zhang Lan who was beside her, and walked quickly to open the door.

"You're here, come in quickly." Opening the door, seeing that it was indeed Xu Yan, Qin Xiaoyue beckoned him in.

Xu Yan walked in with Qin Xiaoyue, and when he saw Zhang Lan who was busy inside, his eyes lit up. Today, Zhang Lan deliberately dressed up, which made her look even more beautiful.

"Why are you looking at me?" Sensing Xu Yan's fiery gaze, Zhang Lan couldn't help asking.

"You are very beautiful today." Xu Yan said truthfully.

"Really?" Zhang Lan said pleasantly. Tonight, she had carefully dressed up to meet Xu Yan. Now that she heard his praise, her heart was filled with happiness. , to be praised by the man they love is the greatest affirmation for them.

"Ah."

Xu Yan nodded, and was about to say something when Qin Xiaoyue interrupted: "Xu Yan, sit down quickly, don't stand still, although Lan Lan looks very good-looking, and she even put on makeup for an hour for you, but it's okay You can't keep staring at her."

"Xiaoyue." Zhang Lan cast a reproachful glance at Qin Xiaoyue, a little annoyed that she revealed her old background.

"Sit in the living room for a while, the food will be ready soon." Qin Xiaoyue greeted and left.

"I'll help you." Zhang Lan said, wanting to escape from the living room. Ever since Qin Xiaoyue said that the raw rice was cooked, she felt a little uncomfortable when facing Xu Yan.

"I can do it alone. You can chat with Xu Yan in the living room." Qin Xiaoyue directly refused. The main purpose of making this meal today is to bring Xu Yan and Zhang Lan together. Now it is hard for them to have a chance to be alone Of course, Zhang Lan will not be allowed to escape, and she has other arrangements and plans, which need to be carried out behind someone's back, but Zhang Lan cannot be seen through.

When Xu Yan and Zhang Lan were talking in low voices, Qin Xiaoyue carefully looked into the living room. Seeing that the two were talking happily, she didn't pay attention to this side. She quietly took some medicine powder from her body, first dissolved it in water, Then smeared it on the inside of two goblets, and muttered: "With red wine and aphrodisiacs, I don't believe that raw rice can't be cooked!"

After doing all this, Qin Xiaoyue took a peek at the living room again, seeing that neither Xu Yan nor Zhang Lan was looking at this place, and didn't know anything about her drug use, a smirk appeared on the corner of her lips, and she put away the smirk after a while, He straightened his face, and yelled in the direction of the living room, "Dinner is ready."

"Dinner is ready, I'll help." Hearing Qin Xiaoyue's voice, Zhang Lan hurriedly got up to help, and soon six dishes and one soup were placed on the dining table.

Qin Xiaoyue's cooking skills are very good. Although the six dishes and one soup are ordinary home-cooked dishes, and they are not as focused on appearance as the food in restaurants, they smell very fragrant and taste pretty good.

"The food is a bit crude, and it's definitely not different from the hotel's dishes. You can make do with it." Qin Xiaoyue came out of the kitchen, took off her apron and put it aside, and said to Xu Yan with a smile.

"You're too modest. Although I haven't touched this meal yet, it smells very delicious, and it smells like home. I'm almost drooling after seeing it." Xu Yan said.

"You can really talk, no wonder Lan Lan likes you so much." Qin Xiaoyue narrowed her eyes, praised Xu Yan, and then said: "But even if it's drooling, I have to bear it now, I'll get some Glass, let's have some red wine."

Qin Xiaoyue took three cups into the kitchen, and walked out of the kitchen after a while, still holding the three cups in her hand, but two of them were not taken in before, but prepared and added earlier cup.

When Qin Xiaoyue went to the kitchen to wash the cups, Xu Yan had already opened the red wine. Seeing Qin Xiaoyue take out the cup, he smiled and stretched out his hand, saying, "Let me do it."

"No." Qin Xiaoyue hurriedly refused, but two of the three cups were filled with aphrodisiacs. She specially prepared them for Xu Yan and Zhang Lan, so they should not be confused. If Xu Yan was asked to pour the wine, It is not certain who will get the two glasses, and of course he cannot be allowed to pour the wine.

Xu Yan raised his eyebrows and looked at Qin Xiaoyue strangely, not understanding why she was so excited, and Zhang Lan was also a little strange, noticing the strange expressions of the two, Qin Xiaoyue suddenly realized that she was too excited, and hurriedly explained: "Why? If you, the guest, can pour wine, let me do it."

While talking, Qin Xiaoyue took the red wine from Xu Yan's hand, put three glasses in front of her, and poured the wine from left to right, thinking to herself that the ones on the left and right were filled with aphrodisiacs.

Just as Qin Xiaoyue filled the left and middle glasses with wine, Xu Yan reached out to pick up the two wine glasses, put the left glass in front of Zhang Lan, and put the middle glass in front of himself.

"This…"

Qin Xiaoyue became impatient when she saw it. The wine glasses on the left and right were filled with aphrodisiacs, while the one in the middle was not filled with aphrodisiacs. Originally, she planned to distribute the wine glasses out after the three wine glasses were poured, and the left one to the left. Xu Yan on the side, and Zhang Lan on the right, but he didn't expect Xu Yan to do it while she was pouring the wine, and put the unfilled wine glass in the middle in front of himself, what should I do?

Could it be that she and Zhang Lan drank the wine with aphrodisiacs, the two women played lesbian together, or made Xu Yan cheaper together?

(End of this chapter)