Nongmen lady has some fields

Chapter 2835 The joke that came out
"Aunt Han's family fell into the cesspit, I saw it just now, hurry up and save her!" the man repeated.

The reason why I didn't save people when I saw it was because I felt that Mrs. Han was covered in feces and was so disgusting that I ran over to call other members of Old Han's family.

When the old Han's family heard this, except for the disgust in Sanfang's eyes, the others hurried towards the cesspit.

It can't be soaked for a long time if it falls into the cesspit, otherwise there is a possibility of drowning.

In addition, Mrs. Han was so drunk that she probably didn't have the ability to struggle to get up.

Fortunately, not long ago, I discovered it in time, and now I can just pick it up in the past.

After the old Han's family arrived at the cesspit, they quickly grabbed Mrs. Han from the latrine, and a foul smell followed.

The old lady Han was also choked badly, and after being caught, she couldn't stop spitting out urine.

While throwing up, he was also coughing, and it took him a while to recover.

"Cough cough cough, it really choked me to death! It also stinks to death! Hurry up and get some water to rinse my mouth, otherwise I will really be suffocated to death!"

The fifth member of the Han family hurried to get some water, handed it to the old lady Han, and said to the old lady Han, "Mother, come and drink some water!"

Granny Han took the cup, rinsed a few mouthfuls of water quickly, and then spat out.

While throwing up, I felt nauseous at the same time.

The old lady Han's smell was so strong that everyone who got close was overwhelmed, so she quickly pinched her nose.

Father Han said, "I said, old lady, why did you accidentally fall into the cesspit when you were doing well? Fortunately, you were discovered. Otherwise, if you were drowned in the cesspit, it would be so embarrassing to spread the word!"

Mrs. Han also got a little angry, and said to Father Han, "I said you old man is really annoying! It's like I want to fall in, I'm also very pitiful!"

"Okay, okay! Don't talk about it, go to the river to wash it! You are covered in excrement, and you can't wash it at home!"

Mrs. Han curled her lips and muttered, "The river is very cold in this weather! If I go to wash in the river, I will freeze to death! I think you old man just want me to die, right? "

Father Han felt that Mrs. Han was really unreasonable, so he snorted lightly and said, "If I want you to die, I won't pick you up from the cesspit and let you drown, just save you, you It's a sarcastic talk!"

Old Madam Han curled her lips unwillingly, and said nothing more.

Many of the surrounding villagers were secretly smiling.

It was the first time I saw someone fall into a cesspit.It was a very lively thing to watch.

On the other hand, Old Man Han's face was dark and gloomy, and he felt that on such a happy day like Han Yingxue's, Old Lady Han's behavior was too embarrassing for Han Yingxue.

Looking back, many people in the village had jokes.

Because of the stench brought by Mrs. Han and the fact that he was already full, no one could eat any more, and the banquet at Han Yingxue's family began to end.

On the other side, at two or three o'clock in the afternoon, the mighty team returned to Kyoto.

The banquet was held directly in the General's Mansion, and many people came.

There are the royal family, as well as dignitaries and ministers, and it is very lively.

Although Han Yingxue didn't do anything, even after a day's bumpy ride, she was terribly tired.

After finally sending it back to the bridal chamber, there was still nothing to eat.

Xuanyuan Ling was entertaining outside.

(End of this chapter)