Hundreds of millions of heirs force marriage step by step: I don't want you to capture me

Chapter 409 Female benefactor, you just follow the old monk

Xue Zhongyang was tossed by Song Dezhi.If I had known earlier, Xue Zhongyang would not have gone so early to burn incense.

He doesn't believe in these things!

Worship the Bodhisattva made of clay, and your wishes will come true.If it were so easy, people in the world would no longer have to work or work hard, and just worship Bodhisattvas all day long.

"Whoever said that the head stick incense must be effective, as long as the heart is sincere. We are going at dawn."

"Hey, wake up. Let's go now, we may not get the first incense. You are still ink, hurry up!" Song Dezhi hit him and pinched him, Xue Zhongyang sat up suddenly, looking at it with resentment. Looking at her, "If I had known, I would have gone to Hanyuan Temple."

"If you don't propose to go, I'm going too. I'm going to pray to Buddha and ask Buddha to bless my grandma with a long life of eight years old!"

Song Dezhi slapped Xue Zhongyang on the shoulder, and said, "Hurry up! Let me tell you, if I grab the first stick of incense because of your delay, I will never end with you."

Xue Zhongyang dragged Song Dezhi out of bed, washed and changed his clothes, and then went out.

The sky is full of stars outside, and there is no sign of dawn at all. There are insects and dogs barking in my ears.

"It's less than five o'clock, isn't it?"

"04:30!"

"You said five o'clock."

"Hey, I've already woken up, and you're still arguing with me for half an hour, an hour, whether you're a man, you're so fussy."

Song Dezhi dragged Xue Zhongyang forward, Xue Zhongyang glanced at Song Dezhi resentfully, and followed her up the mountain resignedly.

……

The two came to the foot of the mountain, and the eastern sky gradually turned white.It wasn't very bright, but the road under my feet could be seen clearly.

In twos and threes, they are all people who go up the mountain to worship Buddha.

Xue Zhongyang saw the 80-[-]-year-old old man and old lady walking swiftly in front of him, secretly admiring him,
"Hey, hurry up!" Seeing many people walking ahead of them, Song Dezhi urged.

"..."

"Xue Zhongyang, don't you want to be ashamed, look at the uncle and aunt who can climb faster than you!"

Getting up before dawn and climbing the mountain just to burn incense, Xue Zhongyang felt that this was outrageous.

"Hurry up, hurry up..." Song Dezhi held Xue Zhongyang's arm and dragged up the mountain. He passed an old man who was thin and had white hair and beard.

"Young man, your size is not good. You see, you are not as fast as your mother-in-law." The old man joked.

"He didn't wake up. Hehe, in fact, he's in pretty good shape." Song Dezhi explained to the old man, "Hurry up, my old man is laughing at you, don't you feel ashamed."

Xue Zhongyang quickened his pace. It turned out that Song Dezhi was dragging his upper body. As he walked, it became Xue Zhongyang dragging Song Dezhi.

"I'm too tired, take a rest." Song Dezhi stopped in his tracks, crossed his hips, and said out of breath.

"Let's go, if you don't hurry up, the head pillar incense will be gone."

"I'm so tired. I remember. When I was a child, I climbed mountains and went up the mountain in one breath. I didn't have to breathe so much."

"Mrs. Xue, you lack exercise!"

"I'm exhausted, let me take a breath, I feel like my lungs are about to explode." Song Dezhi supported his knees, lowered his head, panting heavily.

"Or, I'll carry you on my back."

Song Dezhi shook his head like a rattle drum, "No, sincerity leads to spirit, I will let you carry it on your back, the Buddha knows that my heart is not sincere, and will not fulfill my wish. In fact, kneeling up step by step, in the Burning a stick of incense in front of the Buddha is the best."

"No, you'd better not do this kind of thing."

The old man caught up with him just now, looked at Song Dezhi, and said with a smile, "Modern young people look like sick people, they only climbed a few steps, and they are panting like this."

Song Dezhi wanted to cry but had no tears.

"Let's go! We must grab the first pillar of incense!" Song Dezhi's competitive spirit was inspired by the old man. He took a sip of honey water and continued to climb the mountain.

"Chinese grandpas are very energetic, and they are in good fitness and mental state, unlike Japanese grandpas, who go to the hospital after retirement." Xue Zhongyang looked at the old people in twos and threes around him, never expecting that their physical condition would be so bad. so good.

Mr. Xue is also in the same grade, and he is already inseparable from drugs. At most, he can practice Tai Chi, and such a high-pressure mountain climbing exercise is beyond his imagination.

"Don't the Japanese pay great attention to health preservation?"

Xue Zhongyang was out of breath. He looked at Song Dezhi and explained: "Japanese men work very hard. In Japan, women don't work, and men are responsible for supporting their families. Therefore, Japanese men are under a lot of pressure."

"The male leads the outside, and the female leads the inside. I think this model is quite good. Although men work in Japan, don't they give men high wages? Those wages are completely enough to support a family."

"Japanese women are very realistic and ruthless. In Japan, although women's social status is very low, they wash clothes, cook and serve their husbands. When men go out to prostitutes, their wives will put condoms in their husbands' briefcases."

"My God? No way?" Song Dezhi couldn't believe how virtuous he was. When her husband went to a prostitute, his wife would help prepare condoms. If she found a condom in his husband's briefcase, she might kill him .

"The Japanese are very tolerant of sex!"

"I know. Japan's AV**** industry is very developed, and all the little girls go to help! The social atmosphere is too bad."

"It's not the same in China! It's just that one is openly legal and the other is illegal underground. China's prostitution industry is a very large group, but the government has been suppressing it. If the Chinese government lets go , I still don’t know what form it will be.”

Song Dezhi was powerless to refute, because it was true.

When there is demand, there is market!
"There used to be a popular saying that the most perfect life in the world is to live in a British house, eat Chinese food, get an American salary, and marry a Japanese woman.I don't want to marry a Japanese woman. "

"why?"

"As I said before, Japanese women are very ruthless. They can only share blessings, not adversity. In Japan, the financial affairs of the family are handed over to women. Japanese men hand in their monthly wages in full. I will take it from my wife when it is time, but I have to pay the bill, play ball, drink... In short, it must be clear."

"Haha... No wonder Japanese women prepare condoms in their husband's bag. How dare you do that? You need money to visit prostitutes, but the money is in the hands of your wife... It's so funny."

Song Dezhi laughed, feeling that Japanese women are full of wisdom.

"Xue Zhongyang, someone who can spend money like you, if you pay for everything, if you don't die of exhaustion, I will too."

"So, I married a Chinese wife." Xue Zhongyang put his arms around Song Dezhi's shoulders, and put his body weight on Song Dezhi's body, "One day, I went bankrupt and became a pauper, and you Won't divorce me and kick me out."

"How do you know I won't?"

"you will not!"

"Don't think too well of me. This is the most poisonous woman's heart. Have you heard this sentence?"

"No!" At least she won't, as long as he treats her well enough, she will follow him wholeheartedly.

Halfway up the mountain, the field of vision suddenly became wider.The air was sweet, like the water of a clear spring. Xue Zhongyang turned around and found that they had left those old men and women behind.

"It seems that Lu Yao knows that horsepower can meet people's hearts for a long time."

"what?"

Xue Zhongyang looked back at those old men and women, and explained: "We left those who just walked in front outside behind."

Song Dezhi understood what he meant, "Don't use idioms indiscriminately! Lu Yao knows that horsepower can see people's hearts for a long time, which means that people get along with each other for a long time, and then they know whether the other party is a good person or a bad person."

"Then am I a good guy or a bad guy?"

"Bad man!"

Xue Zhongyang frowned slightly, "What's wrong with me?"

Song Dezhi pointed to his hand on his shoulder, "Xue Zhongyang, I'm almost carrying you all the way, can you let me go and climb up by yourself?"

"Are you a female Vajra, what's the point of carrying a man like me?" Xue Zhongyang's breath was no longer so chaotic. After climbing all the way, his body stretched out and his physical strength gradually recovered.

"pain!"

Xue Zhongyang was kicked by Song Dezhi again.

"Don't expect me to help you!" Song Dezhi gave him a hard look, and strode ahead.

"Hey, wait for me!"

"..."

"I do not know the way!"

"..."

"That's it!"

"..."

Song Dezhi ran straight away, and she glanced back at Xue Zhongyang, that look indicated that she wanted to get rid of Xue Zhongyang.

After understanding the meaning in her eyes, Xue Zhongyang whispered: "It's hard to catch you, how can I let you run away?!" Xue Zhongyang ran and chased after him.

He had already thrown Xue Zhongyang far away, but Song Dezhi turned around and saw Xue Zhongyang chasing him, and the distance between the two was getting closer.

Song got the excitement, she speeded up and started running.

"Song Dezhi, wait for me!"

"..."

It doesn't matter if Xue Zhongyang didn't say it, but he ran faster after saying that.

"Song Dezhi, if I catch you, I will never spare you!"

Song Dezhi looked back and shouted at him: "Then we have to catch up first. Beauty Xue!" Just now, an old lady said that Xue Zhongyang would be a girl, she looks so good-looking.

"You... OK, you wait!"

"I'm not waiting for you."

The road up the mountain should have been tiring, but in the race between two people chasing each other, it became interesting.

Song Dezhi's physical strength was gradually exhausted, but the speed of the man behind him did not slow down.

"Xue Zhongyang, you did it on purpose. You just pretended to be weak like a pig's feet in a Korean drama, just to confuse me! You... dammit, so sinister!"

"Soldiers never tire of deceit!"

"Okay, you actually used "36 Strategies" on me."

Song Dezhi couldn't run anymore, and her speed was getting slower and slower. Xue Zhongyang caught Song Dezhi with a tiger pounced on the rabbit.

He hugged her, both panting heavily.

(End of this chapter)