Reborn pretty daughter-in-law
Chapter 1064 My Boy Urine
Chapter 1064 My Boy Urine
"Brother!" Jing Hua's face became more and more gloomy, and he looked at Jing Xuan with blazing eyes: "I will become a father sooner than you!"
"So what? Your time is no match for mine." Jing Xuan said very confidently.
"How do you know I can't beat you? I can fight again in two hours."
Jing Xuan patted Jing Hua's shoulder, saying earnestly: "Two hours is really...too fast."
"Fuck!" Jing Hua cursed rudely.Two hours, too fast?
The night is beautiful, and the sounds of various insects, chirping and chirping, are intertwined to form a pleasant melody.
With mountains on the back and water in front, the environment here is also extremely beautiful.
The sweet-scented osmanthus in the yard is actually blooming, and the sweet-scented osmanthus in the yard is full of fragrance.
Zhong Xing, dressed in black sportswear, sat in front of the stone table with one arm on the table, leaning lazily on the bamboo chair, looking at the crooked, sickle-like moon hanging in the night sky in front of him...
The lights in the courtyard were very bright, making him seem to have a halo of light, exuding a sad atmosphere——
An old man in his 60s, with a plate of meat in one hand and a bottle of medicinal wine in the other, came out of the bungalow next to him.
"Wipe your feet first to prevent them from swelling up tomorrow," said the old man.
Zhong Xing was used to running at night to strengthen his body, and accidentally sprained his foot. He took the medicinal wine from the old man, "Please trouble third uncle."
Zhong Xing came back to his hometown and came to his third uncle's house to have a quiet time.
When the third uncle was young, he had a partner, but on the day of the wedding, the bride fell and died on the way to welcome her.
Then it was spread that the third uncle was ordered to restrain his wife.
Did not dare to marry him...
So, have been single until now.
He is listed as a household with five guarantees, and the government has no money to subsidize him, but during the Chinese New Year, he will be given ten catties of rice or a quilt or something.
Even so, his life is free and unrestrained.
Because he is the uncle of Zhong Xing's in-laws, the rich Zhong Shumin will take care of him and give him money.
He is in the village, plowing and chopping some firewood, and he is in good health.
When Zhong Xing was young, he especially liked to play at the third uncle’s house. When he was young, his health was not very good. When the third uncle was still young, he would carry him up the mountain to catch birds, look for wild fruits, and chop firewood.
The third uncle treated Zhong Xing like his own grandson: "Don't dawdle with me, apply it quickly, wherever it hurts, rub it hard, until the skin gets hot!"
As soon as Zhong Xing unscrewed the bottle cap, a strange smell came out, so unpleasant and choking!
Zhong Xing looked away, frowning, with a look of disgust, what kind of medicinal wine is this?
He poured a little of the medicinal wine into the palm of his hand and rubbed it towards his ankle.
After rubbing for a long time, the skin finally became hot, and a cool feeling penetrated into the skin.
Zhong Xing couldn't feel the pain in the twisted place, he frowned, so effective?
He looked at Third Uncle and smiled: "Third Uncle, what kind of medicinal wine is this, it has worked so quickly?"
"The boy pissed wine." The third uncle was eating meat and drinking wine there.
"Boy pee?" Zhong Xing paused.
The corner of his eye twitched, looking at his ankle strangely.
Urine is smeared on his skin, is it dirty?
But when I thought it was a boy's urine, forget it, what's so dirty about a boy's urine?
Some people still drink it.
Zhong Xing poured a little more and continued to rub, he joked: "Which kid in the village have you tricked into peeing again?"
"mine."
"What?" Zhong Xing trembled when he heard this, and almost dropped the medicine bottle he was holding.
The third uncle hurried forward, grabbed the medicine bottle, and said nervously, "Hold on, this is a precious thing!"
The corners of Zhong Xing's eyes twitched even more, the third uncle's childhood?
Is he still a boy? !
Zhong Xing wants to kick someone!
He rushed to the tap and washed his hands.
He still wanted to wash his feet, but the third uncle hurriedly said, "It's all wiped, hypocritical! It's useless to wash it now, the smell of alcohol has already passed through your pores and entered your wound, you don't want to be so painful that you can't walk tomorrow, Just wash it off."
When Zhong Xing heard this, he paused.
"After washing your hands, come back and have a drink with third uncle."
never mind!
Zhong Xing said in his heart: Third Uncle's kindness, don't waste it!
Urine is dirty, but some urine can really be used as medicine.
Such as child urine.
When Zhong Xing came back, he kept thinking in his heart: boy's urine is clean, boy's urine is clean...
After returning to his seat and sitting down, Zhong Xing still couldn't help asking: "Third Uncle, how long have you been letting this boy soak?"
"It's been five or six years. It's filled with some expensive medicinal materials, and then soaked with my boy's urine and wine."
Zhong Xing looked at the third uncle amusedly: "They are quite old and still a boy, aren't they afraid to laugh their big teeth off?"
"My big teeth fell out a long time ago. I was originally a boy." No faults, they are all boys.
"I heard that Grandma Wang from the village next door wants to be with you, why don't you agree?" Zhong Xing sat down, took out his chopsticks and ate the meat on the plate.
The texture of the meat is very good, the bones are crisp, and the taste is great. You can eat it. It is game.
Zhong Xing wanted to ask what kind of meat it was, but the old voice of the third uncle rang in his ears: "I have been here all my life, and half of my legs have stepped into the coffin, so what company do I need?"
(End of this chapter)
"Brother!" Jing Hua's face became more and more gloomy, and he looked at Jing Xuan with blazing eyes: "I will become a father sooner than you!"
"So what? Your time is no match for mine." Jing Xuan said very confidently.
"How do you know I can't beat you? I can fight again in two hours."
Jing Xuan patted Jing Hua's shoulder, saying earnestly: "Two hours is really...too fast."
"Fuck!" Jing Hua cursed rudely.Two hours, too fast?
The night is beautiful, and the sounds of various insects, chirping and chirping, are intertwined to form a pleasant melody.
With mountains on the back and water in front, the environment here is also extremely beautiful.
The sweet-scented osmanthus in the yard is actually blooming, and the sweet-scented osmanthus in the yard is full of fragrance.
Zhong Xing, dressed in black sportswear, sat in front of the stone table with one arm on the table, leaning lazily on the bamboo chair, looking at the crooked, sickle-like moon hanging in the night sky in front of him...
The lights in the courtyard were very bright, making him seem to have a halo of light, exuding a sad atmosphere——
An old man in his 60s, with a plate of meat in one hand and a bottle of medicinal wine in the other, came out of the bungalow next to him.
"Wipe your feet first to prevent them from swelling up tomorrow," said the old man.
Zhong Xing was used to running at night to strengthen his body, and accidentally sprained his foot. He took the medicinal wine from the old man, "Please trouble third uncle."
Zhong Xing came back to his hometown and came to his third uncle's house to have a quiet time.
When the third uncle was young, he had a partner, but on the day of the wedding, the bride fell and died on the way to welcome her.
Then it was spread that the third uncle was ordered to restrain his wife.
Did not dare to marry him...
So, have been single until now.
He is listed as a household with five guarantees, and the government has no money to subsidize him, but during the Chinese New Year, he will be given ten catties of rice or a quilt or something.
Even so, his life is free and unrestrained.
Because he is the uncle of Zhong Xing's in-laws, the rich Zhong Shumin will take care of him and give him money.
He is in the village, plowing and chopping some firewood, and he is in good health.
When Zhong Xing was young, he especially liked to play at the third uncle’s house. When he was young, his health was not very good. When the third uncle was still young, he would carry him up the mountain to catch birds, look for wild fruits, and chop firewood.
The third uncle treated Zhong Xing like his own grandson: "Don't dawdle with me, apply it quickly, wherever it hurts, rub it hard, until the skin gets hot!"
As soon as Zhong Xing unscrewed the bottle cap, a strange smell came out, so unpleasant and choking!
Zhong Xing looked away, frowning, with a look of disgust, what kind of medicinal wine is this?
He poured a little of the medicinal wine into the palm of his hand and rubbed it towards his ankle.
After rubbing for a long time, the skin finally became hot, and a cool feeling penetrated into the skin.
Zhong Xing couldn't feel the pain in the twisted place, he frowned, so effective?
He looked at Third Uncle and smiled: "Third Uncle, what kind of medicinal wine is this, it has worked so quickly?"
"The boy pissed wine." The third uncle was eating meat and drinking wine there.
"Boy pee?" Zhong Xing paused.
The corner of his eye twitched, looking at his ankle strangely.
Urine is smeared on his skin, is it dirty?
But when I thought it was a boy's urine, forget it, what's so dirty about a boy's urine?
Some people still drink it.
Zhong Xing poured a little more and continued to rub, he joked: "Which kid in the village have you tricked into peeing again?"
"mine."
"What?" Zhong Xing trembled when he heard this, and almost dropped the medicine bottle he was holding.
The third uncle hurried forward, grabbed the medicine bottle, and said nervously, "Hold on, this is a precious thing!"
The corners of Zhong Xing's eyes twitched even more, the third uncle's childhood?
Is he still a boy? !
Zhong Xing wants to kick someone!
He rushed to the tap and washed his hands.
He still wanted to wash his feet, but the third uncle hurriedly said, "It's all wiped, hypocritical! It's useless to wash it now, the smell of alcohol has already passed through your pores and entered your wound, you don't want to be so painful that you can't walk tomorrow, Just wash it off."
When Zhong Xing heard this, he paused.
"After washing your hands, come back and have a drink with third uncle."
never mind!
Zhong Xing said in his heart: Third Uncle's kindness, don't waste it!
Urine is dirty, but some urine can really be used as medicine.
Such as child urine.
When Zhong Xing came back, he kept thinking in his heart: boy's urine is clean, boy's urine is clean...
After returning to his seat and sitting down, Zhong Xing still couldn't help asking: "Third Uncle, how long have you been letting this boy soak?"
"It's been five or six years. It's filled with some expensive medicinal materials, and then soaked with my boy's urine and wine."
Zhong Xing looked at the third uncle amusedly: "They are quite old and still a boy, aren't they afraid to laugh their big teeth off?"
"My big teeth fell out a long time ago. I was originally a boy." No faults, they are all boys.
"I heard that Grandma Wang from the village next door wants to be with you, why don't you agree?" Zhong Xing sat down, took out his chopsticks and ate the meat on the plate.
The texture of the meat is very good, the bones are crisp, and the taste is great. You can eat it. It is game.
Zhong Xing wanted to ask what kind of meat it was, but the old voice of the third uncle rang in his ears: "I have been here all my life, and half of my legs have stepped into the coffin, so what company do I need?"
(End of this chapter)
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