Mr. Huo, you are heartbroken
Chapter 760 The toilet is a magical place
Chapter 760 The toilet is a magical place
Lu Xingzhi and Helianxi sat for a long time, but Qin Shihuai did not come over.
"Maybe he went to the toilet! Or maybe he's constipated? Maybe he's hiding in the toilet and crying! Or maybe he went to arrange better food for us?" He Lianxi mentioned a few possibilities.
Lu Xingzhi: "..."
Xiu Er, is that you?
"Why did he hide in the toilet and cry?" Lu Xingzhi asked.
He Lianxi felt that it was time to express herself and slowly popularize Lu Xing's knowledge.
"Don't underestimate the toilet, it's a magical place.
You see, it is in the toilet that you are caught saying bad things.Men and women steal Q in the toilet.
Well, when I met my ex, I was blocked in the toilet.Feeling irritable and calling is in the toilet.Smoking is in the toilet.
School violence often occurs in toilets.What an amazing place! "
"What you said makes sense." Lu Xingzhi had no choice but to nod.
In the few TV shows and novels she watched, the situations He Lianxi mentioned all happened in the toilet.
"That's right! Xiaozhi, let me tell you." He Lianxi moved the stool over by herself, "As for me, IQ can't compare with yours. However, I must watch the idol drama and the president's article." more than you."
"Yeah, I believe you." Lu Xingzhi nodded.
"No, why do I think your belief is so strange!" He Lianxi couldn't tell what was wrong.
"Have it?"
"Have."
"Brother Shi Huai is here." Lu Xingzhi changed the subject in a timely manner.
"Brother Shi Huai, we want to eat roasted whole lamb." He Lianxi said.
"There are no more sheep." Qin Shihuai directly refused.
"It's okay, I haven't given you Amanda's address. If you say that you have Amanda's address, as soon as you get on the plane tomorrow, I will tell Amanda to hide. Don't show up."
Under Qin Shihuai's stiff expression, Lu Xingzhi continued, "Brother Shihuai, I actually don't want to eat roasted whole lamb at all. Just cook me a bowl of noodles."
Qin Shihuai: "..."
What crime did I do in my previous life!
I have only met such a pair of ruthless people in this life.
Huo Jinchen's fiancée is absolutely perfect!Specially grab seven inches.
Confirmed his eyes, this is a ruthless man.
"I'm just joking with you! Isn't it just roasting a whole lamb? No problem." Qin Shihuai's smile was so bright.
"Thank you, Brother Shi Huai. But I think it would be good to roast half a lamb."
When Lu Xingzhi said this, Qin Shihuai nodded and left half of it for him.
However, then I heard Lu Xingzhi say, "Keep the haggis for now, we will eat it tomorrow. The other half of the sheep will be divided into two, half will be boiled in hot pot, and the other half will be reserved for stewing mutton soup for us tomorrow." !"
He Lianxi: "Xiao Zhi, it's great! In this way, we won't waste food."
Qin Shihuai: "..."
He was wrong, Xiaozhi is still a ruthless person.
"The two of you can't eat that much!" Qin Shihuai reminded him 'kindly'.
"It's not the two of us! The third brother and my brother are on their way here, so I called my husband too." After He Lianxi finished speaking, she maintained a polite smile.
"Very well, then I wish you a pleasant meal. However, as far as I know, Xiao Yi is a celebrity who wants to control his diet, so he can't eat too much meat. Jin Chen also eats less, after all, he is also a person who exercises every day. You Husband, you probably don’t eat much either!”
(End of this chapter)
Lu Xingzhi and Helianxi sat for a long time, but Qin Shihuai did not come over.
"Maybe he went to the toilet! Or maybe he's constipated? Maybe he's hiding in the toilet and crying! Or maybe he went to arrange better food for us?" He Lianxi mentioned a few possibilities.
Lu Xingzhi: "..."
Xiu Er, is that you?
"Why did he hide in the toilet and cry?" Lu Xingzhi asked.
He Lianxi felt that it was time to express herself and slowly popularize Lu Xing's knowledge.
"Don't underestimate the toilet, it's a magical place.
You see, it is in the toilet that you are caught saying bad things.Men and women steal Q in the toilet.
Well, when I met my ex, I was blocked in the toilet.Feeling irritable and calling is in the toilet.Smoking is in the toilet.
School violence often occurs in toilets.What an amazing place! "
"What you said makes sense." Lu Xingzhi had no choice but to nod.
In the few TV shows and novels she watched, the situations He Lianxi mentioned all happened in the toilet.
"That's right! Xiaozhi, let me tell you." He Lianxi moved the stool over by herself, "As for me, IQ can't compare with yours. However, I must watch the idol drama and the president's article." more than you."
"Yeah, I believe you." Lu Xingzhi nodded.
"No, why do I think your belief is so strange!" He Lianxi couldn't tell what was wrong.
"Have it?"
"Have."
"Brother Shi Huai is here." Lu Xingzhi changed the subject in a timely manner.
"Brother Shi Huai, we want to eat roasted whole lamb." He Lianxi said.
"There are no more sheep." Qin Shihuai directly refused.
"It's okay, I haven't given you Amanda's address. If you say that you have Amanda's address, as soon as you get on the plane tomorrow, I will tell Amanda to hide. Don't show up."
Under Qin Shihuai's stiff expression, Lu Xingzhi continued, "Brother Shihuai, I actually don't want to eat roasted whole lamb at all. Just cook me a bowl of noodles."
Qin Shihuai: "..."
What crime did I do in my previous life!
I have only met such a pair of ruthless people in this life.
Huo Jinchen's fiancée is absolutely perfect!Specially grab seven inches.
Confirmed his eyes, this is a ruthless man.
"I'm just joking with you! Isn't it just roasting a whole lamb? No problem." Qin Shihuai's smile was so bright.
"Thank you, Brother Shi Huai. But I think it would be good to roast half a lamb."
When Lu Xingzhi said this, Qin Shihuai nodded and left half of it for him.
However, then I heard Lu Xingzhi say, "Keep the haggis for now, we will eat it tomorrow. The other half of the sheep will be divided into two, half will be boiled in hot pot, and the other half will be reserved for stewing mutton soup for us tomorrow." !"
He Lianxi: "Xiao Zhi, it's great! In this way, we won't waste food."
Qin Shihuai: "..."
He was wrong, Xiaozhi is still a ruthless person.
"The two of you can't eat that much!" Qin Shihuai reminded him 'kindly'.
"It's not the two of us! The third brother and my brother are on their way here, so I called my husband too." After He Lianxi finished speaking, she maintained a polite smile.
"Very well, then I wish you a pleasant meal. However, as far as I know, Xiao Yi is a celebrity who wants to control his diet, so he can't eat too much meat. Jin Chen also eats less, after all, he is also a person who exercises every day. You Husband, you probably don’t eat much either!”
(End of this chapter)
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