The Devil Strikes: Sweetheart, Addicted
Chapter 510 An Ingenious Engagement Banquet
Chapter 510 An Ingenious Engagement Banquet
Lan Lingyu waited in the box for a while before Su Rui ran in from outside panting.
Seeing him sweating, Lan Lingyu felt a little strange, "Where did you come from?"
"Where else... home!" Su Rui went up to open a bottle of wine, poured it down like plain water, and quenched his thirst.
He shouldn't have picked Anna back!
It is said that women are troublesome creatures, and there is nothing wrong with this sentence!
Today he promised to take Anna out for a walk, but something happened suddenly in the store, so he didn't tell Anna when he left in the morning. Just after finishing the matter in the store, the neighbor next to his apartment called suddenly, saying that Anna was crawling alone. Leaving home.
Crawl out of the house! !
He was so frightened that he hurried back, and it took a lot of hard work to coax his aunt, and a phone call came from the store saying that Lan Lingyu was looking for him...
Are these two people taking turns trying to kill him? !
"Hey, this is wine!" Lan Lingyu reached out and snatched the wine glass, put it on the table, and looked at him with a half-smile: "It's not that you said that such fine wine needs to be savored carefully to be worthy of its value. ?"
"... At this time, it is used to quench thirst." Su Rui said seriously.
Lan Lingyu: "..."
"Okay, okay." Su Rui waved his hand, lay down on the sofa, and let out a long breath: "Why did you come to see me? If you just want to drink, find a beautiful woman to accompany you. I'm very busy. If you want to chat with me, it will cost 1 yuan an hour."
"Fuck you, uncle!" Hearing the price, Lan Lingyu jumped up: "Are you brother? Brother, you still drive 1 yuan an hour? You can go directly to rob the bank!"
Unexpectedly, Su Rui spread his hands, shrugged, and said with a helpless look: "The bank in country Z is not easy to rob, if I can rob it, I will definitely rob the bank, I am still here with a big man Let's chat and talk, I'm not gay!"
"I'm not gay either!!"
What the hell, he looks so handsome and graceful, how can he look gay? !
Su Rui: ...
There was an awkward silence in the box.
"Phew... well, I'll drink with you, it's free, the head office will do it! Big brother!"
After drinking a glass of wine, Lan Lingyu suddenly asked, "Brother...do you know...how to trick a woman into getting engaged?"
Before the words were finished, Su Rui gulped out the red wine in his mouth, and his eyes were wide open, like copper bells.
"Cheat marriage?!"
"Damn!" Lan Lingyu said, "I'm not a fraudulent marriage! I just... I just want an engagement banquet! Now my wife and I are verbally engaged by the elders, I don't worry , that woman is very promiscuous, I don't look at this, I can see a pile of rotten grass around her the next day, only when I am officially engaged to her, can I feel relieved..."
"... Isn't this a fraudulent marriage?"
"..."
"Cough cough." Seeing Lan Lingyu's gloomy face, Su Rui coughed, got up and sat beside him, and said, "Let me tell you, cheating on marriage is absolutely not advisable, but... you can get married from Let the elders do the work. When you collude with the two elders and keep your fiancée in the dark, then you can find an excuse and take her to the engagement banquet in person. Under the gaze of so many eyes, your fiancée will definitely not refused~"
"And, don't you think it's very romantic? Don't hold the engagement banquet in the hotel then, we can have an outdoor engagement banquet. I, Su Rui, will cover all the wine at your engagement banquet. How about it?"
"..." Don't say it, I'm a little moved.
(End of this chapter)
Lan Lingyu waited in the box for a while before Su Rui ran in from outside panting.
Seeing him sweating, Lan Lingyu felt a little strange, "Where did you come from?"
"Where else... home!" Su Rui went up to open a bottle of wine, poured it down like plain water, and quenched his thirst.
He shouldn't have picked Anna back!
It is said that women are troublesome creatures, and there is nothing wrong with this sentence!
Today he promised to take Anna out for a walk, but something happened suddenly in the store, so he didn't tell Anna when he left in the morning. Just after finishing the matter in the store, the neighbor next to his apartment called suddenly, saying that Anna was crawling alone. Leaving home.
Crawl out of the house! !
He was so frightened that he hurried back, and it took a lot of hard work to coax his aunt, and a phone call came from the store saying that Lan Lingyu was looking for him...
Are these two people taking turns trying to kill him? !
"Hey, this is wine!" Lan Lingyu reached out and snatched the wine glass, put it on the table, and looked at him with a half-smile: "It's not that you said that such fine wine needs to be savored carefully to be worthy of its value. ?"
"... At this time, it is used to quench thirst." Su Rui said seriously.
Lan Lingyu: "..."
"Okay, okay." Su Rui waved his hand, lay down on the sofa, and let out a long breath: "Why did you come to see me? If you just want to drink, find a beautiful woman to accompany you. I'm very busy. If you want to chat with me, it will cost 1 yuan an hour."
"Fuck you, uncle!" Hearing the price, Lan Lingyu jumped up: "Are you brother? Brother, you still drive 1 yuan an hour? You can go directly to rob the bank!"
Unexpectedly, Su Rui spread his hands, shrugged, and said with a helpless look: "The bank in country Z is not easy to rob, if I can rob it, I will definitely rob the bank, I am still here with a big man Let's chat and talk, I'm not gay!"
"I'm not gay either!!"
What the hell, he looks so handsome and graceful, how can he look gay? !
Su Rui: ...
There was an awkward silence in the box.
"Phew... well, I'll drink with you, it's free, the head office will do it! Big brother!"
After drinking a glass of wine, Lan Lingyu suddenly asked, "Brother...do you know...how to trick a woman into getting engaged?"
Before the words were finished, Su Rui gulped out the red wine in his mouth, and his eyes were wide open, like copper bells.
"Cheat marriage?!"
"Damn!" Lan Lingyu said, "I'm not a fraudulent marriage! I just... I just want an engagement banquet! Now my wife and I are verbally engaged by the elders, I don't worry , that woman is very promiscuous, I don't look at this, I can see a pile of rotten grass around her the next day, only when I am officially engaged to her, can I feel relieved..."
"... Isn't this a fraudulent marriage?"
"..."
"Cough cough." Seeing Lan Lingyu's gloomy face, Su Rui coughed, got up and sat beside him, and said, "Let me tell you, cheating on marriage is absolutely not advisable, but... you can get married from Let the elders do the work. When you collude with the two elders and keep your fiancée in the dark, then you can find an excuse and take her to the engagement banquet in person. Under the gaze of so many eyes, your fiancée will definitely not refused~"
"And, don't you think it's very romantic? Don't hold the engagement banquet in the hotel then, we can have an outdoor engagement banquet. I, Su Rui, will cover all the wine at your engagement banquet. How about it?"
"..." Don't say it, I'm a little moved.
(End of this chapter)
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