My girlfriend is Fairy Chang'e

Chapter 135 Tailor-made for Yang Chan

Van Gogh's story is:

It is said that in ancient times, there was a lady who met a poor scholar who was going to Beijing to take the exam to shelter from the rain, and found that he was very talented, so the lady agreed with her body.

The next day, the young lady wept and sent the scholar: "Junruo is not a concubine in high school."

The scholar left after swearing, and the lady asked the maid to record the scholar's name in the book.

The maid said: "Miss, this is already a scholar."

The lady said: "There is no way, with diversified investments, one of them will really be admitted to Jinshi."

After a pause, Yang Chan finally came to his senses.

"Hehehe!" Yang Chan covered her lips, her smile trembled wildly, and she said in a charming voice, "That lady is really shameless, you didn't talk nonsense, how could there be such a slutty lady."

"Why not?" Shi Fan said: "Third Holy Mother, let me ask you, if a handsome scholar came to your Holy Mother's Hall to shelter from the rain, what would you do? Would you be tempted?"

"People won't!"

"No?" Shi Fan sneered, "Then what do you mean by what you just said? Didn't you want to find a poor scholar?"

Brother Fan told this story with a deep meaning. Didn't Liu Yanchang go to the Notre Dame Hall to shelter from the rain and ask for a lottery, so the two came together?Today is to warn the Holy Mother, telling her this story is a psychological hint, even if she has this idea, she has to think about it for the sake of face.

"That's just a joke, how could I fall in love with a poor scholar?" Yang Chan snorted, blushing, even if she had that idea, Shi Fan didn't want to say it.

"Hmph, I hope so!" Shi Fan said calmly, thinking that if brother doesn't come, you will marry Liu Yanchang, and you'll have to worry about it, even your son will be unlucky, and you will be crushed by your brother under Huashan Mountain in the future.

"What do you hope? I wouldn't have it." Yang Chan snorted. She is a majestic Holy Mother, extremely beautiful, how could she fall in love with a poor scholar.

"Okay, it's up to me whether it's up to me or not, it's up to you, okay, it's getting late, and I have to go back to practice, so I'll take my leave first, if you need anything, just call Brother Fan."

"Alas, brother Fan, don't go, tell me another one!" Yang Chan even stretched out his hand to grab, the Notre Dame Hall was lonely and lonely, this story just aroused people's interest, but he left, followed by the woman Touching is emotional but there is no difference, isn't that torture.

Where does Brother Fan care about her? He has already closed the dialogue box. He already has experience in dealing with such a tall and tall female fairy. Only by talking to her can they arouse their interest more, and when she can't stop wanting to tell her story, she can fool her.

And Brother Fan has already planned to show her the Lotus Lantern TV series starting from tomorrow, so that she will be humiliated, then I don't believe that Liu Yanchang will still fall in love with him when you meet that so-called Liu Yanchang again.

After listening for a long time, seeing that Shi Fan didn't respond, Yang Chan chopped a small grass into two with a sword, and said angrily, "Brother Fan, you shit is a god, you are a fool!"

The Holy Mother of the Three is really willing to listen to the stories of this kind of scholar. This guy teases people with adult stories, hooks him into a banker addiction and then leaves, he can't be more shameless.

Looking at the pitch-black night outside the hall, Yang Chan sighed quietly, to be honest, the long dark night, the loneliness is unbearable, it is really lonely.

Watching Yang Chan talking to himself, Shi Fan slapped a cigarette on the spot, and just fooled you, why do you drink it?Don't you just want to listen?It can't be too simple to fool a pure fairy.

Seeing that it was getting late, Shi Fan unfolded his movements, leaving an afterimage in the night, and returned to the shanty town at a faster speed.

Today, Dabu ate a little too much, and his energy was a little too much. Shi Fan first fed the pressured Shanda and Elizabeth who were looking at him eagerly, and then slapped the palm to refine the aura of eating fruit, and then re-entered the room.

Throwing the mobile phone on the bed, he stripped himself naked, went into the bathroom and took a quick shower, then wrapped himself in a towel and entered the bedroom.

Anyway, Nalan Xiangxue was not there, so Shi Fan had a rare moment to relax, so he didn't need to pay too much attention. The bath towel was loose and his strong chest and skin were exposed, so he got into bed.

But he actually ate too much tonic today, he felt hot all over, and he didn't feel well afterwards, anyway, he didn't have anything to fear even if he was at home, so he threw the bath towel aside and slept naked, feeling completely refreshed.

Light up a cigarette, exhale the smoke lightly, Fan Ge feels good, to be honest, there is a super beautiful woman beside me, she can only look at her, she can sleep on the same bed, but she can't touch her, and she has to be neatly dressed. Suffering, completely relax today.

Pulling the quilt over his body, Shi Fan took the phone habitually, and as soon as he opened WeChat, several messages popped up one after another. Shi Fan saw that the toothache was caused by the dragon girl, and repeated a sentence repeatedly, " Brother Fan, Shangxian, are you there, I'm so lonely, let me tell you a story."

Seeing that Shi Fan hadn't come yet, his voice changed again, "Are you going to tell me or not? If you don't, I'll draw three circles and curse you together!"

Seeing this information, Shi Fan was happy, and knew that it was time to fool some merits, and he couldn't keep saying that there was no reward. To be honest, it was much easier to fool the lonely Bai Fumei little widow than to fool other immortals. Same as Fu Mei, as long as she feels good, she doesn't mind spending money.

Shi Fan knocked on it with one sentence, "I said Sister Long, it is not impossible to tell a story, didn't I tell you that thinking of a story takes a lot of energy and a lot of merit, let me tell you, I am very dissatisfied. It's easy, in order to tell you a story, I have to waste a lot of training time."

"Okay, don't talk about it, isn't it just merit? I'll give it to you!" Over there, Cun Xin Gaba slipped away and felt lonely. He was very excited to hear the story, and immediately gave him 2000 merit, and then Pulling over the brocade that couldn't cover the soft figure at all, she lay on the bed with her cheeks in her hands and was ready to listen to the story.

Adding these two thousand merits, he has more than 6000 merits, which Shi Fan felt was still too little. He wanted to download the other small spells that Chang'e said. According to Chang'e, those who started to practice have several small spells. One, learning one by one is really tormenting.

When the merits and virtues were in place, Shi Fan started to look for stories on the Internet again. To be honest, he had to deal with these lonely fairies in the past few days, so he prepared a few adult stories, and found one and sent it to her:
It is said that a long time ago, there was an eunuch named Li who often farted.

One day, the emperor came to a certain place, and the eunuch said: "Your Majesty, drive..." But when he was about to say "arrival", suddenly, a sound "boom" came from his buttocks.

Eunuch Li died at the age of 23.

After finishing speaking, Shi Fan closed the dialog box.

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