My girlfriend is Fairy Chang'e

Chapter 143 What to do if domestic violence occurs?
Shi Fan didn't want to bother Chang'e all the time, learning together would save trouble, wouldn't it?And according to my own estimates, it should be almost the end of the night, and the hooks should be able to be hooked.

"Of course if you have enough merit, you can call me anytime!" Chang'e smiled lightly. There is a concern in different time and space. Although she can't meet each other, Chang'e still feels fulfilled in her heart like never before.

"Chang'e, Chang'e, so you are here, I have been looking for you for a while." Bai Suzhen's voice came from a distance.

"Brother Shi Fan, I won't tell you now." Chang'e blocked Shi Fan consciously, and greeted Bai Suzhen.

Bai Suzhen was so lonely that she invited Chang'e to play in Lishan Mountain for two more days, but Chang'e couldn't refuse, so she had already agreed.

After closing Chang'e's dialogue box to see that the get out of class was not over yet, Shi Fan opened Moments and looked, and sure enough, he saw Xu Xian, and he also saw him talking to himself.

"Hey, Fairy Chang'e's beautiful crown is indeed well-deserved in the fairy world. Her peerless appearance is even better than that of a lady. If she can also marry her, it would be great to have both beauties, cough cough!"

Xu Duzi started to laugh again, his body function is not good, and he will never conflict with lust. On the contrary, he has richer thinking, and he can't wait to have all the beauties in the world. It's legal, who hasn't thought about seeing the beauty.

"Damn it, you can't handle Bai Suzhen, and you still miss Chang'e!" Shi Fan was speechless looking at his message, and typed a line, "Have you taken care of your wife? How dare you miss Chang'e? Be careful that Bai Suzhen will make you kneel on the washboard until the sea is dry and the stone is rotten!"

"Who?" Xu Xian was shocked. Don't look at him daring to imagine, but in fact he is very timid. He dares to think about others even if his wife can't feed him. If it gets to the wife, it will be okay?
Xu Xianxiao has magical powers, although he is not as good as the gods who can calculate, but he still has spiritual consciousness, but he scanned the surroundings with spiritual consciousness but found no one.

Xu Xian was flustered when he couldn't find anyone, but he couldn't lose the integrity of a literati, so he forced himself to be calm and said, "Who are you?"

"I'm an ordinary immortal. The world calls me Brother Fan. Let me tell you, you idiot, Chang'e, don't worry about it. You can't even feed your own wife, and you still worry about this and that. Is it interesting?"

Xu Xian's face was flushed with embarrassment, if this was spread by Shangxian, he would not have the face to live with his literati integrity.

But the voice said again: "Let me tell you Xu Xian, Chang'e didn't come to Lishan because you are talented, do you know? She came to accompany her because she saw that your wife was lonely. Don't you know that in the future, don't be too affectionate?" Don't think that you can fall in love with a beautiful woman. If you hadn't had a good chance to save a little snake, the white lady would repay her kindness and marry you? You don't know what's going on after you picked up a big bargain, so don't dream about it for me in the future, will you know? "

This girl even dares to think about Chang'e, can Brother Fan not be angry?

"Oh!" Xu Xian suddenly realized that if Shi Fan hadn't reminded him, he really thought that Chang'e came to Lishan because she admired his talent and saw his handsomeness.

Seeing that Shi Fan didn't intend to say anything, Xu Xian calmed down a bit, and said, "Then, what are you looking for, High Immortal?"

"Why? Because you can't feed your wife enough?"

"Ah, how do you know that I can't satisfy my wife?" Xu Xian then turned around, how did he know that his wife was empty?Could it be that they have an affair?This is his lack of confidence. The more he can't satisfy his wife, the less confident he is. He is afraid that she will cheat, isn't he?

"If you can satisfy her, will Bai Niangniang still be lonely? Originally, she has boundless mana, how could she not know that you are separated?" Shi Fan said, afraid that this fool would think too much, so he hurriedly explained the matter to him.

"Oh!" Knowing that the lady hadn't cheated, Xu Xian finally calmed down a bit, cupped his hands upwards and said, "Then what does the Shangxian want me for?"

Shi Fan: "First of all, I am here to resolve family disputes for you, otherwise you will never be able to satisfy your wife. She is getting more and more angry, what should I do if domestic violence occurs? Can you beat her with your small body? She What if you really cheated? If I guessed correctly, you are in a cold war, right?"

Xu Xian was speechless and ashamed. Isn't it all his own fault that this family has become like this?If domestic violence really happened, it would be really troublesome, even if he didn't use mana, and the lady was tall and plump, Xu Xian thought he might not be able to beat her.

She's just a weak scholar with no strength to restrain her, isn't she?

After thinking for a while, Xu Xian muttered, "Shangxian, do you want to help me?"

Shi Fan: "Now tell me, Bai Suzhen's skin is as smooth as snow, she is unparalleled in beauty, why don't you share the bed with her?"

"This!" Xu Xian blushed in embarrassment, and hurriedly said: "What's the specifics, Shangxian, you don't need to ask, we don't want outsiders to interfere with our own affairs."

Xu Xian is a face-saving person, why would he tell outsiders about premature ejaculation?The pressure is already great enough, how can he live if it gets out?
Damn, to save face, Shi Fan was speechless to him.

"Shangxian, let's go, this is my family matter, what has it to do with you? You are a Shangxian, so you can't meddle in other people's family affairs at will, right? Please leave."

Xu Xian actually started to see off the guests, how could the hidden illness be explained to outsiders.

Shi Fan casually said, "Are you sick?"

Teng!
Being told the truth by someone, Xu Xian blushed like a red cloth, and was so embarrassed that he wanted to find a crack in the ground to sneak in, but how could he admit it, and immediately retorted: "I've said it, this is my family's business, it's not with you. It doesn't matter, please retreat quickly!"

"Fuck, kick me out."

After Shi Fan thought about it, he had to pry his mouth open. If he wanted him to be obedient, he had to rectify his so-called literati character.

What they pursue is that all things are inferior, but reading is high, so I beat him in this respect and convinced him, aren't you a scholar, and you boast of your literary talent, okay?I will hit you on this and make you obey.

Pa Pa Pa Pa, Shi Fan typed another line, "Xu Xian, self-righteousness is not worth it. I heard that you don't fall behind in reading every day. What do you think of your literary talent?"

"Let's make sense!" Xu Xiandao, when he saw the other party mentioning reading, he suddenly became interested, and said to himself that I was just being modest. Fu, what about the other immortals who roam around all day and do nothing, how can they compare with me?But we have to be humble, right?
"That's right?" Shi Fan sneered. Even poets and poets dare not boast that their articles are right. This is obviously arrogance and self-satisfaction. Worthless."

"Worthless?" Xu Xian was angry.

(End of this chapter)