My girlfriend is Fairy Chang'e

Chapter 302 Canopy's Gift to Chang'e
"Bullshit has a good appetite, it's just a glutton. If you are greedy for the barrel noodles, you will kill Ao Bilian. No wonder you were demoted to the mortal world by the Jade Emperor and turned into a pig."

Shi Fan slandered Ba Jie, but this was his chance to ask for a keel. Of course he couldn't miss it, so he casually added Tianpeng as a friend, and then pretended to be profound: "I said Tianpeng, how can I be a god because of you?" Just make bucket noodles with a few words? Don’t I need to retreat when I have time? Don’t I need to practice? Don’t I want to travel to meet various immortals?”

"Crap, just now I thought the second senior brother was the elder brother and the second senior brother was short, but in a blink of an eye he turned his face and refused to recognize anyone." Tianpeng over there also complained about him in his heart, but he naturally wouldn't show it, instead he smiled very boldly: "What is that fairy?" Ah, how can my canopy eat your food for free? If you have something to do, please speak up. You know that I am in charge of the Tianhe Navy, and I still have some rights. As long as the Shangxian can satisfy my canopy, I will definitely Satisfy the gods."

"Here it comes, the fish is about to take the bait." Shi Fan chuckled.

Xiaozhao next to him saw that he was fooling his merits, so he smiled sweetly, and the slim figure disappeared as soon as it collided with his body.

"Well, seeing that it's not easy for you to be in charge of the Tianhe Navy's southern and northern wars, I'll consider making some bucket noodles for you, but I heard that you took a lot of dragon bones from Nezha, and I just happened to raise them. Two pets, I want to feed them some keel, if you are willing to contribute some keel, I will consider making bucket noodles for you, I said Second Senior Brother, what do you think?"

"Keel bone?" Tianpeng blinked, "Shangxian, most of the keel bones were refined into Jue Bone Arrows and given to the generals. I don't have many left. I can only give you one, and you make ten for me." Bucket of instant noodles, do you think it’s okay?”

"Cut, you pighead, you think I'm willing to ask for your broken bones. If I ask Nezha, he can kill a dragon for me at will. How can the keel be missing? I just want to help you because I see you greedy. Let me tell you at least two, if you are willing, we will make a deal, if you don't want to forget it, Shangxian is very busy, so I have time to talk to you."

"Wait, wait, Shangxian!" Tianpeng hurriedly stopped him, drooling greedily at the thought of the bucket of noodles, and said, "Two are not bad, but you have to make a few more buckets of noodles for me, you see Okay?"

"Grass, it's not easy to see you, Shangxian will be considerate of you, how much do you want?"

"Fifty barrels!"

"Fifty barrels? Why don't you snatch it, you pig?" Shi Fan was contemptuous, but he was happy in his heart. If nothing unexpected happened to the keel, he should have already got it.

"Shangxian Shangxian!" Tianpeng hurriedly said: "The two keels are the only ones I have left, and I have to offend a general and cancel the production of his Bone Bow. Shangxian, please be considerate of me and give it to me." Make fifty barrels, it is not easy for the Tianhe navy to fight north and south, in fact, I am not eating by myself, I want to share it with the generals, and please be considerate of the difficulties of the Tianhe navy."

"Grass, seeing what you said is so pitiful, I reluctantly agree to you." Shi Fan said.

"Thank you, Shangxian!" There was no ink on the canopy over there, and he said immediately: "Shangxian, I will give you the keel now, and you can make noodles for me immediately."

In his opinion, this is the patriarch of the God of Cookery, how could he lie to himself?As soon as he thought of the fragrant barrel noodles, Marshal Tianpeng couldn't wait.

"stop!"

Shi Fan hurriedly stopped him and said: "I said the canopy, Shangxian is in retreat recently, it is inconvenient to take it. If you do this, you can hand over the two keels to Chang'e tomorrow, and he will pass them to me. You can see it."

"Give it to Chang'e?" Marshal Tianpeng's eyes widened, "Shangxian, you don't have any thoughts about Fairy Guanghan, do you?"

"You pighead, you think too much, and you have a firm heart in the way of immortality, do you think everyone else is like you?"

"This!"

Marshal Tianpeng's face turned red, and he was also afraid that people would see his flaws. If the thing about liking Chang'e fell into the mouth, it would be fine, and he also figured it out. This is a rare opportunity to get close to Chang'e. I still can’t find the opportunity, how can I miss the opportunity now, and immediately said: “Okay, Shangxian, it’s okay for me to give the keel to Fairy Chang’e, but you won’t let me wait too long for instant noodles, right? My opinion is It’s best to hold the keel in one hand and the instant noodles in the other.”

"Think too much, Shangxian will give you the bucket of noodles later, and don't forget to give the keel to Chang'e." Shi Fan said, turned a corner, and walked to a nearby supermarket.

Supermarkets usually don’t close until after 9:[-] p.m., so it’s easy to give him dozens of buckets of instant noodles.

"Thank you, Shangxian, then I will wait for the canopy." Marshal Tianpeng said happily.

"Second senior brother is tired." Shi Fan said pretendingly and entered the supermarket.He bought [-] barrels of instant noodles inside, and the [-] barrels of instant noodles almost emptied the instant noodle shelf, and it was difficult for him to put it in the space in front of the cashier, so he simply asked the shopping guide to help him take the barrel of noodles outside.

Seeing that no one was paying attention to him, Shi Fan waved the bucket of noodles into the space, then found an empty alley, took a photo, opened the canopy profile picture and hit the send button.

A reminder comes from the mobile phone, send the real thing or send it in the form of a photo?There is an option below in kind or photos.

These are all fixed procedures, otherwise he would not be able to send a photo of something if he wanted to.

Shi Fan immediately chose the real one.

"Bang bang bang bang!"

Looking at the bucket of noodles falling from the sky, Marshal Tianpeng smiled, and immediately reached out to catch it and put it in his treasure bag.

"Bajie...uh, so why did I say instant noodles if the canopy is closed?" Shi Fan said.

"I've received it, I've received it, thank you Shangxian, the keel is absolutely indispensable to you."

After the canopy finished speaking, Shi Fan was shielded from his consciousness, and he stood there and thought for a while, the bucket noodles, the God of Cookery hasn't made them yet, if he gave the bucket noodles to Fairy Chang'e himself, wouldn't he be unique?She must have a good impression of herself.

Now is a good chance, didn't that shit ordinary Shangxian ask himself to give Chang'e a keel?He just took this opportunity to give the bucket of noodles to Chang'e. Even if he can't have anything to do with Chang'e, he will feel very satisfied even if he takes a look at it.

With this thought, Tianpeng didn't wait for tomorrow, and rushed to Guanghan Palace directly. Thinking of the beautiful night of watching the beauties under the moon, Tianpeng couldn't help swallowing.

Even if he handed over a keel, Shi Fan also knew that the canopy would not dare to mess around. In Journey to the West, he dared to moles Chang'e when he was drunk.

After returning to the residence and taking a shower, Shi Fan leaned on the bed, said a word to turn on the system, and suddenly a translucent screen appeared in front of his eyes.

I have to say that this is indeed much more convenient. The enlarged screen is easy to control. Both the vision and the use are not comparable to the small screen of the mobile phone. The mobile phone is tired of the eyes, and the virtual system is like operating against a machine, which is indeed more humane. .

"God of Cookery!" Shi Fan opened the dialog box of God of Cookery with a tap of his index finger, and at the same time turned on the voice.

(End of this chapter)