My girlfriend is Fairy Chang'e

Chapter 684 Accepted a Good Apprentice
"Damn it!" Shi Fan frowned. At this moment, he was convinced that the audience had been fooled by the honest Tang Seng on TV. How could the Tang Seng be so incompetent? Appointed by Guanyin as a learner.

"No problem, we can be regarded as an exchange, you first pass on [-] merits to me."

Shi Fan was also tired from typing for a long time, so he just lay on the bed and hugged Bing Ruolian's smooth body to activate the Guanghan Palace system.

"Fifty thousand? No, no, it's too much. I can only give you one thousand at most."

"One thousand? Where are you sending the beggars? Fifty thousand and one cents can't be less, or you'll be scared to death."

"One thousand and five, you know, I haven't been scared to death after walking for so many days."

"Okay, I'll give you [-] cheaper."

"two thousand!"

"forty thousand!"

"Two thousand and five!"

After intense bargaining, the two finally reached an agreement, [-] merits.

Fifteen thousand is not a lot, and it was all picked up for nothing. The old monk went all the way west to slay demons, and he has made immeasurable merits, so he can just continue to fool around.

Shi Fan tapped the keyboard on the virtual screen, and said: "Okay, Master Sanzang, I won't be with you anymore, give me the merit first."

"First you find an apprentice for the poor monk. If you find an apprentice, the poor monk will definitely give you merit. Monks don't tell lies. Can you still trust the reputation of my Master Sanzang of the Tang Dynasty?"

Shi Fan smiled, "Of course I can trust Master Sanzang's reputation, but I don't have time to follow you all the time, you give me merit first, can't you still trust the reputation of the Immortal, if you give me merit, the Immortal will definitely give it to you Find an apprentice with great supernatural powers, if not, then you will go to the Sanqing Palace to sue me, don’t you think so? Besides, I’m a great immortal, so I’m going to lie to you as a mortal? It’s not worth it, don’t you think?”

Tang Seng blinked his eyes, felt that what he said made sense, and recited the Buddha's name: "Okay, the poor monk will believe you for a while, but let me ask you first, where did the apprentice you introduce to the poor monk come from? Really Is it as good as you said?"

"Of course, to tell you the truth, his name is Monkey King, and it was 500 years ago..."

Shi Fan stopped suddenly, he couldn't say any more, otherwise it would give away the secret, and it would be troublesome if the monkey's trajectory could not be changed.

"Shangxian, why don't you say it?" Tang Seng urged.

"Give me merit first, and I will point it out to you immediately."

Tang Seng didn't babble this time, he muttered something, and soon a reminder from Master Sanzang of the Tang Dynasty to recharge [-] merit points came from Shi Fan's mind.

"Shangxian, can you point out the poor monk?" Tang Seng was a little worried, why did he always feel that this ordinary Shangxian was not reliable.

"Tang Monk, you can inquire about it. The reputation of the Shangxian is very good in the heaven. Let me tell you now, you are going all the way west. On the way, you inquire about Liangjie Mountain. Under that mountain, there is a monkey with great powers. , the demons are terrified when they hear it, and they will definitely help you go to the west to obtain the scriptures."

Tang Seng immediately said happily: "Shangxian, you don't need to inquire. I know Liangjie Mountain. It is not far from here on the border of Tang Dynasty, at the junction of Tang Dynasty and Tatar."

"Go ahead if you know it. Why bother? With this apprentice, you won't have to be afraid of going dark all by yourself in the middle of the night."

"Shangxian, but I'm afraid."

But Tang Seng shouted for a long time, but there was no more movement from Shi Fan. How could he know that Shi Fan had already gone to sleep with his plump Yujie in his arms.

"This girl is too unreliable." Tang Seng complained, he couldn't be lying to me about my merits, he looked into the distance, the shadows of the mountains, the black rumble, scared me to death.

Tang Seng squatted under the big tree, trembling with his arms in his arms, muttering and chanting scriptures desperately.

Here, Shi Fan has already fallen asleep with his arms around the beautiful woman, he has cheated more than 1 merits, he is in a good mood and sleeps quickly.

It was almost noon the next day when Shi Fan left. Although Bing Ruolian didn't want him to leave, Liu Dong'er and Leng Qiuchan had called earlier and they were all bathing in the swimming pool of the sea view room. When he returned, it was impossible not to go back.

"Here's the key for you."

Before leaving, Bing Ruolian looked forward with beautiful eyes, and gave Shi Fan the key to her house.

Back in the sea view room, Leng Qiuchan, Liu Dong'er, Lin Shufan, the invincible super beautiful girl in the universe, including Nalan Xiangxue, were all there. They were playing in the swimming pool. The sun reflected, and several women in the swimming pool were competing for beauty.

Seeing him come back, Qi splashed water on him and asked him to come down for a swim too.

Seeing that Nalan Xiangxue and everyone had merged together, Shi Fan was secretly happy, as long as she stopped rejecting everyone, it would be easy, so he also went to the room and changed into a pair of swimming trunks.

"Huh?" Shi Fan suddenly remembered something, where is Tang Seng now?Whether or not I have been to the Two Sessions Mountain, after all, my time is not synchronized with the ancient mortal world.

When he came to the swimming pool, Shi Fan leaned on the deck chair, took his mobile phone, searched for Tang Seng's head portrait, and at the same time admired several graceful women swimming and playing in the swimming pool.

"Master Sanzang, have you received your apprentice yet?" Shi Fan asked Tang Seng's portrait.

"Ah, it's an ordinary immortal, Amitabha, accept it, I have accepted a good apprentice, he is the Great Sage Equaling Heaven who made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago, he has great supernatural powers and boundless magic power, thank you, Shangxian. .”

"You're welcome, I told you that it's right to hang out with me, I didn't lie to you." Shi Fan was very proud, he was just doing favors, even if he didn't guide, Tang Seng would accept Monkey King.

Tang Seng: "But..."

"But what?" Shi Fan spent another hundred merits to locate Tang Seng in the video, and saw that this guy was sitting on a bluestone at the foot of the hill, holding a nine-ringed tin rod in his hand, and a white horse was tied to a small tree next to him. .

"But that apprentice of mine is too stubborn. He killed six thieves when he came out, and now he doesn't know where to go. I'm waiting here alone. I can't go." Tang Seng said with a sad face, "Apprentice is Okay, but it’s out of my control, ordinary immortal, if you can teach me a way to restrain him, how about I give you another [-] merits?”

"Tang Monk, forgive me for being helpless in this matter. You must know that monkey is the Monkey King who made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago. He has great powers. How can I, a little fairy, be able to control it? I am absolutely trustworthy. People, don't do things beyond your own ability, and never fool you casually. In addition, based on my understanding of this monkey, he definitely kills people who deserve to be killed, and he won't do anything reckless. Don't worry, why bother with false mercy here? Woolen cloth."

"This... hey, I'm afraid that the Buddha will blame me. There are too many sins."

The two were arguing here, when an old woman in green clothes came up the mountain road, holding a brocade dress in her hands, and a flowered hat was placed on the brocade dress.

(End of this chapter)