My girlfriend is Fairy Chang'e

Chapter 699

Ning Yingwu straightened his back, and kept saying hello to relatives and friends who came over, it was awesome.

This yacht is the Moonlight Princess, and Ning Yingwu has always wanted to keep it for himself, but Shi Fan made a phone call, and the yacht belongs to Swaziland. I'm short of money, but if I spend money to buy it, it's troublesome to order it.

By the swimming pool outside the cabin, Shi Fan was sitting under a sun umbrella, with Ning Qianqian in his arms on the left and Qian Hua on the right, drinking fine wine, while the Japanese girl waited eagerly on the side, licking the women from time to time, listening to Their voices of groaning and exhorting were extremely pleasant.

As the sun rose gradually, Ning Qianqian, Qianhua, and Nagasawa Masami each wore bikinis and went swimming in the swimming pool with their snow-white buttocks shaking. Shi Fan leaned on a rocking chair and basked in the sun. System, he wants to see where the monkey is.

Click on the monkey's profile picture, Shi Fan clicked on the video application, the monkey over there did not hesitate to agree, the picture that was reflected on Shi Fan's eyelids made Shi Fan's eyes widen, there were Bajie and Monk Sha in the picture, trees An old lady with snowy temples was stretching out her hand to grab Tang Seng, the old lady had a fierce look in her eyes, and several inches long claws protruded from her hand, Shi Fan could tell that it was a monster.

"Wukong, monks are merciful, just let this old lady go, her daughter is dead, it's not easy for the whole family, you monkey can't be so inhumane and kill people indiscriminately."

Monk Tang babbled, constantly persuading Sun Wukong, but he didn't know that the danger was coming.
"That's right, Brother Hou just killed someone's daughter, and he wants to kill an 80-year-old lady, what's going on!" Zhu Bajie also babbled, mainly because he was dissatisfied with Monkey for killing that beautiful village girl.

"Don't talk too much, Tang Seng, you idiot, get out of here, her daughter is only eighteen years old, how old is this old hag?"

The monkey sneered at the two people's opinions. Seeing that the old woman rushed towards Tang Seng, Monkey King pushed Tang Seng away and hit him with a stick.

"Bang!" With a blow to the ground, the old lady fell to the ground and died, and the monster had already used an autopsy method to get rid of her real body and left.

"Hey, you monkey, you hurt another life. If there is a mantra, I must recite you a thousand and eight hundred times." Tang Seng began to babble again, chanting Amitabha Buddha continuously.

"Old monk, stop talking!"

There is no gold hoop on his head, so Monkey King is not afraid of him, so he directly pushed Tang Seng aside, raised his cloud head to look for the figure of the monster, but he couldn't find it.

"You stinky monkey, why don't you learn the scriptures by yourself. People are monsters, but I think you are a monster." A fat guy with big ears jumped and scolded the monkey, needless to say, he was Zhu Bajie.

"That's right, I said Wukong, you can go back to your Huaguo Mountain quickly, and I will go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures with Bajie Drifting!" Tang Sanzang immediately agreed, and the monkeys didn't listen to him at all along the way, and made Tang Monk whole It's like a decoration.

"Don't talk too much, idiot!" Wukong struck with a stick, and Zhu Bajie hurriedly jumped away, "The stinky monkey can't say a word, you are too lawless."

"It's him who is lawless!" The monkey pointed, and saw Tang Monk holding an umbrella on a sunny day, riding leisurely on his horse to enjoy the scenery.

"Damn it!" Shi Fan was speechless for a while, it really was a bald man with an umbrella and lawless, this monk is quite leisurely, he enjoys the scenery and beautiful women when he has free time, and talks a few words about monkeys when he has no free time, it is simply too carefree.

Here Sun Wukong is still beating Bajie, the idiot is hopping and running, cursing as he runs, "You stinky monkey, you know how to kill innocent people. If you weren't so impulsive in Heaven back then, Lan'er would have died? You deserve it for the rest of your life." Be a monk alone."

The Drifting Monk originally ran over to persuade the fight, but when the Monkey heard this, he not only stopped beating Zhu Bajie, but also squatted on the side of the road holding the golden cudgel and became sad.

"Second Senior Brother, look at you, you're talking about Senior Brother's pain point again." Drifting blamed Zhu Bajie, and Zhu Bajie seemed to know that he had caused trouble, so he hurried over, "Brother Monkey, don't be angry, I also did it unintentionally." But having said that, those six fairies are so smart and cute, they went to the Demon Slaying Stage because of you, but unfortunately, they were killed by Wuzhishan, and they didn't even find their bodies, it's so pitiful."

"That's right, it's great to marry a fairy, and you can also be a son-in-law. Why bother to follow the poor monk out to suffer." Tang Seng over there also echoed.

"Second senior brother, please don't say a few words, master, you should also say a few words." Drifting began to persuade again.

"You idiot, how dare you poke my grandson's sore spot!" Sun Wukong jumped up suddenly, grabbed Bajie's ear and hit him.

"Brother Monkey, please forgive me. I don't dare anymore. In fact, I am more pitiful than you. I just chased after Fairy Chang'e, came back to molested Sister Guanyin, and then I was relegated to the mortal world and cast into a pig's fetus by mistake. In fact, I am much more pitiful than you."

"Well, you idiot, you still dare to think about Taiyin Xingjun, see if I don't beat you to death!" Monkey King rode on Bajie and beat him again.

"Elder brother, elder brother, please spare him!" Drifting came over to persuade again, and the monkey got up and jumped on the white dragon horse, and grabbed Tang Seng's ear again, "Well, you Tang monk, how dare you Don’t dare to make fun of my grandson anymore?”

"Okay, okay, I also said it unintentionally, monkey, you can let me go, my teacher is just a mortal, how can I resist your fists and feet."

Sun Wukong just jumped off the horse.

"Wukong!" Tang Seng over there sighed straight away, "You said you, you beat this and that every now and then. As a teacher, I decided not to accept you as an apprentice, nor to take you to learn scriptures. I will take Bajie and Sand Monk there. Learning from the scriptures, you can go back and forth wherever you go, you are too lawless."

"You are the one who is lawless." The monkey jumped over and pointed to Tang Seng's umbrella, "If it weren't for my grandson, would you have gone to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures with an umbrella? Can you raise such a fat and white person? Huh, I'm not satisfied, let's talk about it again." My grandson will not beat you!"

"Amitabha, Amitabha, Buddha, cure this monkey for me, the poor monk really can't stand him!" Tang Seng muttered, but he didn't dare to say it in front of the monkey.

But he said that the monster saw a few people fighting in mid-air, a sneer flashed in his eyes, he raised his hand, and a piece of Buddha's decree fell from the air, floating right in front of Zhu Bajie.

"Master, master, what is this?" Zhu Bajie handed the Buddhist paper to Tang Seng, and Tang Seng saw a few large characters written on it: You can't get rid of monster monkeys, and it's hard to get the scriptures.

"Amitabha Buddha!" ​​Tang Seng saw it and rolled off his horse. He was afraid of nothing but the Buddha's blame.

Tang Seng pointed at Sun Wukong, "Pohou, you have killed two people in just half a day. Now the Buddha blames you, and he will not accept you as an apprentice. Go back to your Huaguo Mountain."

(End of this chapter)