I am the best spirit stone

Chapter 372 Your master wants you to become a lady!

On the mountainside of Taicong Mountain, the clouds and smoke are faint and uncertain.A puff of smoke rises, curls and blows, and disappears instantly in the cloud of smoke.

The incomparably handsome man lifted up his sleeves, hem, and hair—his greasy hands were busy, bowing left and right, tinkering with two big roast chickens on the fire grill.

A woman stood in the cloud and smoke with her hands behind her back, her dress fluttering, and her back was so beautiful.

With a soft and pleasant voice, he sang in a low voice: "Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a temple on the mountain, and an old monk lived in the temple. Monk. The old monk said..."

Ren Xiaoyao laughed and said: "Little guy, look at what you're reading in a mess! Let's start again, and make something suitable for the occasion."

The woman pursed her mouth, her big eyes slid back and forth, and read out crisply: "Once upon a time there was a mountain called Taicong Mountain. There was a temple on the mountain called Taicong Temple. There lived an old fairy named Taicong on the mountain. Immortal. How is it? Is this a bit appropriate for the occasion?"

Ren Xiaoyao grinned loudly, shook his head and said, "No, no! Uncle Ren is asking you to read poetry, not to make you be a fly, and read all the humming and chirping, it's not good! Come again, remember to be poetic and picturesque!"

But Ren'er pretended to cry, and muttered: "Uncle Ren, we are here to steal roast chicken, why are you imitating literati and poets for no reason, and why are you playing some piano, chess, calligraphy and painting!"

Ren Xiaoyao shook his head again and again, and said, "It's still the same sentence - if you don't read poems, you won't be given meat!"

"Ah! Uncle Ren! You don't bring such a vicious person! Look - my stomach is so hungry!" Ke Ren'er sang the song of mourning soldiers.

Ren Xiaoyao turned his head away, saying that he would never soften his heart!
Seeing that the mourning policy was not working, Ren'er grumbled aggrievedly, and tried hard to think with his chin in his hands.

Ren Xiaoyao was fiddling with the grilled chicken, and said earnestly, "Little guy, Uncle Ren is also doing it for your own good. Look at you, how you have been used to by your master! Open your mouth when you eat, and stretch out your hands when you wear clothes. It's you who are talking about it." Son! To eat a grilled fish, he debones the fish and feeds it with his own hands! But you don’t even know how to kill a fish!”

"Look at you—do you sit or stand? You fly around all day, and when you stop, you lie in your master's arms. Alright! If Xuan Wuchen isn't here, you can't even sit well! "

"Look at you—after walking a few steps, you'll be yelling that your feet are sore and your legs are sore. As soon as you open your mouth, you can only tell jokes! How can this go on! While your master is not here, Uncle Ren will take the opportunity to teach you. There is a demon king here , Guaranteed that in a few days you will be completely reborn and completely new!"

Ren Xiaoyao stretched out his hand proudly, full of confidence, full of hope for the future——

Suddenly, a waxy voice reminded: "Uncle Ren, the fire is out."

Ren Xiaoyao lowered his head, fiddling with the fire on the ground in a panic, blowing and blowing——huh!The fire flared up again.

Yushi glanced at Uncle Ren of the tabby cat, couldn't help but rolled his eyes, and muttered to himself: "If you don't die, you won't die..."

Sure enough, Ren Xiaoyao frowned, looked at his dirty hands, and yelled, "Ah! Why are my hands so dirty! Ah - so dirty!"

The next moment, a voice desperately trying to suppress a smile sounded: "Uncle Ren, your face is even dirtier!"

"what!"

Ren Xiaoyao yelled again, and ran towards a stream not far away.

As expected - "Plop!", and he jumped into the water!
"Haha..." Yushi was overjoyed, swallowed his saliva, grinning, grabbed a big roast chicken, and began to eat happily.

I don't know why Uncle Ren suddenly became nervous. After he came out of Fanglin Garden, he clamored to give her a whole body makeover.

And the so-called big transformation, for her, is simply a big torture!Don't fly, don't run, don't jump, don't swear - speak out, in verse!
Nima!Is this not bare/naked/naked torture? !

Of course she will resist!
"Uncle Ren, you won't hurt your back when you stand and talk!"

Uncle Ren had no choice but to lead by example, not to fly around at will, not to use exercises at will, walk to demonstrate movements, and speak to demonstrate idioms and verses.

She shook her head and shook her head again, completely refusing.

"Uncle Ren, I admit defeat, I admit defeat to the head office, right?"

The next moment, she was pinched back - Uncle Ren shook his head and shook his head with a cold face.

She shrugged her shoulders indifferently, and was about to leave after slapping her buttocks—Uncle Ren smiled, persuading and coaxing, and even threw out a trick—here comes the roast chicken!
In order to have good food, she had to temporarily sacrifice happiness.

It's just that Lord Ren's method of roasting chicken without magic is really slow, and while tormenting her, it is tormenting him.The final outcome is - Ren Damojun jumped into the creek directly!

No matter, no one cares - hurry up and eat more!

As for a certain Ren Xiaoyao who was not in charge of jumping in the stream, he jumped up wetly, cast a spell, dried his whole body, looked at the hands that had finally recovered cleanly, and looked down at the handsome and unparalleled face reflected in the stream, Only then did he breathe a sigh of relief, and walked towards the person who was buried in eating.

"Little guy, tsk tsk! Can't you be more ladylike? Look at you, your face is full of oil, and your mouth is full of meat. You don't look like a fairy!"

Ren Xiaoyao rolled his eyes and kept talking.

"Don't forget, what I said just now - you have to recite [-] idioms and [-] poems to eat. How do you steal it? Put it down quickly, and finish memorizing it quickly, waiting for Uncle Ren to conjure up a pair of chopsticks , a plate, take out the chicken, and you eat it bite by bite, chewing slowly. Little guy, be good, be obedient."

Yushi managed to raise his head, his mouth was full of big chunks of meat, his cheeks were bulging, and he stared at him with wide eyes.

Ren Xiaoyao covered his eyes and said, "Swallow it first, then put down the roast chicken. Be good, be obedient."

Keren swallowed the meat in his mouth and waved his hands like chasing flies away.

"Uncle Ren, let me finish eating before you nag, now find a corner to stay. Be good, be obedient."

Ren Xiaoyao couldn't laugh or cry, so he had to be obedient and stand in the corner, waiting for her to finish eating.

He hastily stepped forward with a smile——

"and many more!"

A small hand stretched out, successfully stopping his approach.

Ren Xiaoyao smiled ingratiatingly, and coaxed: "Little guy, it's time for etiquette class."

Keren stretched out his little hand and shouted again: "Wait! I have something to ask."

Ren Xiaoyao sighed, but had no choice but to give up: "Ask."

Yushi also sighed, and asked, "Uncle Ren, what's the matter with you? Are you sick and have a fever? Or have you lost your temper? Everyone is so familiar, so tell the truth."

Why let her learn to be a lady for no reason? !If she could change, she would have changed in the morning, okay?If she could change, she wouldn't be called Xuanshi, but a lady.

Ren Xiaoyao's handsome face flushed slightly, and he muttered, "You still noticed..."

Yushi rolled her eyes and muttered: "Nonsense!" Could she not notice such an obvious change?Even if she becomes blind, she will definitely be able to detect it.

"Actually, Xuan Wuchen asked me to do this."

"Ah?! My master?!"

(End of this chapter)