I am the best spirit stone

Chapter 479 Because of ape dung, I stepped on pig dung!
Shu Kingdom, southern hills.

Getting out of the treasure car, the four of them flew down, heading straight for Xiaoqiankun Mountain.

Elder Min frowned, and muttered: "There are still a lot of people around here! The smell is really mixed!"

Ren Xiaoyao nodded in agreement: "There are a few villages ahead, with about a few hundred earthen houses in a mess."

Xuan Wuchen took Yushi by his hand, and the two fell to the ground lightly.

Elder Min and Ren Xiaoyao looked at the dirty ground, each hugging their long beards, frowning in embarrassment.One person was pulling on a bright red noble robe, with disgust hidden in his evil eyebrows and eyes.

Yushi couldn't help rolling his eyes, and asked angrily: "Both of you, don't you want to keep flying around? What if someone treats you as monsters and throws eggs and vegetable leaves—that's old Min's beard, Uncle Ren's!" The robe, I guess it will only look ugly!"

Come here, there is no need to be so hypocritical!This is to ask for help, not to play and vacation.As for this look?

Elder Min pursed his mouth when he heard the words, stuffed his long beard into his collar, and turned his chest into a big drum.The corners of Ren Xiaoyao's eyes twitched, he pulled the robe onto his calf, and fixed the position with magic.

Uh……

Yushi wiped off a cold sweat with three big black lines on his forehead, and muttered: "Please! You guys look even weirder like this, don't you?"

A white-haired old man with frighteningly large breasts and a handsome and charming man with a robe that can be pulled up automatically.

She can only use one word to describe - awkward!
And it's awkward!

Elder Min grievously pursed his lips, and asked, "But... madam, what should I do then?"

Yushi's big eyes rolled away, pointing to the huge breasts, and suggested: "Use magic to corset your breasts and make them as flat as possible. If it doesn't work, at least make the cups smaller."

Elder Min frowned suspiciously. Although he didn't know what a cup was, he still thought of a way to compress the long beard in his arms and flatten his chest.

Yushi looked at Ren Xiaoyao——

The latter hurriedly stopped, and hastily explained: "Little guy, this is the robe that this devil likes most! Don't make up your mind!"

But Ren'er stared helplessly, and muttered: "Who cares about your clothes! Wearing such a gorgeous color, it's no wonder it's not regarded as a red firecracker!"

Forehead!
The corners of Ren Xiaoyao's eyes twitched, and he stared at her angrily and amusedly.

Unexpectedly, a certain person explained with a smile: "In the six realms, except for Uncle Ren, no one else has the ability to wear the red robe so evilly, domineeringly, and so gorgeous! Wearing it is only for being a firecracker!"

"Haha..." Ren Xiaoyao laughed loudly, with a smile all over his face, and said: "This is what the devil likes!"

Yushi smiled and continued: "Just hide your hem, that's enough."

This uncle Ren's robe dragged for more than half a meter.If it stays here for a while longer, it is probably no longer a gorgeous and noble robe tail, but the smelliest and dirtiest rag in the world.

Although Ren Xiaoyao thought in his heart that this would damage his beauty and nobility, but seeing the potholes, a piece of rubbish in the east, and a path of dirt in the west, he had no choice but to endure it, put on the tail of his robe for protection, and became completely invisible again.

Yushi changed into a chivalrous woman's attire, while Xuan Wuchen was still dressed in a white robe, without any other disguise.

The four of them walked on the country road, looking left and right, occasionally a few chubby old hens ran quickly, followed by a big rooster in heat with spread wings.

There were several barks from the alley, and the big yellow dog yelled desperately when he saw them passing by.

Pig snoring, one after another, one after another.

The voice of the aunt next door nagging the child, and the sound of the old man sharpening the knife in front.The sound of pounding clothes by the stream, the gossip of three aunts and six wives, chattering, messing around...

These most ordinary and ordinary voices, in the ears of people like them with extremely sensitive ears, are loud and loud, making their eardrums hurt!

There are not many residents in the small village, except for the small animals raised and children playing, there are hardly any adults.

The four of them kept walking along the side of the mountain, their footsteps were fast, some covered their noses, some covered their ears...

The corners of Ren Xiaoyao's eyes kept twitching, and his hands kept casting spells on the boots under his feet-removing dust, removing dirt, removing turbidity, going and going!
The cheerful chirping of several children came.

"How dare you throw me! I'll smash you!"

"Run! Ahahaha!"

"You can't go over there! My mother said it!"

"coward……"

The four of them walked a large circle down the mountain, but they still didn't see any sign of the villa.There is a fork ahead, and the road is still a muddy path.

Yushi turned to them and said, "Let's search separately. You go that way, we go this way. Remember, there may be a formation that hides the existence of the villa, so be careful—"

"Wait a minute!"

Ren Xiaoyao's face was slightly pale, the corners of his eyes twitched, and he gritted his teeth and asked, "May I ask, is there anything in the world that smells bad, a big lump, and it's soft to step on?"

Uh……

Everyone looked at his feet in unison, then the corners of their eyes twitched, and they moved back in unison.

"what!"

Lord Ren finally couldn't take it anymore!

With a flick of the colorful robe, he flew up, and with a flash of white light, he flew away at top speed!

Old General Min moved down his hand covering his nose, covered his mouth, giggled, and shook his shoulders.

Yushi said "Wow!" and sighed: "The fastest speed in the universe! The excitation of pig manure - it's amazing!"

Her crooked and slender eyebrows twitched mischievously, and she laughed out loud.

"Uncle Ren, because of ape dung, you were lucky to step on pig dung...haha!"

Xuan Wuchen still had a cool and handsome face, but there was a faint twitch at the corner of his mouth.

Suddenly, an evil voice came out from a distance: "Come here! Come here!" The voice was no longer the usual lazy voice, but with a touch of excitement.

Everyone quickly moved their shadows and quickly approached the source of the sound.

I saw that Lord Ren had changed into a colorful robe, his whole body was brand new and shiny, and even his hair had been combed and washed!
This speed——is even more jaw-dropping!
"Here! There is a formation barrier here, and it is probably inside."

Yushi and Xuan Wuchen stepped forward quickly and began to test.

Elder Min just wanted to run up, but turned back halfway, and asked curiously in a low voice: "Shengjun, how...how did you find out that there is a formation here?"

They walked more than half a circle around the mountain, but they couldn't find it.Why did he find it as soon as he walked away!

Ren Xiaoyao glared at him angrily, and let go of his hand holding his forehead - there was a big bump on the top.

"Pfft!"

Elder Min couldn't help it, giggled, and said, "Shengjun, you always like to use this method to discover formations...Puchi!"

The next moment, a fierce and icy gaze swept over, and the slender eyebrows burst into dangerous light.

Elder Min covered his mouth, blushed, and slipped away.

Ren Xiaoyao rolled his eyes helplessly, knowing how to cast spells, he pushed down the big raised bag, checked the road ahead, and checked again to make sure there was no suspicious feces before finally taking a step forward.

"Master, it's the hidden maze!"

Yushi's crisp voice came from the front.

(End of this chapter)