The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 299 My Captain Is A Little Hypocritical
Not only him, but even his teammates had complicated expressions. Their jungler went crazy on the spot and looked at him in shock: "Fuck you, Xu Lang, when did you get involved with him?"

"Brother Dang, forget it, it's not worth it for this kind of dog man." Their assistant quickly stopped the jungler, for fear that this guy's brain would rush to fight with him.

"Excuse me?" Xu Lang looked at his teammates in shock, "When did I become a dog man again?"

"Bah, scumbag." Their top order directly spat at him and turned his head angrily.

Xu Lang: "Listen to my explanation..."

"It's in vain that our brother has so much love for you, you've disappointed us so much!" This time it was his ADC.

Xu Lang: "It's not like this..."

"Fucking little Langlang, you can do it, you, when did you hook up Lu Shen? Are you very resourceful?" Chen Su looked at him with a look of relief.

"I really want to know too!" Xu Lang's face was full of collapse, "I only met him in the bathroom except on the field, so it couldn't be because of my washing hands that attracted his attention?"

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, he regretted it again, because he saw Lu Yan, the e-sports boss, nodded and looked at him seriously: "Well, I like people like you who don't shake the water after washing their hands , so let’s dress as a woman.”

Xu Lang: "..." But I'm fucking straight, bah, I can't even be curvy!And did I really not shake the water when I washed my hands?Dump it...

Just when he was struggling with the question of whether to shake the water or not, Chen Su had already pushed him away, shook the phone and said, "Our little Langlang is rather shy, God Lu, don't scare him, so you can pass my phone first." Friend request?"

When it was mentioned to add WeChat, Lu Yan, who was full of aura just now, was scared instantly.

Bu Yao looked at him with a fake smile, "Miss sister asked to add you as a friend, how about some response?"

"I'm afraid not." Lu Yan refused.

"Why?" Chen Su looked at him expectantly, and joked, "Don't worry about Xiao Langlang, I have his contract of sale."

Selling a contract = signing a contract.

Xu Lang: "..." Sister Chen, I hate you.

Lu Yan thought for a while, and said solemnly: "Because I just had a surgery to remove the useless accessory tissues of the human body today, and my fingers hurt a bit after cutting too much."

"What?" Chen Su was confused.

He Xiaopang: "It's just that it hurts to cut too much nails. It hurts so much that I can't complete the operation of applying for a friend. Our captain is a bit hypocritical, which makes Manager Chen laugh."

Chen Su: "...What about another day?"

Lu Yan: "I'll cut it another day."

Chen Su: "..."

"So I don't need women's clothes anymore?" Xu Lang's immature face was full of joy when he saw that his sister Chen's scheme failed.

After he was happy, he felt that he still needed to explain. He clasped his hands together and bowed to Lu Yan, apologetically saying: "I'm really sorry, God Lu, it's all because I accidentally caught your attention. Be sure to shake off the water after washing your hands, and you must never show any mercy to me."

"Even if I stay, I will not agree, because although I look like a crooked person, I am actually straight." After speaking, he seemed to feel that he was not convincing enough, and then pointed to Bu Yao and said, "Like Hero Miss Zhong is my favorite type!"

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, he felt that the boss looked at him even colder, and wished to kill him.

Xu Lang felt that he might be in love and could not let love lead to hatred.

(End of this chapter)