The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 368
But he shook his head, his amber eyes were full of smiles, and he said word by word: "It's not a physical promise, it's because I want to marry the right match."

Every syllable is like a small stone, hitting her heart one by one, and finally set off a huge wave in her heart.

Bu Yao's face turned red immediately, and his words were played in a loop in his ears, and the barrage in his head was also constantly refreshing.

Ah ha ha ha ha Captain, is he going to marry me?

Hey hey hey hey the captain said he wanted to marry me!

Hee hee hee hee hee captain he wants to marry me!

Fuck you, I want love!

Because she was so happy, she walked in a floating way, and when she shook hands with the opposite party, she was all smiles, and she almost didn't say "Happy New Year, big brother and sister-in-law, I wish everyone a happy new year".

In the end, Lu Yan couldn't bear it anymore, grabbed her by the arm and forcibly lifted her off the stage. He said with a smirk: "One more requirement from my wife, you are not allowed to smile at them when shaking hands."

Only then did Bu Yao stop her smirk, "Crying and shaking will be regarded as crazy."

"When you win a game, you say you are happy and cry, and when you lose a game, you say you are sad and want to cry, or simply say that you have a handshake phobia, and you want to cry when you touch other people's hands. Since then, no one has dared to shake hands with you. "

After he finished speaking, he clicked his lips in admiration, "Well, there's nothing wrong with it, it's called eliminating handshakes from the root."

Bu Yao: "..." I just quietly watched you talking nonsense.

"By the way, I can also help you with a hot search. I have already thought about the copywriting for you: you shake hands, I shake hands, Bu Yao tears every day, you don't shake hands, I don't shake hands, Bu Yao is happy every day."

Bu Yao: "..." I always feel that he is taking revenge for blowing his nose.

As soon as the two of them got off the stage, He Xiaopang rushed up like a small cannonball, and broke his hand as soon as he came up, "What are you doing? What does it look like in the public? Let me loose open!"

Lu Yan reluctantly let go of his hand, and said sourly: "It's nothing, just bring back the silly dog ​​who is flirting around my house."

Bu Yao snorted and said casually: "You lead the dog, I will lead the dog, I want to blow your dog's head off, if you don't hold it, I won't hold it, I want to send you to heaven."

Isn't it just making a sentence and rhyming it? Who can't do it?
Lu Yan: "..."

Since Laifu's support didn't take many kills, the MVP of the game was still given to Bu Yao.

She followed the staff to the interview booth, and saw You with an unscrupulous smile on his face.

"Hello, audience friends, I am your poisonous milk You, standing next to me is tonight's MVP, top laner Hero of Team Win."

"Hi everyone, I'm Hero." Bu Yao greeted the camera very cooperatively, wondering why he suddenly stopped flirting.

After finishing the opening remarks, You smiled and said, "Tonight we saw that everyone in Win seemed to be drugged, playing extremely fiercely. Although I have initially suspected that they all urgently want to go to the toilet, but I still want to ask Hero, are you really in a hurry, or are you going to fight to the end, and be a bandit team that burns, kills, robs and commits all kinds of crimes?"

Before Bu Yao could answer, he heard him add slowly, "Please ask this legendary lady-dresser to touch your phantom limb and talk."

Bu Yao: "..." What the hell is talking while touching phantom limbs?Can you still have a normal person in your KPL league?
"First of all, I'm not a bigwig in women's clothing, secondly I don't have phantom limbs, and finally, we're not in a hurry to urinate." Bu Yao said, and couldn't help but glance at the audience.

Her Mr. Lu was sitting under the stage looking at her with a smile. The moment their eyes met, she smiled and said, "We just want to finish the fight early and go home from get off work."

(End of this chapter)