The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 38 Take My Hydrangea and You Are Mine

[All] Win, Beauty (Diao Chan): Husband, I was wrong, please let me go~
"." Bu Yao's face was full of black lines in an instant. I really didn't expect that Lu Shen, who is the first show in KPL, would be so cowardly. Shouldn't this situation be that people can be killed rather than humiliated?
Why is his script different from others?Have some morals, big brother!

"Hey, hey, as expected of me, God Lu, who looks so handsome in such a shameless way!" Chi Xiaonian turned into a little fan girl in seconds, blowing wildly.

Bu Yao rolled her eyes and didn't bother to complain about her ugly dog ​​with a filter so thick that she was in outer space.

After being molested by Lu Shen all night, now it's finally her turn to counter molesting, I'm a little excited just thinking about it!
Anyway, it's already on fire, and she doesn't mind making things bigger. Anyway, collecting one blade is a collection, and collecting a dozen blades is also a collection. If you collect too much, you can open a blade shop and make a fortune.

Come on, God Lu, let's hurt each other!

[All] Female Warrior Hero (Lu Bu): Give me a reason not to kill you.

[All] Win, Beauty (Diao Chan): Alright, just stand there and don't move.

[All] Win, Jiang Jiang (Cai Wenji): Shall I buy you an orange?Wow, miss, don't be fooled by this dog!Slashed him to avenge me, rush duck!

【All】Win, Beauty (Diao Chan): Shut up, you eat things from inside out.

Bu Yao really just stood there obediently, and she wanted to see what other wild things this wild man, known as the No. [-] show in KPL, could do!
Seeing that Lu Bu stopped in place, Diao Chan finally stopped running. She came to Lu Bu with light dance steps, and then released her skill right at him.

A bright white lotus floated out from her sleeve, and the petals lightly touched Lu Bu's chest, and then hid in her sleeve again, leaving only a snowflake on top of Lu Bu's head, representing her superimposed passivity.

[All] Female Warrior Hero (Lu Bu): What do you mean?You want to kill me back?
Please forgive her, who is not coquettish enough, for not being able to understand Lu Shen's coquettish operations.

[All] Win, Beauty (Diao Chan): After taking my hydrangea, I will be yours.

[All] Win, Beauty (Diaochan): So, can you let me go home now?

Fuck?Why did you still blackmail her?
Bu Yao was so choked that she almost couldn't catch her breath, and her fair cheeks were quickly covered with a layer of pink, and the temperature at the base of her ears was so hot that she was almost unconscious, her fingers trembled, and a flat A was hit directly. On Diao Chan.

Diao Chan died on the spot.

"Fuck? You're a bit cruel, little brother!" If it wasn't for being held down by Lele, Chi Xiaonian would have jumped up and killed her. "It's fine to reject our God Lu, but you still dare to kill him?"

"Hey, Lu Shenshuai is very handsome, but his eyesight is not good at such a young age, why did he fall in love with this unlucky kid like Bu Yao?" Lele sighed.

Gege hammered the table frantically, "If God Lu picks me up, can I pamper him to heaven!"

"Maybe, this is love." Chi Xiaonian pretended to wipe away his tears, "From now on, whether he is windy, rainy, cloudy or sunny has nothing to do with me, I wish you happiness."

Lin Sen: "Good job!"

Not only did he do it beautifully, if he wasn't playing a game and couldn't spare his hands, he would almost jump up and applaud, okay?
Of course, as soon as he said this, he was blasted by the three crazy Mrs. Lu around him, and the contestants were in chaos.

[All] Win, Beauty (Diao Chan): Hey, how dare you domestically abuse me?
[All] Female Warrior Hero (Lu Bu): I'm sorry, but ugly.

[All] Win, Beauty (Diaochan): Alright, you, a heartless man who turns his face and denies others, has successfully caught my attention!
【All】Female Warrior Hero (Lu Bu): .
What else can she say?Brother, are you sure you are not a Shaking M?
"Hahahaha what the hell, what kind of sand sculpture domineering president plot is this?"

"Let me tell you a joke, Lu Shen, the most handsome in all of our KPLs, was rejected ugly by a big guy in women's clothing!"

"To tell you the truth, God Lu's hydrangea has teased me, but brother Hero, what kind of sham reaction is this? Forcibly turning an idol drama into a double-mouthed comedy, okay?"

"Looking at the style of painting, it's not impossible to come to Duan Dongbei Errenzhuan."

"A King's Glory version of Country Love is not too bad."

"Put me out of the car! This is not the idol drama I want to watch!"

"Hahahaha welcome to the scene of a large netizen breaking up and compounding domestic violence."

"I'm starting to believe that they're a real brotherhood."

"Zhen Ah Zhen fell in love with Ah Qiang."

"."

Looking at his dead body, Lu Yan was very heartbroken, feeling that he had finally met his opponent after so many years of being an invincible opponent.

Can't move, can't move, boss, go to the solo queue!

"Hahahaha, Captain, you were rejected by the ugly! The little sister I am a fan of really has a personality, but she is different from the group of coquettish sluts outside who only call her husband 666!" Jiang Jiang slapped the table and laughed wildly.

"After all, those of us who play top laner don't have feelings." Blast casually flicked his wild curly bangs, with a deep and melancholy expression on his face.

"You don't have a partner." Laifu silently made up the knife.

"." Burst's deep expression immediately froze on his face, and a chestnut hit the back of Lai Fu's head: "Get lost!"

Jiang Jiang: "Look, it hit him, and he got angry."

Explosion: "." Where is the ability to kill teammates?He's going to kill these little bastards!

After taking over the Overlord, the pressure on the Flag team's line has been effectively relieved, but it's useless. They can't beat it, but they can't beat it.

In particular, Bu Yao successfully angered the four big bosses on the opposite side.

After the resurrection of the people on the opposite side, they brought the soldiers in the middle to the high ground tower, and they had a sense of sight of bandits besieging the city.

[All] Win, Blast (Mulan): Listen up, people inside, obediently hand over Lu Bu, and spare you all.

[All] Female Warrior Hero (Lu Bu): Huh?

Bu Yao is really convinced, are they addicted to acting?What did the acting director do against her?

Please forgive her for living for so many years, there is no B number in the dictionary.

[All] Win, Beauty (Diao Chan): What are you talking about?It’s you, wash it up obediently and come into my arms, otherwise I’ll push your highland tower, smash your crystal, and kill you whole village!

[All] A little rice cake (Daji): She is just a stupid roe deer, what do you want her to do, husband, come and catch me, I am obedient!

[All] Big Square (Hou Yi): Husband, I can spoil you to heaven!
[All] Happy Duck (Bull Demon): Husband, me, me, me!
As soon as this remark came out, it immediately aroused the collective disgust of the teammates.

　[Today's Sao Comment:
　　Shanglian: There are three good things about Laifu: pay for your card, spoil your husband, and talk less.

　　The second couplet: Jiang Jiang will play tricks: jumping over the tower, playing dead, and talking about tuberculosis.

　　Horizontal batch: Jiang Fu Saigao

　　—— Yuantao]

　　
　
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