The e-sports god takes it home
Chapter 607 Pole Dancing
Chapter 607 Pole Dancing
As soon as the Diamond team came out of the arena after the game, Chen Wanshui's cell phone rang, and he slid down to answer it, and He Qianshan's tongue-in-cheek voice came out from inside: "Hey, Chen Wanshui, we're in the playoffs, a lot faster than you guys. Hours, envy or not! Envy or envy! Angry or not!"
Chen Wanshui: "...a man can't be too fast."
As soon as He Xiaopang heard his voice, he laughed twice: "Damn ghost, you can't help talking to me at last? I thought you put the phone on the table... I have been talking for so long and ignored you I."
Chen Wanshui's face was covered with black lines, "Go back to sleep when you're drunk, what kind of drunkenness are you playing?"
"I just want to be crazy about drinking!" He Xiaopang suddenly turned up the volume: "If you don't let me be crazy about drinking, I will curse you, I will curse you to play games with broken screens, network delays, empty skills, and you will lose every win!"
Chen Wanshui: "..." He is crazy to answer his phone, right?
He looked back with some guilt, and saw that the whole team was staring at him in unison, with the same auntie smile on their faces.
Chen Wanshui: "...don't get me wrong, he's drunk."
Xianyu held his face in both hands, his eyes were full of light, and he looked like a young girl Huaichun, "I heard that when people get drunk, they will always call the person they love the most. Brother Shui, you and fat brother are hiding so deeply? It's unavoidable. It's so romantic!"
Zhou Ziming clicked his lips: "Look at the wronged fat brother."
Imitating He Xiaopang's tone, Xianyu squeezed his throat and slapped Zhou Ziming: "Damn ghost, can you finally stop talking to me?"
Chen Wanshui: "..."
If the explanation does not make sense, I simply give up the explanation.
Even if He Xiaopang was crying on the phone, I would stand still.
After assisting He Xiaopang, Lu Yan turned his attention to Jiang Jiang and Laifu.
Laifu is considered the best wine here, and when he was drunk, he sat without crying or making noise, staring at Jiang Jiang and giggling.
Jiang Jiang opened his hands, flapped his arms and swayed in a circle, singing and dancing in front of him like a moth: "Spin and jump, I close my eyes..."
Other people's singing voices have been kissed by angels, and he probably has his throat locked by the King of Hades. Every line of the lyrics can sing the feeling of being polished by gauze, which makes people feel hairy.
After singing like this for a while, he was not satisfied again, and turned around the room looking for steel pipes.
"What are you looking for for the steel pipe? Are you going to fight?" Lu Yan asked him.
Jiang Jiang shook his head, smiling like a silly son of a landlord, "I, I don't want to fight, I want to do a pole dance for Laifu!"
Lu Yan: "...there is a telephone pole at the gate, why don't you go out and jump?"
"Brother...isn't that good?" Cai Cai said weakly.
Seeing the team bully taking advantage of their drunkenness to do whatever he wanted, he immediately felt a little thankful that he was a minor, and He Xiaopang forbade him to drink.
Then he saw Lu Tuba Yan turned his gaze to him, "Why didn't you drink?"
That tone, how regretful and regretful it is.
Cai Cai was even a little skeptical, he didn't drink just to watch them go crazy.
"Brother, I'm underage..." He reminded weakly.
Lu Yan said "Oh", "The next scene may not be suitable for children, why don't you take a taxi back first?"
Cai Cai: "???"
! ! !What the hell is it not suitable for children!Brother, what are you going to do to them!
As soon as this idea came out, Cai Cai was stunned for a moment, wait!Why does he have strange ideas!He was so pure that he was successfully led astray by them!
(End of this chapter)
As soon as the Diamond team came out of the arena after the game, Chen Wanshui's cell phone rang, and he slid down to answer it, and He Qianshan's tongue-in-cheek voice came out from inside: "Hey, Chen Wanshui, we're in the playoffs, a lot faster than you guys. Hours, envy or not! Envy or envy! Angry or not!"
Chen Wanshui: "...a man can't be too fast."
As soon as He Xiaopang heard his voice, he laughed twice: "Damn ghost, you can't help talking to me at last? I thought you put the phone on the table... I have been talking for so long and ignored you I."
Chen Wanshui's face was covered with black lines, "Go back to sleep when you're drunk, what kind of drunkenness are you playing?"
"I just want to be crazy about drinking!" He Xiaopang suddenly turned up the volume: "If you don't let me be crazy about drinking, I will curse you, I will curse you to play games with broken screens, network delays, empty skills, and you will lose every win!"
Chen Wanshui: "..." He is crazy to answer his phone, right?
He looked back with some guilt, and saw that the whole team was staring at him in unison, with the same auntie smile on their faces.
Chen Wanshui: "...don't get me wrong, he's drunk."
Xianyu held his face in both hands, his eyes were full of light, and he looked like a young girl Huaichun, "I heard that when people get drunk, they will always call the person they love the most. Brother Shui, you and fat brother are hiding so deeply? It's unavoidable. It's so romantic!"
Zhou Ziming clicked his lips: "Look at the wronged fat brother."
Imitating He Xiaopang's tone, Xianyu squeezed his throat and slapped Zhou Ziming: "Damn ghost, can you finally stop talking to me?"
Chen Wanshui: "..."
If the explanation does not make sense, I simply give up the explanation.
Even if He Xiaopang was crying on the phone, I would stand still.
After assisting He Xiaopang, Lu Yan turned his attention to Jiang Jiang and Laifu.
Laifu is considered the best wine here, and when he was drunk, he sat without crying or making noise, staring at Jiang Jiang and giggling.
Jiang Jiang opened his hands, flapped his arms and swayed in a circle, singing and dancing in front of him like a moth: "Spin and jump, I close my eyes..."
Other people's singing voices have been kissed by angels, and he probably has his throat locked by the King of Hades. Every line of the lyrics can sing the feeling of being polished by gauze, which makes people feel hairy.
After singing like this for a while, he was not satisfied again, and turned around the room looking for steel pipes.
"What are you looking for for the steel pipe? Are you going to fight?" Lu Yan asked him.
Jiang Jiang shook his head, smiling like a silly son of a landlord, "I, I don't want to fight, I want to do a pole dance for Laifu!"
Lu Yan: "...there is a telephone pole at the gate, why don't you go out and jump?"
"Brother...isn't that good?" Cai Cai said weakly.
Seeing the team bully taking advantage of their drunkenness to do whatever he wanted, he immediately felt a little thankful that he was a minor, and He Xiaopang forbade him to drink.
Then he saw Lu Tuba Yan turned his gaze to him, "Why didn't you drink?"
That tone, how regretful and regretful it is.
Cai Cai was even a little skeptical, he didn't drink just to watch them go crazy.
"Brother, I'm underage..." He reminded weakly.
Lu Yan said "Oh", "The next scene may not be suitable for children, why don't you take a taxi back first?"
Cai Cai: "???"
! ! !What the hell is it not suitable for children!Brother, what are you going to do to them!
As soon as this idea came out, Cai Cai was stunned for a moment, wait!Why does he have strange ideas!He was so pure that he was successfully led astray by them!
(End of this chapter)
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