The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 609 I am a bird

Sure enough, his Bu Yaoyao is the cutest.

With great difficulty, he stuffed all the group of 'candied haws' behind him into the bus, and then sat in the back row with her in his arms as usual.

She doesn't act like a drunk when she's drunk, but she's very obsessive and likes to act like a baby.

The bus started slowly, and the only sound left in the car was He Xiaopang's voice scolding Chen Wanshui on the phone.

Hearing this, Lu Yan just wanted to complain. He hadn't hung up the phone after being scolded all night. It was true love. Wanshui Qianshan was locked!
And his Mrs. Lu was obediently held in his arms, with a smile in her eyes rippling in the autumn waves, staring at him without blinking.

Lu Yan almost drowned in her eyes.Before he could lower his head to kiss her, she wrapped her arms around his neck and pressed him close.

Lu Yan hugged her tightly, and for the first time felt that the road back to the hotel was really long.

When all the impulses in Lu Yan's body calmed down, and he was even a little sleepy, the bus finally arrived at the hotel where they were staying.

Lu Yan first carried her out of the car and put her aside, then turned around and got into the car to get rid of the group of drunken lunatics, thinking with a look of desperation, next time he will be the drunk one.

It is really exhausting to take a group of mentally handicapped children.

What is even more desperate is that the man who threatened to sleep with him for the rest of his life changed his mind as soon as he got out of the car, hugging the tree in front of the hotel and refusing to leave.

Lu Yan had no choice but to let Caicai lead the group of drunkards up first, and he would deal with the temper tantrums.

"Why are you disobedient again?" He poked her on the forehead, as if educating his own daughter.

Bu Yao clasped the bark with both hands, and smiled very devilishly: "Hehehe... because I am a bird, and every bird sleeps on a tree."

After laughing, she waved to him, "Go, I'm going to sleep, good night."

Lu Yan: "..." What the hell is the little bird!
He even wondered if she had been possessed by something weird, such as a dramatist.

Without any explanation, he pulled her down from the tree, forcibly led her away, and tried to reason with her: "Even small birds are domesticated, and domesticated ones have to go back to sleep."

And Bu Yao, who was a dramatist, ignored him at all, and refused to walk on a good road, insisting on walking along the edge of the green belt.

Lu Yan also let her make trouble, and even thought in his heart that if he was bumped into by fans, he would definitely be on the hot search again.

He has already thought of the hot search title: #话言夫妻，早狗狗#
It was his stupid dog who was drunk for a walk.

After walking along the side of the road for a while, his silly dog ​​became disobedient again and plunged into the green belt.

Ah no, I jumped in.

There happened to be a fresh earth pit in the green belt, it should be newly dug for planting trees, his silly dog ​​just stood in that earth pit, shook his hand and said: "What are you doing in a daze, hurry up!" Help me bury it!"

Lu Yan: "???"

What the hell is buried in the soil!It's scary in the middle of the night, okay?

Did your old man crawl out of an old grave deep in the mountains?

Lu Yan looked at her in horror, "Why do you bury the soil?"

Bu Yao looked serious, "Because I'm about to bloom!"

Lu Yan: "..." Well, it's so cute.

Seeing that he wasn't moving, she grabbed his hand and shook it, urging him anxiously: "Bury him quickly, or we won't be able to keep up with photosynthesis."

Lu Yan: "..." There is no sun, your photosynthesis is a ghost!
He must have had a brain twitch to walk the street with her in the middle of the night.

So he reached out and pulled her out of the pit, and carried her to the hotel.

(End of this chapter)