The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 714 Double Happiness

Looking at his long hands and long feet and looking at his own short legs and arms, Chi Xiaonian silently gave up this crazy idea.

But what she didn't know was that her Guangshen was actually more nervous than she was.

After all, he hasn't had close contact with girls since he was a child, and even the dog he raises is male.

In order to show his gentlemanly demeanor and prevent her from feeling casual, he even specially picked out a set of long-sleeved pajamas.

But for some reason, she looked at him a little strangely.

Maybe it's because I think it's a bit silly to wear long sleeves in summer... Yu Shenguang thought silently.

After drying her hair, he took out the newly bought slippers and put them by the bed, squatted down and began to help her change her shoes again, and at the same time instructed in a low voice: "To the left is cold water, to the right is hot water, in summer The temperature of solar energy is relatively high, so be careful not to get burned, and the water should not be too cold, or you will catch a cold.”

Chi Xiaonian sat up in a daze, "Oh..."

What the hell is solar temperature!It's not that I haven't taken a bath since I grew up so big!
Yu Shenguang thought for a while and said: "Stand on the non-slip mat when taking a shower, the bathroom floor will be slippery after being wet, don't fall down."

Chi Xiaonian: "Oh..."

Yu Shenguang: "Do you need me to help you get a small stool in?"

Chi Xiaonian: "..." What the hell is the little stool!
As if seeing her doubts, Yu Shenguang took the initiative to explain: "The mirror in the bathroom is relatively high."

Not only the mirror, but in order to cater to his height, even the storage racks, towel hooks, and sinks are taller than normal, and he is afraid that her little girl will not be able to reach them.

Chi Xiaonian: "..." So I'm a three-year-old kid?The kind that you have to stand on a stool even to wash your hands?

Yu Shenguang, can you wake up a little bit?

After thinking about it, there was really nothing to say, Yu Shenguang glanced at his glass translucent bathroom door, got up silently, and took out a brand new bed sheet from the closet.

Chi Xiaonian was in a daze, what was he going to do?Give me a bath towel?

Then she saw that her family Guangshen found a roll of adhesive tape from the box and chest, fixed the two corners of the bed sheet with the adhesive tape, and stuck it on the left and right walls of the bathroom door. A big red curtain was hung, and the whole room was suddenly festive like a wedding room, the kind where you can enter the bridal chamber by playing the BGM of "Hundred Birds in the Phoenix".

What's even more coquettish is that the bed sheet is full of beautiful peonies and big fat dolls of different shapes, and the Chinese character "囍" in the middle is so eye-catching...

Seeing her shocked face, Yu Shenguang gave a dry cough and explained in a low voice: "This will make you feel more secure."

I heard that girls like boys who can bring them a sense of security...

Chi Xiaonian: "..." I really feel a sense of security right now.

He even felt that even if she stripped naked in front of him, he would cover his eyes and shout at her shyly: I hate it, what are you doing, put on your clothes quickly...

etc!That's not the point!The point is Yu Shenguang, why do you, an Internet-addicted old man who was pregnant with Solo, have such festive bed sheets!Is it possible that you really have a fiancée who is richer than me and more flirtatious than me behind my back, and whose legs can be played for a year?
This bed sheet with the word "囍" is the proof of their love!

Chi Xiaonian suddenly couldn't restrain her brain hole again, the inspiration hit like the rolling water of the Yangtze River, making her instantly want to open the WPS code and write thousands of words!

The general content is: Yu Shenguang, the domineering president, once had a first love. They used to run together in the sunset, eat barbecue together on the side of the road, and throw mud together by the river to compete with whoever fell louder. That was their lost youth!
They even bought a four-piece bed set for their wedding as a token of love. You take the sheet and I take the quilt cover, and even the pillowcase must be kept by each person. When the four-piece set on the bed reunites, it will be their wedding day!

It's a pity that the sky didn't go his way, his first love couldn't stand his autism and straightness in the end, and felt that it was impossible for him to be broken by him in this life, so he finally chose to break up, and then went abroad, which turned into a white in Yu Shenguang's heart moonlight.

Whenever in the dead of night, Yu Shenguang would hug the bed sheet he left behind with Double Happiness printed on it, and sit alone until dawn, and even deliberately found a partner who was completely opposite to his physical facilities in order to numb himself, the gender was female, Without his money, he would show off, and his legs are shorter than him, to deceive himself that he never loved him at all, and a proud person like him would not admit that he was dumped!

According to the routine of romance texts, after she found something left by his ex-boyfriend in his room, the ex-boyfriend would return to China to seek reunion with Yu Shenguang, and then he would suppress her, mock her, and even tell her what was in Yu Shenguang's room The Double Happiness bed sheet was left by him as a way to drive a wedge between the two of them.

And Yu Shenguang would explain to her, and she would hold her head and yell "I won't listen, I won't listen, I won't listen, I won't listen", and then resolutely go to the United States, and come back a few years later with a small bun of the same style as Yu Shenguang...

Thinking of this, Chi Xiaonian suddenly felt that something was wrong. A chaste and strong woman like Guangshen who values ​​chastity more than her life should not give her a chance to run with the ball...

Then she would buy a handsome little golden retriever of the same style and come back, and tell him that it was handsome's wandering son who was raised by her, and let him pay his debts to his father and be responsible for her and little handsome!

Thinking of this, Chi Xiaonian pulled the dazzlingly red Baizitu sheet in front of him speechlessly, and asked him: "So why do you have this kind of sheet..."

Yu Shenguang coughed lightly in embarrassment, "My mother bought it."

He won't tell her that this is his mother's birthday present to humiliate him who is 20 years old and has never even held a girl's hand...

Chi Xiaonian: "..." I overestimated you.

A straight man of steel is not worthy of having a white moonlight in his heart...

Chi Xiaonian laughed dryly, praised 'Auntie has a unique vision', and then carried the toiletries into the safe bathroom.

Yu Shenguang sat on the bed silently, took out his mobile phone and searched, what should I do if I spend the night with my girlfriend for the first time, and waited online, it was very urgent.

……

Chi Xiaonian swears that this is the most careful time she has taken a bath since she grew up. Even if the water accidentally splashed on her face, she dared not wipe it with a paper towel. She could only let it dry naturally so as not to accidentally get it dirty. Makeup on the face.

She used the shower gel twice in a row, and rubbed the milk-flavored body lotion again. After confirming that every part of her body exuded a charming milk fragrance, she finally put on the battle robe she had prepared in advance.

A pure white suspender nightdress, covered with a transparent mesh bathrobe of Mori girl style, is full of girlishness and at the same time has a hint of caution.

After looking in the mirror several times, Chi Xiaonian opened the bathroom door and lifted the dazzling red curtain, and then she saw that her Guangshen had even made the floor for herself.

Chi Xiaonian: "..." What should I do if my boyfriend is too self-conscious?
At this time, he was hugging his two long legs that had no place to rest, sitting on the floor that belonged to him, his eyes only stayed on her for a second, then he silently moved away, and asked her without squinting: "Are you cold?" ?"

Because he was wearing long clothes and trousers, he adjusted the temperature of the air conditioner a little low.

Chi Xiaonian: "..." Excuse me?So I took a two-hour shower and put on the pajamas I carefully selected, so I got such a comment?
Yu Shenguang, you are really hopeless...

"It's okay." Chi Xiaonian replied in a low voice, and walked up to him and sat on the floor beside him, blinking his big watery eyes and asking him innocently: "Shall we sleep on the floor tonight?" ?”

"You sleep on the bed." As Yu Shenguang said, he took out the air-conditioning quilt and wrapped her tightly in three layers, only her small head was exposed, "I'll catch a cold if I wear so little."

Chi Xiaonian rolled into his arms like a dumpling, rubbed his head against his chest, and asked him, "Then what are we doing now?"

Yu Shenguang reached out to hold her in his arms, stared at her for a while, and then uttered a sentence that shocked Chi Xiaonian.

He said, "Have you put on makeup? Let me remove it for you."

As he spoke, he reached out and touched a bottle of makeup remover water and a dozen makeup remover wipes from the bedside table!

Chi Xiaonian froze in shock with a face full of thoughts: How is it possible, how did he see it, is it me who is hallucinating or this steel pipe has become refined, and where did the makeup remover and makeup remover towel come from? Yes, could it be Yu Shenguang that you really have an ex-girlfriend, and this bottle of makeup remover and these dozens of makeup remover towels are the evidence that you have loved?
Seeing that she was silent, Yu Shenguang rubbed her little head again, and said with some embarrassment: "I saw many girls on the Internet saying that they dare not take off their makeup when they spend the night with their boyfriend for the first time..."

So he went to consult Lu Yan while she was taking a bath, and borrowed makeup remover and cotton pads for her.

Chi Xiaonian was stunned for a moment when he heard it, and his mind was full of: So you, a straight steel man, still search for such things on the Internet?So should I admit it or deny it?

"So?" She blinked, "What else did you see?"

Yu Shenguang: "I also saw some people taking off their makeup while their boyfriend was asleep, and then secretly getting up at [-] o'clock the next morning to put it on again."

Chi Xiaonian: "..."

For a moment, she wondered if Bu Yao, the bastard, had informed her!

And this cute boy who asked if he didn't understand stretched out his hand to poke her cheek, stroked it twice with his fingertips, and asked her curiously: "Have you melted?"

Chi Xiaonian hesitated for a moment, and finally nodded with a sad face, "Yes."

"Then let me remove it for you." Yu Shenguang rubbed her head, and continued to report to her what he saw and heard on the Internet: "I heard that wearing colored contact lenses for a long time is not good for the eyes, and sleeping with makeup is not good for the skin." good."

"So that's why you want to help me remove my makeup?" Chi Xiaonian looked at him with bent eyes, a little confused: "I'm not pretty after removing my makeup?"

And her cute boy has already begun to help her wet the makeup remover towel with jerky hands. Hearing this, he even asked her with a look of wonder, "Will you wipe off your eyes and nose?"

Because in his mind, a barbie doll with a bare face suddenly appeared after it was removed...

Chi Xiaonian: "..." So in your eyes, a person with eyes and a nose is a beautiful person, right?

But for the sake of his cuteness, she obediently let him unload it.

As a result, this cute straight man was so curious as if he had discovered some new world. He wiped her face with a makeup remover towel with one hand, and touched her eyelashes curiously with the other hand, pinched her nose, and whispered at the same time. Said: "The eyelashes are still very long."

"The nose is real too."

"The cheeks are still fleshy..."

"..."

After he touched her face curiously, Chi Xiaonian opened his eyes and saw that there seemed to be light in his dark pupils. After staring at her seriously for a while, he carefully looked at her. Kissed lightly on the forehead, whispered: "It's still very beautiful."

Chi Xiaonian only felt that his heart trembled, and then it started beating wildly again. Every cell in his body seemed to be screaming crazily.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah why is this damn man so good at flirting!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhly
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa then laughing so softly!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Mom I want to throw him down!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Chi Xiaonian flopped twice to break free from the air-conditioning quilt, stretched out her hand and threw the obstructive quilt far away, then she gritted her teeth and threw herself into his arms like a small cannonball inside.

Yu Shenguang was sitting in a loose posture, but when she threw her so vigorously, he fell down, and even hit the back of his head. Before he could react, her lips covered her, like a small animal.

He couldn't help but think of Handsome, who always likes to throw himself on him and lick his face...

After realizing this, Yu Shenguang froze like an electric shock. Is this the legendary forced kiss...

Chi Xiaonian only felt that he was like a stiff piece of wood, and he didn't respond for a long time. He just stared at her blankly, his face was as red as an overcooked shrimp.

She couldn't figure out what to do after gnawing for a long time, she was a little discouraged, and she turned over as soon as she was about to leave him, and her hoarse voice became more pleasant than before: "Lie down and don't move, I'll do it.

Your overlord will always be your overlord.

(End of this chapter)