The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 733 The rain I begged for
Shanglian: The sky seems to be raining, I really want to live next door to you.

The second couplet: I heard the raindrops falling on the green grass, and I heard the bell ringing for the end of get out of class in the distance.

Horizontal batch: The cold icy rain patted the face indiscriminately.

And Zhou Ziming, who took the lead in contributing to the QQ-level sun, and Xu Lang, who wanted to buy a sunny doll overnight, were forcibly dragged out and stood in a row. Each of them held three cigarettes in his hand, and bowed to the photo of the Rain God like mentally retarded, and like offering incense Put the smoke in front of the rain god in the same way, and watch it burn quietly.

"Captain Lu, do you want to take the lead and kowtow three times?" Zhou Ziming looked at him teasingly.

Lu Yan shook his head and said solemnly, "No, don't call me Captain Lu."

Zhou Ziming: "???"

Lu Yan: "From now on, I am Laifu's older brother, Laiyu."

Inexplicably, there was an extra blessing from my brother: "..." You are so coquettish.

Perhaps it was due to their begging for rain. When it was time for training in the afternoon, the sky was really gloomy. The wind swept through the dark clouds. In the middle of the arena, there is a group of sand sculptures in green clothes running proudly.

The reason for this is that when they arrived at the training ground one by one after their lunch break, they heard the instructor say, "If you think I'm handsome, please come out!"

'Wow' all of a sudden, a group of people came out, and Bu Yao had stretched out half of her legs, but after feeling someone's gaze on her, she silently put her feet back.

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So, everyone came out, and it was just the two of them.

Then Bu Yao saw the instructor showing a bewildered smile, "All those who stand up, run five laps around the training ground!"

Everyone was crying and howling.

After sending them off, the instructor said with a smile on his face: "You can't be like them, dishonest, knowing that I'm not handsome, and complimenting me against your conscience, why don't you two come out?"

Lu Yan: "Because you are not as handsome as me."

Bu Yao: "Because our captain is the most handsome."

"Very good." The instructor nodded, "You two run ten laps around the training ground."

Lu Yan: "..."

Bu Yao: "..."

This story tells us not to show affection in front of others casually.

So, while the other little green men finished five laps and were sitting in the shade to rest, these two were still circling around the field half-deadly, and their green clothes couldn't stop the pink bubbles from their bodies. .

Bu Yaokong has two long legs, and his sports performance is average. He was out of breath after just two laps.

After Lu Yan dragged her to run for a while, he suddenly turned around, ran to the instructor and said, "Instructor, I'm applying to run with a load."

The instructor, who was shown affection but was not praised, looked arrogant: "Do you know that you have to call for a report first if you have something to do? Call for a report ten times first."

Lu Yan: "Report ten times, instructor, I'm applying for a run with a weight, the kind that weighs ninety catties."

Instructor: "..."

So, when the other little green men continued to stand in the military posture after resting, they saw Lu Yan carrying Bu Yao on his back and continuing to run around the training ground, and the two kept shouting: "Report report report report..."

This story tells us that the essence of human beings is a repeater.

Maybe it's because the misery of the two of them can't stand the rain god anymore, and the sky that has been gloomy for a long time has finally started to rain, and the rain is getting heavier and heavier, causing the faces of the little green people standing in military posture to be filled with tears. With a smile more joyful than a good harvest.

Even Bu Yao and Lu Yan were called back to the team by the instructor, and everything seemed to be disbanded.

Then I saw the instructor snort coldly, "Don't think I don't know what kind of witchcraft you have performed behind my back, the rain you begged for yourself, you will also finish crying."

Everyone: "..." orz.

Yushen sincerely did not deceive me, the cold ice rain really patted my face indiscriminately.

After being drenched like this for a while, the people who wanted to pray for rain began to ask for leave for various reasons.

Salted fish: "Instructor, I am a salted fish and I am allergic to fresh water."

Instructor: "Then let me sprinkle some salt for you?"

Salted fish: "..." Boom.

Zhou Ziming: "Instructor, I have rheumatoid arthritis, and it hurts when it rains."

The instructor reached out and tapped on his forehead, and said with a holy face: "May this holy water that fell from the sky wash away the pain in your body."

Zhou Ziming: "..." Boom.

Xu Lang: "Instructor, my bangs are too long. Once the rain washes away, I can't see anything clearly like the entrance of the Water Curtain Cave!"

The instructor reached out and took out a few flamboyant pink rubber bands from his pocket, and his smile gradually changed: "Shall I do it or you do it? Do you want an upside-down braid or a shofar braid?"

Xu Lang: "..." Boom.

The instructor patted him on the shoulder again, "For training tomorrow morning, don't let me see your hair."

Xu Lang: "..." Hey, so I'm going to be shaved bald.

Laifu: "Instructor, my back hurts."

"Instructor, me, me, me..." Jiang Jiang got stuck for a long time but couldn't think of any good reason, and blurted out: "My chrysanthemum hurts."

Then he saw that the uncle's smile on the instructor's face gradually became presumptuous, and his eyes looked meaningfully from the two of them: "You two are in the same dormitory, right? All those who show affection are pulled out and shot for 10 minutes."

Jiang Jiang: "..." Boom.

At the end of the rain, it was as big as a splash, and the instructor was willing to let them into the house, and took them to play songs and play games like the children in the kindergarten class, and finally played old movies.

However, due to the ferocious rain, the high-voltage lines around the military training base were cut off. At night, all the power was cut off, and the dormitory without fans was even more stuffy.

As soon as Bu Yao returned to the dormitory, she took a hot bath to prevent a cold. After a while, Lu Yan came, holding a cattail fan uniformly issued by the base.

"Have you taken a shower?" Bu Yao said while giving him a seat. The small bed in the dormitory is really crowded for two people, and someone would rather hang half of his body in the air, risking being squeezed out of the bed at any time in the middle of the night. Hold her to sleep.

Lu Yan climbed onto the bed and began to pinch her legs consciously. The smile on his lips was meaningful, "What do you want to do?"

Bu Yao: "..." I want you to go away.

Said to run ten laps, Bu Yao only ran two and a half laps at most, and he really tossed behind her back for a long time, and she felt distressed even if he didn't cry out that he was tired.

Bu Yao held down his hand, and said in a low voice, "Let me press it for you, my leg doesn't hurt."

Lu Yan shook his head and blamed himself, "I deserve it."

Bu Yao had no choice but to fan him with a cattail fan, watching him pinch her legs with a serious face, and there seemed to be endless tenderness hidden in his downcast eyes, every time she saw it, it made her heart beat again.

While fanning the wind, she chatted with him casually: "Do you like military training?"

(End of this chapter)